YOU ARE CORRECT, PRIDE. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] OFTEN REFERS TO OURSELVES IN THE THIRD, OR FOURTH OR SEVENTEENTH PERSON. ALTHOUGH, I BELIEVE THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME CONFUSION BETWEEN YOU AND BILL. YOU WERE PROBABLY REFERRING TO THE FIRST VIDEO. THE SECOND VIDEO, WHICH THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT, IS THE VIDEO WHICH BILL REFERENCED. YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE HIM. THE AMOUNT OF TIME-TRAVELLING WE'VE BEEN DOING LATELY HAS A TENDENCY TO LEAD TO MENTAL FOGGINESS.

WE WILL NOT HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU. INSTEAD, WE WILL HOLD IT AGAINST ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE!

HA!

SAM
EXECUTIVE VP OF FAST FOOD,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

THAT IS QUITE POSSIBLE. I AM USUALLY PASSING NASTY GAS. IT HELPS WITH OUR CHEMICAL WEAPONS PROGRAM! I AM GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE FIRE SAUCE IN THE COMING WEEKS.

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF MASS DESTRUCTION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

IT SEEMS OUR ACTIONS HAVE UPSET OTHER MEMBERS OF LaF. THIS WAS NOT OUR INTENTION.

WE ARE REALLY, TRULY, DEEPLY, HONESTLY, HEARTFELTY, TEAR JERKINGLY, SPLEEN RUPTURINGLY SORRY. WE DID NOT WANT TO CAUSE DISTRESS TO ANYONE OTHER THAN THE TWO WHO COMMITTED UNACCEPTABLE ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST US. WE ARE SO TORN UP ABOUT THIS THAT OUR TEARS COULD FILL LAKE MICHIGAN WITH DESPAIR - WITH A THIN FILM OF SNOT ON TOP!

IN ORDER TO PROPERLY DEMONSTRATE OUR REMORSE - AND OUR AWESOME HAIR - BILL AND I HAVE TIME-TRAVELLED BACK TO THE 80'S AGAIN AND MADE ANOTHER VIDEO. WE HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU TO FIND SOLACE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZ79InLGRY

A FEW NOTES ABOUT THIS VIDEO:

FIRST, SINCE WE CARED ABOUT THIS ISSUE SO MUCH, UNLIKE OUR FIRST VIDEO, WE MADE THIS ONE IN HIGH ENOUGH DEFINITION THAT YOU CAN WATCH IT ON FULL SCREEN. YOU'RE WELCOME!

SECONDLY: OUR SECOND FAVORITE MOMENT IN THIS VIDEO IS AT 1:09, WHERE YOU SEE VIC TRYING - UNSUCCESSFULLY - TO COMFORT H4xOr WaNgEr.

THIRDLY: OUR FIRST FAVORITE MOMENT IN THIS VIDEO IS AT 2:21 WHERE WE SEE BILL_DANGER[!] SITTING ON A MERRY GO ROUND. DAMN! HE IS SO HANDOME! IT IS REALLY STRIKING, ISN'T IT? JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND... WELL ANYWAY.

FINALLY: AT 3:07, YOU WILL SEE ME, SAM_DANGER[!}, LOOKING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE WITH A THOUGHTFUL LOOK ON MY FACE. I CANNOT REMEMBER FOR CERTAIN WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THERE. IT WAS EITHER...

"WHAT HAVE WE STARTED HERE? DOES THIS DO ANY GOOD? WHEN WILL THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE END, AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?"

OR

"MAN, I COULD REALLY GO FOR A VOLCANO BURRITO RIGHT NOW"

JUST KIDDING - AGAIN!! MAN, I AM REALLY IN A JOVIAL MOOD TODAY! I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CERTAIN THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT TACO BELL IN THAT PART OF THE VIDEO!

HA!

SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

YES PLEASE. HOW MANY HITS EQUAL A LAND TO LAND RETAL? HOW BOUT FOR A DOUBLE TAP? HOW MUCH FIRE SAUCE IS REQUIRED FOR ONE VOLCANO BURRITO, ONE HALF POUND CHEESY POTATO BURRITO,A BOILED EGG AND A RASPBERRY ICE LOLLY?

JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE BOILED EGG.

HA!

SAM

BILL AND I TIME-TRAVELLED BACK TO THE 80'S TO MAKE THIS VIDEO JUST FOR YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGrFku2itk

HA!

AGAIN I SAY, HA!

HA!

SAM

PS: YOU GOT THE TRANSMITTER

TRIFE:

YOU KNOW IT'S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD NOW, WHETHER YOU WANT TO SING ALONG OR NOT!

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF EXPLOSIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE WORST GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK EVER.

YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, IN THE POST ABOVE THIS ONE!

NOW WHAT?

HA!

SAM
DIRECTOR OF EXPLOSIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

i am going to make a very rare exception here and not use the letters of power so that i may better explain however i am also not going to use puntuation or paragraphs so that there is still some challenge we would not want you to become lazy the problem lies with the way the clan homepage link is handled for members of the clan for example when non members of the clan look at the mighty clan dangers info they see a link to the following youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0 but when clan members click on the clan homepage link they are taken to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertt_sv8svo the difference is only in the capitalization but the result is that youtube will not recognize the latter address

ha?

sam

CANDYMAN:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!'S POSITION ON THE USE OF THE CAPS LOCK KEY HAS BEEN EXPLAINED MORE THAN ONCE. GO FIND IT, THEN COME BACK HERE, APOLOGIZE AND BEG FOR MERCY.

GOOFY:

WE TEND TO AGREE WITH YOU. WE WOULD BE FINE WITH A #30 RANKING OUT OF 29, AS LONG AS RAGE WAS RANKED #31.

HA!

SAM

THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECREED THAT IT IS TIME FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! TO START MEDDLING IN THE AFFAIRS OF OTHER CLANS. AS HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM, THIS DUTY FALLS TO ME. SAM_DANGER!

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE IS A POWER STRUGGLE WITHIN LAF, INVOLVING VIC. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM BEING THE PINK DON. OUR POSITION ON THIS ISSUE IS AS FOLLOWS:

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS DON BUSINESS MEANS, BUT THE TITLE OF PINK DON REMINDS US OF THE MOVIE, RED DAWN. SINCE RED DAWN IS UNDENIABLY THE THIRD BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME - BEHIND "BRAVEHEART" AND "THE PATRIOT" - WE ARE SUPPORTING THE CLAIM OF VIC TO THE THRONE.

IF VIC'S RIGHTFUL SOVEREIGNTY IS NOT RESTORED, WE WILL FORCE LAF TO SWALLOW A GPS TRANSMITTER. AFTER THIS GPS TRANSMITTER IS DISCOVERED BY LAF'S FRIENDS, THEY WILL BE FORCED TO EXECUTE LAF ON A SNOWY MOUNTAINSIDE. TRULY HEART WRENCHING, ISN'T IT!

THEN WILL COME THE EXPLOSIONS.

HA!

SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

SERVANT,

AS PROOF THAT THE COMMITTEE OF ONE IS REASONABLE AND AMIABLE, WE ARE WILLING TO COMPROMISE, RECOGNIZE YOUR VALID POINTS, AND CAPITULATE.

ALSO, IT IS UNCANNY, IS IT NOT, HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE THE "Y" ON THE END OF THE WORD "MIGHTY", WHILE HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WITH ONE PINKY? WE ARE QUITE GLAD TO SEE THAT WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE TROUBLE WITH THIS.

HA!

SAM

SERVANT, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS OUR APPRECIATION FOR YOUR RECOGNITION OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HOWEVER, WE FIND FAULT WITH THESE RANKINGS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS.

FIRST, YOU FAILED TO REFER TO US BY OUR FULL NAME, "THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!" SINCE WE ALSO FAILED TO PROVIDE OUR FULL NAME WHEN WE CREATED OUR TAG, WE ARE PREPARED TO OVERLOOK YOUR MISTAKE... THIS TIME!

WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT IT IS CUSTOMARY FOR SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN THAT SOL IS RANKED TOO HIGH. WE ARE CLAIMING THAT HONOR NOW.

