IN CASE THERE ARE ANY WHO HAVE FAILED TO BECOME COGNIZANT OF THIS, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS SO FAR DOMINATING THIS RESSET:


Rank

Country

Land

Networth

Special

Clan



1

I AM SAM (#298)

1494

$173,460

C

DANGER



2

Buford T Justice (#586)

1763

$153,725

M





3

ARE YOU THREATENING ME (#595)

1454

$146,420

H

DANGER

(WE DO NOT KNOW IF THAT WILL FORMAT CORRECTLY, BUT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO TRUST US THAT WE ARE DOMINATING)

SO, WE HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER TO NEW ADMISSIONS. SPACE IS LIMITED, AND TIME IS A FACTOR. ACT NOW, TO GET YOUR MIGHTY CLAN DANGER COMMEMORATIVE EXPLOSION COIN.

WE WILL PROBABLY GET AROUND TO CREATING A WEBSITE FOR YOU TO APPLY SOME TIME TONIGHT. IF NOT, THEN DEFINITELY BEFORE DECEMBER. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW. UNTIL THEN, YOU WILL ALL JUST HAVE TO WAIT ON PINS AND NEEDLES.

HA!

SAM

You and your cap locks go right ahead and fluff YOURSELFS, that is all, have a swirvy day...

HA!

KING OF HEARTS 0.7: YOUR CONFUSION IS NOT SURPISING, BUT WE MUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY. IT IS OUR FIRM CONVICTION THAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY LEADS TO LAZINESS AND POOR DENTAL HYGIENE. ALL MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HOLD DOWN BOTH SHIFT KEYS WITH THEIR PINKIES. THE INCREASED MENTAL DEXTERITY WE OBTAIN IS WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME. PERHAPS YOU COULD THEN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "KING OF HEARTS 1.3"

HA!

SAM

He knows what "KoH" stands for....

BIG FUGGEN HMMMM!!!!!!

OK, WE HAVE GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER IS NOW HOSTED AT WWW.BOXCARHOSTING.COM. WE THINK WE MAY BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS EVENTUALLY. GO APPLY, AND MAYBE IF WE UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, WE WILL ACCEPT YOU.

HA!

SAM

It might take sometime for you to understand. Probably when September ends?