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Aug 8th 2019, 23:51:03

Originally posted by Boltar:
Nah we would have claimed laf wasn't tag killed if the roles were reversed ;)


You guys have no hope of a tag kill tho lol.
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Aug 7th 2019, 21:06:11

Choked on a bone.
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Jul 26th 2019, 2:20:58

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
To "know" someone in the bible means to have had sex with them.

Genesis 4:1: "And Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain."

That's why I humped him. It was philosophy based toilet humor.


The fuq? Religious fluff is weird.
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Jul 22nd 2019, 2:56:16

*eats popcorn intensely*
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Jul 21st 2019, 19:42:05

biblical sense? Da fuq?
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Jul 20th 2019, 7:19:55

Bonus
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Jul 14th 2019, 4:32:34

I love Derrick, dude is a blast. Not really sure who you even are tho if I am being honest.
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Jul 5th 2019, 10:09:35

Message me on IRC, or PM me here. Please.
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Jul 1st 2019, 5:38:06

Originally posted by Gerdler:
No, I mean the relevant post by Marshal.


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Jul 1st 2019, 5:15:27

Originally posted by Gerdler:
It was a mistake I'm sure.


The 0% tax rate? I am sure, but the original post and call out on QZ didn't make him look good lol.
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Jul 1st 2019, 5:12:54

Originally posted by sinistril:
Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Honestly thats the first time i ever saw CWG care about dying.

Perhaps if tso had actually hit the server instead of 2 tags people would be having more fun.

Uj, porthos, major, groot and taker. Some of my favorite players in the game. Shame to tso for not getting to know them. I doubt you would have hit them either if you did know them. Because you didnt hit anyone else you know. And honestly i prefer those players to some that you know.

I'll be in a warchat smacking these losers with getafix. You know how to find me.



https://m.wikihow.com/Be-Classy



I am suing for time theft. I cannot believe I read that garbage..... gahh!!!
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Jul 1st 2019, 5:07:31

OMG THAT IS HIM. I am a virgin at this game and even I have heard about that 0% tax rate guy. Now that I think about it, the saying was, don't be a jayr lol..... Too funny, I didn't know I was playing with a celebrity.

Originally posted by Jayr:
I FKN QUIT.
WTF QZ.
SRSLY.


You quit being a quitter..... tsk tsk.....

Originally posted by Celphi:
Please tell me Jayr is on opposing team next set..


Assuming you are on ZZs side Celphi, and I think you always were in the past if I remember correctly.

Originally posted by Celphi:
This set needs to hurry up and end.


This set is legendary lol.

Originally posted by Marshal:
http://www.earthempires.com/forum/post/644448/perm there you go.

it was once even stickied.


Holy fluff Marshal said something relevant!! I guess I can't claim he "never" says anything relevant anymore lmfao.....
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Jun 24th 2019, 6:00:05

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Jun 24th 2019, 5:50:26

From what I understood this is was a server war. Those 6 tags vs pretty much everything else.

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Jun 24th 2019, 1:02:34

Djdjdjdjdjd
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Jun 17th 2019, 1:44:06

Im guessing theres no interview process lol.
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Jun 17th 2019, 1:43:03

Ohhh soo secure, much wow.
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Jun 15th 2019, 20:52:07

Nerds... lol
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Jun 10th 2019, 22:47:13

Originally posted by Gerdler:
PvE server is a very bad solution because the market will be messed up completely on a war-only server with no netters. A PvE server with no warriors will be pretty silly too considering that half of the buyable items will be worthless except for its NW it gives in the end.


I could care less how war players are effected by the change. They brought that on themselves. I thought about all that too, they can enjoy shallow markets and high prices in our absence imo. Another fix tho is to just merge the markets like Tournament. Not that I am saying they should. For the PvE server I think it will be fine, just have less commi bots to help swing unit prices up. Maybe keep track of NW values are different points of the set to incentivise building a higher NW over the set instead of just at the end? I dunno, doesn't feel like things are working as they are set up now. I wouldn't wanna see this game lose any more people honestly.