AND FINALLY, WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD BE RANKED ABOVE RAGE, FOR REASONS THAT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE HERE. THEY MAY HAVE THE NAME, RAGE, BUT WE HAVE THE FURY. SO, WE HUMBLY DEMAND THAT THESE RANKINGS BE REVISED WITH THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] AT #19. FAILURE TO MEET THESE DEMANDS MAY RESULT IN A STERN TALKING TO, WHICH - AS YOU HAVE NOTED - WE ARE QUITE GOOD AT.

HA!

SAM

THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE IN-GAME CLAN WEBSITE LINK. WHEN CLICKED BY AN OUTSIDER, IT GETS THE CASE RIGHT (UPPER OR LOWER CASE) OF EACH CHARACTER. HOWEVER, WHEN A MEMBER OF THE CLAN CLICKS ON THE "CLAN HOMEPAGE" LINK, IT PUTS EVERYTHING IN LOWER CASE.

THIS IS A MAJOR ISSUE FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!, AS OUR CLAN HOMEPAGE IS USUALLY A YOUTUBE VIDEO CONTAINING EXPLOSIONS AND OTHER GREAT THINGS. WE DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO CLICK ON OUR HOMEPAGE LINK THE OUTSIDER WAY.

HA!

SAM

SO VILSE, IF SOMEONE CAN BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER.. IF SOMEONE REALIZES THAT MAYBE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING, AND BELIEVES THAT GOD IS A POSSIBILTIY.. IF SOMEONE LOOKS AT THE BIG BANG THEORY AND THINKS "HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE'D THE STUFF THAT EXPLODED COME FROM", THEN THEY'RE NOT A RATIONAL THINKING HUMAN?

GOD JUST TOLD ME TO ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED.

HA!

SAM

MY NAME IS SAM

I AM IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

SAM_FROM_THE_MIGHTY_CLAN[DANGER]! WAS TOO LONG AND CUMBERSOME, SO I WENT WITH THIS.

HA!

SAM

VIC, WE APPRECIATE YOU CALLING US GREAT, AND WE AGREE THAT ANOTHER THREAD WAS NECESSARY. WE LIKE THREADS BECAUSE THEY'RE ONLY ONE LETTER AWAY FROM THREATS.

THE COMMITTEE OF ONE IS BEGINNING TO WONDER THOUGH, WHETHER MANY OF YOU MAY SIMPLY BE TRYING TO CURRY FAVOR NOW THAT YOU HAVE REALIZED THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!. WE DO NOT LIKE INDIAN FOOD, FOR TWO REASONS:

FIRST, IT IS TOO SPICY. WE ALREADY CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE ON A DAILY BASIS. ADDING SPICY INDIAN FOOD WOULD UPSET THINGS IN WAYS WHICH YOU DO NOT EVEN WANT TO BEGIN TO ATTEMPT TO IMAGINE.

AND SECONDLY, WE ARE STILL BITTER ABOUT GENERAL CUSTER.

EVEN GIVEN OUR MISGIVINGS ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF CURRY, WE HAVE ADDED YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO WILL NOT BE EXPLODED. AND YOU ARE ALSO CORRECT ABOUT OUR EPICNESS. IN FACT, IF THIS THREAD WERE A VIDEO, IT WOULD END WITH A FISH FLOPPING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WHILE A PIANO PLAYED.. AND THEN OF COURSE AN EXPLOSION.

HA!

SAM

OK, WE HAVE GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER IS NOW HOSTED AT WWW.BOXCARHOSTING.COM. WE THINK WE MAY BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS EVENTUALLY. GO APPLY, AND MAYBE IF WE UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, WE WILL ACCEPT YOU.

HA!

SAM

KING OF HEARTS 0.7: YOUR CONFUSION IS NOT SURPISING, BUT WE MUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY. IT IS OUR FIRM CONVICTION THAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY LEADS TO LAZINESS AND POOR DENTAL HYGIENE. ALL MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HOLD DOWN BOTH SHIFT KEYS WITH THEIR PINKIES. THE INCREASED MENTAL DEXTERITY WE OBTAIN IS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME. PERHAPS YOU COULD THEN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "KING OF HEARTS 1.3"

HA!

