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Apr 3rd 2013, 18:30:24

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by Makolyte:

Solution: Don't make NW the sole determinant of a country's rank. As long as Rank = NW you'll have landtrading and other douchey things.

How do we rank countries then?

A combination of stats, such as: networth, land, # attacks, # defends, pop killed, kills. Why not make a country score and base ranks on that, instead of purely on nw?

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Apr 3rd 2013, 17:39:38

Solution: Don't make NW the sole determinant of a country's rank. As long as Rank = NW you'll have landtrading and other douchey things.

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Apr 3rd 2013, 14:42:12

Mel Gibson kicked their freaking asses

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Apr 2nd 2013, 13:46:01

Originally posted by K_L:

All I know is that Battlefield Vietnam had awesome soundtrack.

Hunting in the jungle with a machete = fun

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Apr 1st 2013, 14:29:55

The ARVN was horrible. The southern govt was horrible. Ho Chi Mihn came to us, but we turned him down. That caused him to turn to China for support.

We simply picked the wrong side to support.

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Apr 1st 2013, 14:21:21

Thank God! This game is horrific and full of flaming pieces of ... oh wait you're kidding.

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Mar 29th 2013, 12:48:20

[quote poster=EVO|Rasp; 14267; 440604]greenman sucks
[/quote]

What about dayman? Fighter of the nightman? Champion of the Sun!?

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Mar 28th 2013, 12:55:58

Because you're addicted to the rush

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Mar 21st 2013, 19:41:44

Paddy's Pub has 4 whities in it.

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Mar 18th 2013, 20:07:00

Jesus christ, the poor guy forgot to tag up and came back with 2 acres, lol

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Mar 11th 2013, 12:18:58

Bone us

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Mar 10th 2013, 22:06:14

That make sense, thanks!

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Mar 10th 2013, 14:53:50

What is the replenishment rate for units on the private market?

I thought it was:
Troops = Acres * 3 per turn
Jets/Turs = Acres * 2.5 per turn
Tanks = Acres per turn

Is this correct?

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Feb 26th 2013, 17:16:48

Originally posted by NukEvil:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Yeah I'm not sure. For me the crazy part is being 6'1" 215lbs in the 8th grade1

Originally posted by elvesrus:

no comment >.>

Is it because he's not smart enough to graduate from middle school to high school, and he's been held back so many times that he's effectively middle-aged? Notice I didn't say anything about his skin color/race.

I'm guessing he's Asian, and most likely North Korean. I heard they are well-fed and bad at middle school math.

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Feb 22nd 2013, 13:19:02

Originally posted by iScode:

Originally posted by kemo:

try these ideas faz

plan a: train a pony to bite their fluff off

plan 2: make them eat their parents

SCOTT TENNERMAN MUST DIE!!!!

all time favorite south park episode!

Cartman has a hell of a retal policy.

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Feb 22nd 2013, 12:41:32

Originally posted by GUY_SAFETY:

heavy cream is bad for your heart and is therefor unsafe. Your eggs must be thoroughly inspected for any blood spots, blemishes, or parasites before cooking. Also remove the yolks as they contain too much cholesterol

~GUY_SAFETY
preventing embarrassing mouse clicks since 1963

You just ruined the last 10 meals i had

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Feb 21st 2013, 21:27:45

Yeah, i guess I could use hitstats for both countries, and subtract PS and SS acres. Based on that, wow, i'm winning hard.

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Feb 21st 2013, 17:41:36

If I was in your position, fazer,I would come back with a different name, join LaF, and slowly but surely ascend the ranks into leadership. Have one of your buddies do the same thing with another clan. Then lead your clans into a hopeless war with each other that drags on and on, eating away at the morale of the members, until eventually they all leave.

That's how you take down LaF. It'll take long-term strategic planning, patience, cunning, and a cold blooded desire for revenge. I'm sure you can do it buddy.

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Feb 20th 2013, 20:45:05

Is it possible to get a war report for a 1 v 1 war?

http://earthgraphs.com/?p=warreport&reset=416

I've tried putting in the country #'s, and then full name (i.e. CountryA #1), but it's not showing any results or showing an errors or anything.

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Feb 20th 2013, 18:29:09

Originally posted by hawkeyee:

Kill all techers! Supply must go down!

The server declares war on all techers. mmm that'd be fun

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Feb 16th 2013, 12:30:14

Originally posted by MArs47:

Mob is uninvited to my b-day.

We were going to have a roller-skating party and he was planning on shooting the duck...and my mom is making an awesome megaman cake.

None for mob. :(

Don't forget your rake!

inside, not more like an outside, joke

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Feb 14th 2013, 14:06:30

I'd've used an awesome triple contraction, and you shouldn't've posted this without one.

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Feb 12th 2013, 21:01:21

I hope they newk Iran, that would totally help us out.

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Feb 10th 2013, 16:28:03

Originally posted by Cannon:

You're dutch? My girlfriend hates your ovens.

hahaha

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Feb 8th 2013, 22:11:33

Originally posted by UBer Bu:

Ray Lewis didn't cause the power outage, but he was there!

Someone overheard him saying "Cut those lights!"

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Feb 8th 2013, 21:58:40

Originally posted by iScode:

i dont think i know what your talking bout, but since its in american pop culture on tv all the time, im gonna guess taco bell.

