Pringles and Stuff (#1819)
(Communism)
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. THE REST OF YOU WOULD DO WELL TO TAKE HEED. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE TIMING OF THE END OF THE RESET, FIREFLY WOULD HAVE MET THE SAME FATE.

I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE US EARLIER. WE WERE SOMEWHAT BUSY, AND ALSO SOMEWHAT INEBRIATED UNTIL NOW.

A LITTLE HISTORY:

IN THE BEGINNING, MEHUL CREATED EARTH 2025. AND MEHUL LOOKED UPON HIS CREATION, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. SOON, MANY FLOCKED TO HIS CREATION, AND BEFORE LONG, OF COURSE, THEY WERE FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES. AND SO, MEHUL CREATED THE ALLIANCE SERVER, WEHRE THOSE WHO WISHED TO BAND TOGETHER COULD DO SO.

ORIGINALLY PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER TO KEEP OTHERS FROM TAKING THEIR STUFF. AND IF ONE GROUP TOOK FROM ANOTHER GROUP, THEN THE FIRST GROUP WOULD SAY "HEY, QUIT TAKING OUR STUFF". THEN THEY WOULD FIGHT, AND ALL WOULD REJOICE. BUT BEFORE LONG, THE GREED AND POWERLUST OF THE PEOPLE CORRUPTED THE SYSTEM, SO THAT THOSE WHO WERE BANDED TOGETHER WOULD ENFORCE POLICIES ON THEIR VICTIMS, WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE VICTIM GROUPS TO PROTECT THEIR STUFF. AND SO CAME THE AGE OF THE ENDLESS SERVER WARS, AND OF THE VICTIMIZATION OF THE UNCONNECTED.

(SKIP FORWARD A FEW CHAPTERS): ...AND MEHUL BEGAT SWIRVE, AND SWIRVE BEGAT JOLT, AND JOLT BEGAT OMAC (OR MAYBE OMAC BEGAT JOLT. THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR) AND OMAC BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR MAYBE JOLT BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR PERHAPS THEY HAD A THREE WAY. AGAIN, THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR ON THIS. THEN NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED UNTIL NOW.

TODAY, THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER] OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES ITS INAUGURAL RESET (LAST RESET DOESN'T COUNT). OUR RETAL POLICY WILL BE AS FOLLOWS:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MEET ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION WITH A RESPONSE OF OUR CHOOSING. WE WILL NOT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OTHERS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT THEM BEING PERPETRATED AGAINST OUR MEMBERS. IT BOILS DOWN TO, "ANY OF YOU MOMOS, TOUCH US, TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!"

HA!

SAM

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 19453; 359687]Pringles and Stuff (#1819)
(Communism)
Rank: 411
Networth: 1,166,551
Land: 3839
GDI Member
Dead


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. THE REST OF YOU WOULD DO WELL TO TAKE HEED. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE TIMING OF THE END OF THE RESET, FIREFLY WOULD HAVE MET THE SAME FATE.

I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE US EARLIER. WE WERE SOMEWHAT BUSY, AND ALSO SOMEWHAT INEBRIATED UNTIL NOW.

A LITTLE HISTORY:

IN THE BEGINNING, MEHUL CREATED EARTH 2025. AND MEHUL LOOKED UPON HIS CREATION, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. SOON, MANY FLOCKED TO HIS CREATION, AND BEFORE LONG, OF COURSE, THEY WERE FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES. AND SO, MEHUL CREATED THE ALLIANCE SERVER, WHERE THOSE WHO WISHED TO BAND TOGETHER COULD DO SO.

ORIGINALLY PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER TO KEEP OTHERS FROM TAKING THEIR STUFF. AND IF ONE GROUP TOOK FROM ANOTHER GROUP, THEN THE FIRST GROUP WOULD SAY "HEY, QUIT TAKING OUR STUFF". THEN THEY WOULD FIGHT, AND ALL WOULD REJOICE. BUT BEFORE LONG, THE GREED AND POWERLUST OF THE PEOPLE CORRUPTED THE SYSTEM, SO THAT THOSE WHO WERE BANDED TOGETHER WOULD ENFORCE POLICIES ON THEIR VICTIMS, WHICH MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE VICTIM GROUPS TO PROTECT THEIR STUFF. AND SO CAME THE AGE OF THE ENDLESS SERVER WARS, AND OF THE VICTIMIZATION OF THE UNCONNECTED.

(SKIP FORWARD A FEW CHAPTERS): ...AND MEHUL BEGAT SWIRVE, AND SWIRVE BEGAT JOLT, AND JOLT BEGAT OMAC (OR MAYBE OMAC BEGAT JOLT. THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR) AND OMAC BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR MAYBE JOLT BEGAT EARTH EMPIRES. OR PERHAPS THEY HAD A THREE WAY. AGAIN, THE TEXT IS UNCLEAR ON THIS. THEN NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED UNTIL NOW.

TODAY, THE MIGHT CLAN [DANGER] OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES ITS INAUGURAL RESET (LAST RESET DOESN'T COUNT). OUR RETAL POLICY WILL BE AS FOLLOWS:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MEET ALL ACTS OF AGGRESSION WITH A RESPONSE OF OUR CHOOSING. WE WILL NOT COMMIT ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST OTHERS, NOR WILL WE ACCEPT THEM BEING PERPETRATED AGAINST OUR MEMBERS. IT BOILS DOWN TO, "ANY OF YOU MOMOS, TOUCH US, TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!"