SAM

KING OF HEARTS 0.7: WE HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, BUT WE ARE NOT SURPRISED BY YOUR IGNORANCE. THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE AN INDICATION OF THE FURY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IT WOULD NOT BE SPORTING OF US TO TYPE IN LOWERCASE, AS THEN OUR ENEMIES WOULD NOT BE AWARE OF WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST.

IF THE LETTERS OF POWER ENRAGE YOU, WE SUGGEST THAT YOU TRY READING THEM UPSIDE DOWN!

HA!

SAM

IN CASE THERE ARE ANY WHO HAVE FAILED TO BECOME COGNIZANT OF THIS, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS SO FAR DOMINATING THIS RESSET:


Rank

Country

Land

Networth

Special

Clan



1

I AM SAM (#298)

1494

$173,460

C

DANGER



2

Buford T Justice (#586)

1763

$153,725

M





3

ARE YOU THREATENING ME (#595)

1454

$146,420

H

DANGER

(WE DO NOT KNOW IF THAT WILL FORMAT CORRECTLY, BUT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO TRUST US THAT WE ARE DOMINATING)

SO, WE HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER TO NEW ADMISSIONS. SPACE IS LIMITED, AND TIME IS A FACTOR. ACT NOW, TO GET YOUR MIGHTY CLAN DANGER COMMEMORATIVE EXPLOSION COIN.

WE WILL PROBABLY GET AROUND TO CREATING A WEBSITE FOR YOU TO APPLY SOME TIME TONIGHT. IF NOT, THEN DEFINITELY BEFORE DECEMBER. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW. UNTIL THEN, YOU WILL ALL JUST HAVE TO WAIT ON PINS AND NEEDLES.

HA!

SAM

WE ARE CONFUSED.

IF OVERALL AVERAGE HPK REMAIN THE SAME, THEN WHAT HAS THE CHANGE ACTUALLY CHANGED? STATED DIFFERENTLY, IF A TRAIN LEAVES SAN DIEGO TRAVELLING AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVES LONDON TRAVELLING AT 67 MILES PER HOUR, WHAT IS THE AVERAGE YEARLY RAINFALL IN BOTSWANA?

THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT HPK BE REDUCED TO 3 OR LESS.

HA!

SAM

WE ARE ALSO FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT FRODO AND SAMWISE WERE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT). THE LONGING LOOKS, THE PENSIVE BITING OF THE LIP.. THE SELFLESS SHARING OF THE ELVEN BREAD UNTIL GOLEM THE JACKASS THREW IT OFF THE CLIFF. (BTW, GOLEM IS MOST CERTAINLY ON THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE EXPLODED)

NOW BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND. RED-X, YOUR WORDS OF APPRECIATION HAVE NOT FALLEN ON DEAF EARS OR STUBBED TOES. THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS ADDED YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO WILL NOT BE EXPLODED. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

HA!

SAM

VIC, IT SOUNDS TO US AS IF YOU ARE LIVING IN FEAR OF THE SUICIDER. IF YOU ARE A BETTER PLAYER THAN HIM, THEN SIMPLY MAKE YOUR COUNTRY UNASSAILABLE. WILL YOU REACH THE TOP 10 THIS WAY? NO, BUT YOU WILL DENY YOUR NEMESIS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOU HIS VENGEANCE.

YOU CLAIMED TO ENJOY THE POLITICS OF THE GAME. A HUGE PART OF THE POLITICS OF THE GAME IS TO AVOID ANGERING SOMEONE TO THE POINT WHERE HIS CUP OVERRUNS WITH FURY (OR AT LEAST IT SHOULD BE A HUGE PART)

"LEGITIMATE" PLAYERS DAMAGE THE GAME EVERY DAY WITH UNPROVOKED, OVER THE TOP ATTACKS AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO THEM. SHOULD THEY ALL BE BANNED? WHY IS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR YOU TO STEAL THE LAND OF A COUNRY WITH 1/5 OF YOUR POWER, BUT NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR SOMEONE TO VENT HIS FURY UPON YOU? YOU ARE PLAYING A WAR GAME WHERE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST THE INNOCENT. WHY DOES IT SURPRISE YOU SO THAT OTHERS MIGHT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST YOU?