Edit: The effects on the war countries shouldnt be that bad either now that I think about it, because it would still be an even playing field. Early bird gets the worm and what not. They would need to make better SOs or be fast to purchase on the market. Plus there is always PM.

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Jun 10th 2019, 22:21:24

Originally posted by bigdogcwg:
So what is the purpose of a game oriented to "warring" by just "netting"?

Farm-bots, etc. where there is zero chance of reprisals or repercussions. If all the players are only interested in who can build the biggest country with a networth being the determining factor then why not eliminate the farm-bots?

Why not just expand on the number of country types. Eliminate military war options and make is purely economical? Establish markets of buy and sell being the only way of growing between countries? Heck, eliminate alliances and form "countries" with members being economic zones that produce and consume?

If your country's economy is solely based on military then guess what? It's a war game. Take what you can. Hold on to it if you can.

BTW, if anything SoF proved one very important thing to "netting" clans...you have to be prepared to "hold on" to what you got. Again, have 0 defense countries just means you are asking for trouble. All it takes is a group of people to just take what you considered to be a "safe" environment and having players that are "I'm just there to burn turns to get biggest and fattest country I can get" to logging in and finding your country destroyed and has not risen from the ashes.

It is, afterall, a war game.



I know this is an older post, but I just noticed it and wanted to make a few comments on it.

First of all we understand its a war game, but there are a large number of people sick of the war aspect and just wanna have friendly high NW competitions with the game. We would love it if QZ could actually make a PvE server just for this. The game is dying overall and is offically in a state where it will/should take almost any player base it can get. I don't think trying to make a group of active and peaceful players leave the game is good for the health or longevity of the game.

War can be fun, there are plenty of servers I play on just for that. Most people have servers they war on and servers they try to just net peacefully. However, you say this is a war game? While I agree it is also a war game I think more over it's a numbers game. Math and strategy are the 2 strongest driving elements in this game and I feel that is what makes the two groups. The players that love strategy might be more inclined for war and the ones more about the math and big numbers just wanna be able to net.

Sad fact of all, is this game doesn't really get updates, so we wont ever get our netting/PvE server. That being said we have tried our hardest to co-exist peacefully with the rest of the server. If we gotta war next set I will war, no excuses needed, ill just have to step it up. I don't think there is anything wrong with either goal either. Warring can be fun and so can netting, I love doing both. I just have places I like doing both.

One last thing too, you say we should remove bot-farming if were gonna net? I think it should be the other way around. I think if war is the real goal, there shouldn't be easy land to get. Plan your countries out all-x or grab from your targets. This is why my war server of choice is teams. No bots for people to get too big off of with little effort just to get a 1 up on their target (Yes I know their target could grab a bot too, but when war is the focus I feel they should be ready for the retals that come from grabbing a player).

I dunno, just my two cents. I really do like this game, just for different reasons on different servers I guess....

GL HF all.
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Jun 9th 2019, 6:23:05

666
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Jun 7th 2019, 3:59:33

Or join the right side. The side Zelow is on.
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Jun 7th 2019, 1:57:08

Im pretty sure Galleri always had a penis. Js....
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Jun 7th 2019, 1:27:40

Ha, and Relax told me he was playing lazy this set. GG, ZZ ia back baby!!
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Jun 6th 2019, 21:33:14

Originally posted by Jayr:
Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
I don't care. Take your vids and shove em where you don't get any sunshine. Take Care, enjoy your loss.
I get sunshine everywhere...im a nudist


How do you get sunshine deep up your ass tho? We all know you knew what he meant and even stark naked you wouldn't get sunshine way up there. Just sayin....
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Jun 5th 2019, 23:24:36

Originally posted by Jayr:
Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Originally posted by Jayr:
Laf is a joke...cant even lose graciously
Don't tell me you joined SoF so your first reset back would be a victory and you instead lost! You can't be that stupid.
https://youtu.be/NfYsUF82Vmw

What u look like...fluff talking lil BIOTCH!!!