We dont have one in new zealand, and from what i hear i should be happy about that.

Taco Bell is guaranteed to give you the fluffs rapidly. I see that as a positive.

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Feb 8th 2013, 20:11:29

Originally posted by Bikerman:

I heard that LAF was mergin into DANGER, think they are gonna have there own div. though

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Feb 8th 2013, 15:38:34

The Canada of EE.

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Feb 8th 2013, 12:42:06

Originally posted by Sov:

It is because the name MET means something to SoFers and there is a MET division in SoF.

LOL! In that case this could be some good propaganda material, I propose rewriting it as this:

Midway through the set Mors Ex Tenebris, a fearless opponent who has never lost a conflict, provoked DKnights. Hiding behind the name of SoF, the war superpower, they slept on DKnights, believing they didn't have the testicular fortitude to fight. But this was a fatal mistake, for the brass balls of bstrong were underestimated. He led the charge into battle shouting "Freedom!!" (kinda like William Wallace yo), first striking and killing 100% of the enemy. SoF has never been the same, they still secretly sacrifice a weakling to Dknights every set.

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Feb 6th 2013, 23:22:41

Originally posted by MArs47:

Actually that sounds about right for a person on welfare.

Sadly.

Correct!

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Feb 4th 2013, 19:57:58

Originally posted by mrford:

what the fluff is this word

"honourable"

why do canadians and brits insist putting Us in every word they can?

They put the word "us" in everything because they are evil collectivists.

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Jan 30th 2013, 15:04:09

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

Originally posted by BILL_DANGER:

Originally posted by RavenBF:

am i the only one that actually types out fluff instead of leting the swear filter make it fluff for me?

I DID NOT EVEN fluffING KNOW IT WAS AN OPTION!

EDIT: HAHA AND IT REPLACES "F L U F F" WITH "fluff"

HA!

BILL

YES, THAT PART IS ABSOLUTELY INFURIATING. WHEN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT A HAPPY fluffY BUNNY, I DO NOT WANT MY LETTERS OF POWER CONVERTED INTO TINY, POWERLESS PINK LETTERS.

THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.

That's fluffing hilarious, I about fluffed my fluffing pants after fluffing that fluff

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Jan 26th 2013, 12:08:11

Originally posted by braden:

i think reuters had it at least four hours ago

lol

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Jan 25th 2013, 21:08:52

I was wondering what happened to you, lol

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Jan 22nd 2013, 13:04:47

The Sicilian Retal Policy: a retal is a dish best served the next set

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Jan 21st 2013, 20:21:12

American hegemony FTW.

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Jan 21st 2013, 18:30:55

Chiggity check yourself before you riggity wreck yourself

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Jan 19th 2013, 16:05:01

Yup, what he said. Make an excel spreadsheet to calculate their defensive strength and your offensive strength.

A=Labels | B=#s | C=Calc
# Troops | # | B2 * 1
# Turrets | # | B3 * 2
# Tanks | # | B4 * 4
Weapons Tech % | % as decimal | % as decimal
Govt Bonus % | % as decimal | % as decimal

Bottom row = SUM(C2 + C3 + C4) * C5 * C6. This is their defensive strength (you can add ally #'s for more optimization)

Now find your offensive strength. It's the same calculation as above with the addition of x1.5. You should only send Jets in a PS, so put 0 for troops and tanks. To optimize try to get your # greater than their's, but not by much.

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Jan 18th 2013, 13:01:55

Guy with a big nose and a stocking cap on

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Jan 17th 2013, 13:11:16

Lesson learned: never outsource your job to someone who can't cover their tracks.

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Jan 16th 2013, 13:50:08

38 yr old male with 19 yr old female = sugar daddy situation.

38 yr old female with 19 yr old male = she has problems.

30 8 yr old males with 19 yr old female = an elementary school class

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Jan 15th 2013, 13:57:07

Originally posted by Darakna:

Originally posted by Makolyte:

http://en.wikipedia.org/...ntries_by_life_expectancy

#1 country has 82 years, while we have 78 years. A 4 year difference is nothing. Looks like someone just wanted an excuse to fluff about the US. Nothing new, carry on.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA

That is the response i give people who quote wikipedia. Huh lawlz

Since you're lazy and decided to dispute the source of the data, here's the cited source:
https://www.cia.gov/...factbook/fields/2102.html

CIA good enough for you?

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Jan 14th 2013, 15:07:35

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Jan 14th 2013, 12:45:30

LALA LALAL LA LAL AL LA LAL LALA

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Jan 11th 2013, 14:36:44

Typical Microsoft jackassery. "The service is believed to be used by about 300 million people every month."

300 million people use it, so let's get rid of it!

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Jan 9th 2013, 13:24:35

Lettuce sucks ass. It should be Bacon Eggs Tomatoes :)

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Jan 7th 2013, 21:56:25

Go Wings

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Jan 7th 2013, 21:55:46

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by Nekked:

Originally posted by Magellaan:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Son Goku:

Originally posted by Cougar:

So not only are you too cowardly to post under your normal name, but you are too dumb to find the bugs and suggestions board?

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Jan 7th 2013, 20:32:01

Thanks oldman. I'm on the alliance server and just started stocking.

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Jan 4th 2013, 19:59:31

Oh, that clears it up for me. Thanks Rockman :D

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