AND TO THE SUGGESTION THAT ALL NEW TAGS MUST HAVE 10 OR MORE MEMBERS: I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU THAT YOU WOULD BE STRANGLING WHAT LITTLE INNOVATION STILL EXISTS HERE. FROM WHERE WILL YOU TAKE YOUR LAND WHEN EVERY COUNTRY IS IN A TAG WITH WHICH YOU ARE PACTED?

OUR SUGGESTION TO YOU VIC, IF YOU ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT BEING SUICIDED UPON, IS RATHER THAN COMING HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR ENEMY AND ASKING THAT THE ADMINISTRATORS EJECT HIM FROM THE COMMUNITY, YOU SHOULD TRY TO MAKE PEACE. PEACE IS ALWAYS BETTER, IF ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER, THAN EXPLOSIONS.

HA!

SAM

SAKITSAPUWIT (WOW, THAT'S HARD TO SPELL AFTER A FEW SAM ADAMS): YOU ARE CORRECT THAT WE ARE PACIFISTS. ANY WHO CHALLENGE OUR PACIFISM WILL SOON FIND THEMSELVES ON THE RECEIVING END OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]'S FURY. IN SHORT, THEY WILL BE EXPLODED. WE BELIEVE THE PURGING OF THE VIOLENT TO BE THE PUREST FORM OF PACIFISM.

DAGGA: I HAVE CONSULTED WITH THE COMMITTE OF ONE, AND WE ARE UNSURE OF THE MEANING OF THE WORD "GRONK". WE FOUND IT QUITE MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU TO REFER TO US AS "MAGNIFICENT" THOUGH, SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO INTERPRET "GRONK" AS A POSITIVE IDENTIFIER. AS SUCH, YOU HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE EXPLODED.

MR HOBBIT: I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE NOT CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO POSTS. IN BOTH POSTS, SAM ADAMS CAUSED US TO MISTYPE "MIGHTY" AS "MIGHT". ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO TRY? TIME'S UP! THE DIFFERENCE WAS THAT IN THE ORIGINAL POST, SAM ADAMS ALSO CAUSED US TO TYPE "WEHRE", AND IN THE SECOND POST, IT WAS CORRECTED TO "WHERE". SAM ADAMS IS BEGINNING TO MAKE US QUESTION OUR PATRIOTISM, AND YOU ARE NOT AWARDED THE EXPLOSION IMMUNITY IDOL.

GALLERI: WE ONLY POST THE HOLY EARTH 2025 SCRIPTURES ON SUNDAYS, AND SOME THURSDAYS (THE NEXT OCCASIONAL THURSDAY WILL NOT BE UNTIL 3.3 WEEKS FROM NOW)

TRIXX: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE DO NOT PROVIDE CLEANING SERVICES. HOWEVER, IF YOUR BATHROOM HAS REACHED AN ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE STATE OF UNCLEANNESS, WE DO PROVIDE EXPLOSION SERVICES.

HA!

SAM

OOPS, THAT WAS THE QUOTE FUNCTION INSTEAD OF THE EDIT FUNCTION, BUT NOW THIS CAN BECOME A FUN GAME LIKE THOSE WHERE'S WALDO BOOKS. FIND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO POSTS.

(AND IF ANY OF YOU CITE THE FIRST LINE, YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED)

THE FIRST PERSON TO CORRECTLY IDENTIFY THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE AWARDED A 24 HOUR EXPLOSION IMMUNITY IDOL.

HA!

SAM

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 19453; 359687]Pringles and Stuff (#1819)
(Communism)
Rank: 411
Networth: 1,166,551
Land: 3839
GDI Member
Dead


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. THE REST OF YOU WOULD DO WELL TO TAKE HEED. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE TIMING OF THE END OF THE RESET, FIREFLY WOULD HAVE MET THE SAME FATE.

I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE US EARLIER. WE WERE SOMEWHAT BUSY, AND ALSO SOMEWHAT INEBRIATED UNTIL NOW.