But how did we lose, on what metric? In the end we are all pretty happy so even any attempts to ruin the set for us has been squashed as most of us are pretty happy with the end result. So can't even claim ruined set at this point.
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Jun 5th 2019, 22:37:01

Originally posted by Pang:
Originally posted by trumpoz:
2006 or 2019 screwing a LaF netting reset is always worth it..........


Defining that sort of thing as your metric for success is a key reason why there are hundreds of players playing Alliance instead of thousands. :(


Our god has spoken! Give us PvE server please! lol.
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Jun 5th 2019, 22:05:04

Good game guys, would have been more fun if it was arranged tho. Perhaps we could set up a friendly war in the future sometime.

Again, just as a note I am not a leader in LaF and I am speaking strictly on my own behalf.
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Jun 5th 2019, 21:52:13

<<Moved>>

Admin please delete

<<Moved>>

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Jun 5th 2019, 0:12:28

Originally posted by galleri:
It is probably is language, though don't quote me on that one. I could be wrong.


Too bad :p I quoted you!
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Jun 3rd 2019, 1:18:52

Originally posted by Dutchy:
Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
If it wasn't for FA from SOL and LAF I wouldn't have made a single hit all reset...hahaha. But I think I did a pretty good job at leading and that's the only thing I can say I did well this reset.

Dutchy give me your country number so I can farm you.


What makes you think I even have a country? ;)


What kind of question is that? It's pretty obvious if someone has a country or not.
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Jun 2nd 2019, 8:24:34

Thus,
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Jun 2nd 2019, 3:59:38

Trying so hard to justify hitting netters like its a big achievement.
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Jun 2nd 2019, 0:18:43

What do I care about some still born self proclaimed water god?

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Jun 1st 2019, 20:22:10

Originally posted by sinistril:
I never even suggested anything about your beliefs in a creator. I said religion is for lemmings as a throwback to the 2d lemmings sidescroller game where you play god and control a bunch of idiotic lemmings. ie. all earthly religions are, almost by definition, systems of control. Let's accept the idea that a creator of the universe is necessary (I don't think so, but let's!), that does not mean religions are not stupid especially when you can trace most of them back to people trying to find ways to control other people. If the bible is truly the word of god, then it should be immutable, why does it keep changing? Also, the meaning should be obvious to everyone, not open for subjective interpretation. Did god write it using google translate? Believe in a creator, hell, there are atheists that do (simulation theory), but if you think your religion is any more valid than the religion of people that believe in an illiterate merchant prophet, a flying spaghetti monster, or Zeus, then you are a lemming.


Pastafarians UNITE!!

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Y'all been smoking a lot of reefer this summer...

Usually im very obiously the highest sounding guy on the forums but i cant even compete with y'all stoners on this one.

fluffin kudos.

*sparks one up*

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
The angle at which it flipped to an organized religion discussion in 4 messages after that opening message is like actually hard to keep up with.

I'm a naturalistic pantheist (god is everything and nothing etc) but i do sympathize with more pessimistic philosophy like that of Jidda Krishnamurti. Although he's almost too disappointed, i align with those beliefs in conjunction with believing energy and matter are holy. Contrary to sin's point, I've found the unitarian church to be a rather fulfilling alternative. Agnostics have bake sales too. Its largely crusading that is bad, which is objectively what both atheists and theists do..... But damn....

....how that started and where we are now i cant even think to write 12 paragraphs like usual.....


You have nothing to comment on religion that could take up several paragraphs? Did we break Derrick guys? Also, I am not sure if I should take offence at all those stoner comments all over the place. What, like only stoners can come up with bat fluff crazy things to say? I think I am somewhere in-between agnostic and atheist. I admit that there is no way of me knowing one way or the other for sure if there is a god or not. However, I do have "faith" that there is not. I presume the after life is a lot like that before we were born, nothingness. Ever wake up from a dream and not remember it, but still feel like there was a gap of time from when you went to sleep and woke up? Yet, you still cannot seem to recall what you were doing/what dream you might have had?