HA!

SAM [/quote]

OOPS, THAT WAS THE QUOTE FUNCTION INSTEAD OF THE EDIT FUNCTION, BUT NOW THIS CAN BECOME A FUN GAME LIKE THOSE WHERE'S WALDO BOOKS. FIND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO POSTS.

(AND IF ANY OF YOU CITE THE FIRST LINE, YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED)

THE FIRST PERSON TO CORRECTLY IDENTIFY THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE AWARDED A 24 HOUR EXPLOSION IMMUNITY IDOL.

HA!

SAM

you changed might to mighty.... yeah i'm bored haha. :D

Oh and you can keep your idol ;)

LOL

sam danger is a gronk of magnificent proportions.

it's an amusing introduction, and a remarkably simple retal/fa policy. don't hit us, we won't hit you, being the TL/DR, and if you DO hit us, we reserve the right to go ape on your arse.

so your tree huggers?

u got cleaned? :P

can someone clean my bathroom?

SAM! YOUR RETAL POLICY SOUNDS LIKE iMag!! ONCE AGAIN YOU WOULD FIT WELL WITH US!!!

CAN YOU POST MORE CHAPTERS?

SAKITSAPUWIT (WOW, THAT'S HARD TO SPELL AFTER A FEW SAM ADAMS): YOU ARE CORRECT THAT WE ARE PACIFISTS. ANY WHO CHALLENGE OUR PACIFISM WILL SOON FIND THEMSELVES ON THE RECEIVING END OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]'S FURY. IN SHORT, THEY WILL BE EXPLODED. WE BELIEVE THE PURGING OF THE VIOLENT TO BE THE PUREST FORM OF PACIFISM.

DAGGA: I HAVE CONSULTED WITH THE COMMITTE OF ONE, AND WE ARE UNSURE OF THE MEANING OF THE WORD "GRONK". WE FOUND IT QUITE MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU TO REFER TO US AS "MAGNIFICENT" THOUGH, SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO INTERPRET "GRONK" AS A POSITIVE IDENTIFIER. AS SUCH, YOU HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE LIST OF THOSE TO BE EXPLODED.

MR HOBBIT: I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE NOT CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO POSTS. IN BOTH POSTS, SAM ADAMS CAUSED US TO MISTYPE "MIGHTY" AS "MIGHT". ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO TRY? TIME'S UP! THE DIFFERENCE WAS THAT IN THE ORIGINAL POST, SAM ADAMS ALSO CAUSED US TO TYPE "WEHRE", AND IN THE SECOND POST, IT WAS CORRECTED TO "WHERE". SAM ADAMS IS BEGINNING TO MAKE US QUESTION OUR PATRIOTISM, AND YOU ARE NOT AWARDED THE EXPLOSION IMMUNITY IDOL.

GALLERI: WE ONLY POST THE HOLY EARTH 2025 SCRIPTURES ON SUNDAYS, AND SOME THURSDAYS (THE NEXT OCCASIONAL THURSDAY WILL NOT BE UNTIL 3.3 WEEKS FROM NOW)

TRIXX: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE DO NOT PROVIDE CLEANING SERVICES. HOWEVER, IF YOUR BATHROOM HAS REACHED AN ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE STATE OF UNCLEANNESS, WE DO PROVIDE EXPLOSION SERVICES.

HA!

SAM

I like this guy.

NOSE!!!!!

SELL YOUS OIL FOR ZERO DOLLARS AND GO BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!

Why so much YELLING! :p

THAT'S NOT YELLING THAT IS HIS REGULAR VOICE.

BILL

i like it.... but , well... good luck with it

MAJOR, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WISHES OF GOOD LUCK. I WILL CONSULT WITH MY BROTHER THE DEAR LEADER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] AND REQUEST THAT HE CONSULT WITH THE COMMITTEE OF ONE TO EXAMINE THE POSSIBILITY OF PLACING YOU ON THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT TO BE EXPLODED.

LOVE AND BRUISES,
BILL

DON'T MAKE ME STICKY THE THREAD FOR NO REASON!

IT NEEDS A STICKY. SAM TOLD ME BEFORE HOW HE RECOGNIZES YOU AS PART OF THEIR KIND :p

GLORY TO HAN!

WEAK SAUCE.

This is awesome LOL

Sam, every time you post something like this, it makes me want to come play alliance a little more just so I could join clan DANGER.

You're the man, Sam.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ICCYHBERG

LOL!!!

YOLOLOLOLOL!!!

WOW..this scares me lol

""ANY OF YOU MOMOS"

you cannot use that term for you do not know what the m0m0 is.

ps

SUBMIT TO fluff

YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAH! I Like this guy too.

So is this a recruiting message? because I noticed you only have two members.

sam and frodo in one thread? where is merry and pippin?



i kinda like this guy tho.. of course.. sam is the best hobbit hands down lol

/me thinks me will hit them just to see what being exploded is all about

agrees with riddler

RIDDLER, AND JACK (WAIT, DIDN'T JACK PLAY THE RIDDLER IN THAT ONE SUPERMAN REMAKE?), YOU DO NOT NEED TO HIT EITHER SAM OR MYSELF TO UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING EXPLODED IS ALL ABOUT.

HERE IS AN INFORMATIVE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5441q74KiLM

BLAAARUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
BILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQWt2G0UwUw

this is what I do...explode me if you dare :P

^^ if that is even remotely true, you will most definitely NOT be exploded. :)

BILL

lol :D