A LITTLE HISTORY:

IN THE BEGINNING, MEHUL CREATED EARTH 2025. AND MEHUL LOOKED UPON HIS CREATION, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. SOON, MANY FLOCKED TO HIS CREATION, AND BEFORE LONG, OF COURSE, THEY WERE FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES. AND SO, MEHUL CREATED THE ALLIANCE SERVER, WHERE THOSE WHO WISHED TO BAND TOGETHER COULD DO SO.

ORIGINALLY PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER TO KEEP OTHERS FROM TAKING THEIR STUFF. AND IF ONE GROUP TOOK FROM ANOTHER GROUP, THEN THE FIRST GROUP WOULD SAY "HEY, QUIT TAKING OUR STUFF". THEN THEY WOULD FIGHT, AND ALL WOULD REJOICE. BUT BEFORE LONG, THE GREED AND POWERLUST OF THE PEOPLE CORRUPTED THE SYSTEM, SO THAT THOSE WHO WERE BANDED TOGETHER WOULD ENFORCE POLICIES ON THEIR VICTIMS, WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE VICTIM GROUPS TO PROTECT THEIR STUFF. AND SO CAME THE AGE OF THE ENDLESS SERVER WARS, AND OF THE VICTIMIZATION OF THE UNCONNECTED.

(SKIP FORWARD A FEW CHAPTERS): ...AND MEHUL BEGAT SWIRVE, AND SWIRVE BEGAT JOLT, AND JOLT BEGAT OMAC (OR MAYBE OMAC BEGAT JOLT. THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR) AND OMAC BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR MAYBE JOLT BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR PERHAPS THEY HAD A THREE WAY. AGAIN, THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR ON THIS. THEN NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED UNTIL NOW.

TODAY, THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER] OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES ITS INAUGURAL RESET (LAST RESET DOESN'T COUNT). OUR RETAL POLICY WILL BE AS FOLLOWS:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MEET ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION WITH A RESPONSE OF OUR CHOOSING. WE WILL NOT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OTHERS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT THEM BEING PERPETRATED AGAINST OUR MEMBERS. IT BOILS DOWN TO, "ANY OF YOU MOMOS, TOUCH US, TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!"

HA!

SAM [/quote]

Pringles and Stuff (#1819)
(Communism)
Rank: 411
Networth: 1,166,551
Land: 3839
GDI Member
Dead


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. THE REST OF YOU WOULD DO WELL TO TAKE HEED. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE TIMING OF THE END OF THE RESET, FIREFLY WOULD HAVE MET THE SAME FATE.

I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE US EARLIER. WE WERE SOMEWHAT BUSY, AND ALSO SOMEWHAT INEBRIATED UNTIL NOW.

A LITTLE HISTORY:

IN THE BEGINNING, MEHUL CREATED EARTH 2025. AND MEHUL LOOKED UPON HIS CREATION, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. SOON, MANY FLOCKED TO HIS CREATION, AND BEFORE LONG, OF COURSE, THEY WERE FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES. AND SO, MEHUL CREATED THE ALLIANCE SERVER, WEHRE THOSE WHO WISHED TO BAND TOGETHER COULD DO SO.

ORIGINALLY PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER TO KEEP OTHERS FROM TAKING THEIR STUFF. AND IF ONE GROUP TOOK FROM ANOTHER GROUP, THEN THE FIRST GROUP WOULD SAY "HEY, QUIT TAKING OUR STUFF". THEN THEY WOULD FIGHT, AND ALL WOULD REJOICE. BUT BEFORE LONG, THE GREED AND POWERLUST OF THE PEOPLE CORRUPTED THE SYSTEM, SO THAT THOSE WHO WERE BANDED TOGETHER WOULD ENFORCE POLICIES ON THEIR VICTIMS, WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE VICTIM GROUPS TO PROTECT THEIR STUFF. AND SO CAME THE AGE OF THE ENDLESS SERVER WARS, AND OF THE VICTIMIZATION OF THE UNCONNECTED.

(SKIP FORWARD A FEW CHAPTERS): ...AND MEHUL BEGAT SWIRVE, AND SWIRVE BEGAT JOLT, AND JOLT BEGAT OMAC (OR MAYBE OMAC BEGAT JOLT. THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR) AND OMAC BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR MAYBE JOLT BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR PERHAPS THEY HAD A THREE WAY. AGAIN, THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR ON THIS. THEN NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED UNTIL NOW.

TODAY, THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER] OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES ITS INAUGURAL RESET (LAST RESET DOESN'T COUNT). OUR RETAL POLICY WILL BE AS FOLLOWS:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MEET ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION WITH A RESPONSE OF OUR CHOOSING. WE WILL NOT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OTHERS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT THEM BEING PERPETRATED AGAINST OUR MEMBERS. IT BOILS DOWN TO, "ANY OF YOU MOMOS, TOUCH US, TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!"

HA!

SAM

SO VIC, WHEN YOU SPEAK OF SUICIDERS, ARE YOU REFERRING TO PEOPLE WHO ATTACK THOSE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO THEM? OR ARE YOU SPEAKING OF THOSE WHO TAKE VENGEANCE IN A WAY WHICH THE COMMUNITY FINDS DISTASTEFUL? JUST CURIOUS.

SAM

YOUR ATTEMPT AT TREACHERY HAS FAILED. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE HAS ONLY INREASED OUR FURY BY A FACTOR OF ABOUT 3.71. DID YOU ENJOY THE EXPLOSIONS SO FAR? THEY ARE ONLY THE BEGINNNING. SOON, FIRE WILL RAIN DOWN ON YOU LIKE A TEMPEST OF PAIN. LIKE A MILLION PACKETS OF TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE BEING POURED INTO YOUR EYES. SLOWLY.

"I HAVE SWORN UPON THE ALTAR OF GOD, ETERNAL HOSTILITY AGAINST EVERY FORM OF TYRANNY OVER THE MIND OF MAN" - SAM DANGER (ORIGINALLY SAID BY SOME OTHER FAMOUS GUY, BUT NOW THAT IT HAS BEEN SAID BY SAM DANGER, IT IS IMPORTANT)

HA!

SAM

IT PAINS US GREATLY TO SAY THIS, BUT IT SEEMS WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

FIREFLY, THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER JOIN OUR TAG VOLUNTARILY HAS BETRAYED OUR TRUST, AND HAS USED THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER(!) TO FUNNEL ARMAMENTS TO YOUR ENEMIES:

1.1 days ago

Preemptive CounterStrike (#570) [DANGER] sent Foreign Aid to Like Living Stones (#1742) [Paradigm]! It contained:

1,224,410 Troops

758,620 Jets

710,267 Turrets

631,466 Tanks

388,276 Bushels

$174,225,601


WE DID NOT INTEND FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, AS WE ARE ARDENT PACIFISTS.

WE HAVE ALREADY BEGUN HIS PURIFICATION. I HAVE JUST MET WITH THE COMMITTEE OF ONE, AND WE HAVE DECREED THAT IF YOU CHOOSE TO TAKE YOUR OWN VENGEANCE UPON HIM, YOU WILL NOT BE ADDED TO OUR LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED.

BEHOLD, THE AWFUL PRICE OF TREASON!

HA!

SAM

OOH! FROSTIES! WE HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT FROSTIES.

THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION, HAVOC. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A PLACE ON THE LIST (AT LEAST TEMPORARILY) OF THOSE WHO WILL NOT BE EXPLODED.

HA!

SAM

GALLERI,

WE APPRECIATE AND ARE FLATTENED BY YOUR INVITATION. HOWEVER, I BELIEVE THAT ON SATURDAY WHEN I WAS ON IRC DRUNK, I MAY HAVE COMMITTED THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER TO AT LEAST ONE RESET WITHIN THE HALLOWED HALLS OF ICN

PS. THANK YOU FOR THE BURRITO. I FORGOT TO INSTRUCT YOU TO INCLUDE FIRE SAUCE, BUT NO WORRIES! I HAVE QUITE A LARGE COLLECTION OF FIRE SAUCE PACKETS. ITS RIGHT NEXT TO MY COLLECTION OF THE FINGERS OF DANGER'S ENEMIES. THEY LOVE TO GIVE US THE FINGER.

FIREFLY,

WITH YOUR CAPITULATION, YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE QUITE WISE, NOT TO MENTION HANDSOME AND DEXTROUS.

AS THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER JOIN OUR MIGHTY CLAN VOLUNTARILY, YOU HAVE RESERVED A PLACE FOR YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE LEGENDS OF EARTH. THE MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE OF ONE ARE CERTAIN THAT THOUGH YOUR TIME WITH US WILL BE SHORT, IT WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS PERIODS IN OUR HISTORY.

ALL HAIL FIREFLY! LONG LIVE DANGER!

HA!

SAM

YES

CRAZY MATT, DRAMATAIC CHANGES ARE COMING, BUT NOT FROM THE ADMINISTRATORS. FOR MORE INFORMATION, SEE OUR UPCOMING INTRODUCTION THREAD (TO BE POSTED SOME TIME BETWEEN NOW AND 2013)

HA!

SAM

FIREFLY, YOU HAVE GOT THAT RIGHT. WE ARE DOOM! WE ARE ALSO TRIAL, TRIBULATION, RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION, BLOATING AND IRRITABILITY.

YOU HAVE 17 HOURS LEFT TO CAPITULATE. IF YOU CONTINUE TO FAIL TO RECOGNIZE OUR INCREDIBLY REASONABLE AND BENEVOLENT DEMANDS, YOU WILL LEARN THE TRUE POWER OF [DANGER]! THE TALE OF YOUR FOLLY WILL BE TOLD THROUGHOUT THE AGES. THEY MAY EVEN MAKE A VERB OUT OF YOUR NAME.

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SAM

HEAD DICTATOR: SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM: SAM
HEAD OF INTERNAL ANTAGONISM: SAM
HEAD OF EXPLOSIONS: SAM
HEAD STRATEGIST: SAM

TOP 3 NETTERS: WE DON'T USE NETS. THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT THERE WOULD BE SURVIVORS!

TOP 3 WARRIORS: SAM, SAM, SAM!

TOP 3 OVERALL: DANGER!

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SAM

OUR FAVORITE EXTINCT ALLIANCE IS ICN. SOME OF YOU MAY BE PERPLEXED BY THAT STATEMENT, BUT IT WILL ALL BECOME CLEAR SOON ENOUGH.

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SAM

PRIDE:

WE WERE DECEIVED BY PREEMPTIVE COUNTERSTRIKE. HIS TRICKERY WAS CLEVER AND TREACHEROUS. THOUGH WE CANNOT SEVER DIPLOMATIC TIES FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS, REST ASSURED THAT OUR FURY REMAINS UNABATED. AND COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOU HAVE NOT ALSO BECOME THE TARGET OF OUR WRATH YET. KEEP SPOUTING OFF, AND YOU MAY BE NEXT!!!

WE HAVE LITTLE PATIENCE FOR THOSE SUCH AS YOU. YOU ARE LIKE A BARKING YORKIE, ALL NOISE AND NO DANGER. IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL, WE WILL PUNT YOU!

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SAM

OUR LOVE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY FURY. WE WERE CONTENT TO RESOLVE MATTERS PRIVATELY, BUT THAT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

HAVE WE NOT TRIED TO FIND COMMON GROUND? AND AT EVERY TURN, WE HAVE BEEN DENIED. NO MORE! OUR PATIENCE IS EXHAUSTED, AND NOW ALL THAT REMAINS IS RAGE. THAT, AND SOME HUNGER. YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE. BRING US A VOLCANO BURRITO FROM TACO BELL, AND WE WILL MAKE YOUR DEMISE QUICK AND PAINLESS!

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SAM

YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT DAMAGING US FAILED, SO YOU CALL FOR A CHANGE IN THE LAW? YOUR POSITION ON THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE EXPLODED HAS BEEN SOLIDIFIED.

OUR DEMANDS WERE SIMPLE AND REASONABLE. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CIRCUMVENT FATE, AND WERE PROVEN STUPID. NOW YOU REAP THE WHIRLWIND.

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SAM