I also believe, if there is some holy godly figure judging us and guiding us to a "salvation" that this same being should be capable of understanding my lack of faith. After all, if this god made me, shouldn't he have known how I was gonna act?

The other thing that bothers me about religious people is the negative stigma that comes attached to atheism. Which is we don't believe it god, so were bad people, or we don't have morals. Like, how the fluff does that fluff pan out? Just because I don't believe in a mystical being in which we have no proof that makes me a bad person? I still have core morals and do on to others only as I would want done to me, yadda, yadda. I don't need a bible to tell me common sense like that.

I have a pretty close friend too that claims to be pagan and says that he believes in ALL religions lol. Everyone from Christianity all the way to Greek gods and witch craft. I just thought that bit was interesting and wanted to share.

Last thing, Derrick, I didn't know you smoked the ganj. You a pot head Focker?

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Originally posted by DerrickICN:
The angle at which it flipped to an organized religion discussion in 4 messages after that opening message is like actually hard to keep up with.

I'm a naturalistic pantheist (god is everything and nothing etc) but i do sympathize with more pessimistic philosophy like that of Jidda Krishnamurti. Although he's almost too disappointed, i align with those beliefs in conjunction with believing energy and matter are holy. Contrary to sin's point, I've found the unitarian church to be a rather fulfilling alternative. Agnostics have bake sales too. Its largely crusading that is bad, which is objectively what both atheists and theists do..... But damn....

....how that started and where we are now i cant even think to write 12 paragraphs like usual.....
Derrick, when did Jesus encourage anybody to go on a violent crusade? When Judas betrayed him and lead the Romans into Gethsemane one of the disciples Peter drew his sword and cut one of them on the ear and Jesus told him to lay down his sword and let the Romans take him peacefully. You're blaming human tendencies to be violent on God and the son of God.


It isn't what "Jesus" told them to do, it is what they do in his name that is the issue.

"The Crusades were a series of religious wars between Christians and Muslims started primarily to secure control of holy sites considered sacred by both groups. In all, eight major Crusade expeditions occurred between 1096 and 1291." -Google.

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Typical christian to just start hollering with out any understanding lol. That sort of accusatory fervor is arguably one of the more dangerous parts of organized religion. Some people are just more violent than others when they encounter something they don't understand. That and justifying immoral behavior with misinterpretation of metaphor.

In order to blame christian god for something, I'd have to believe in a mono-diety which i don't. I said clearly I'm a pantheist and not a monotheist.


^^

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Jun 1st 2019, 5:49:12

Originally posted by Requiem:
How come salvation depends on what culture you’re born into, if you think Jesus is god. What about the billions of Asians born, no fault of their own, into a society that happens to believe in something else? What kind of cruel god would make such a unfair system to go to heaven?



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Jun 1st 2019, 4:19:12

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
@Zelow who do you think created evolution? God is the first scientist in all of existence. God is patient because he has nothing but time, he is ageless and cannot die. So allowing things to evolve on their own is of his doing. What would have been the point of creating this universe if he was to only allow it to live for day?


Evolution is a process of trial and error over millions of years. Its a simple, find the way or die off. We just see the survivors.

Originally posted by WasDerFug:
How many caterpillars do actually nail it?

Can we discuss gravity? I think that I'm gaining weight because the universe is expanding and the objects that are attempting to pull me off of this planet with their inherent mass and density are having less of an effect because they are moving further away. Course, maybe I just ate too many chicken wings...


This made me chuckle. Nice.

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Jun 1st 2019, 1:55:03

Originally posted by WasDerFug:
Originally posted by Zelow:
Gods not real.


God is not real? Or, Gods are not real?

Why bother with attempting to disprove something that doesn't exist?


God is not real. I thought I said that clearly.

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Originally posted by Zelow:
Gods not real.
Send me your email, I'll tell you one supernatural story that happened to me.


Sorry, no thanks.

Originally posted by WasDerFug:
Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Originally posted by WasDerFug:
Originally posted by Zelow:
Gods not real.


God is not real? Or, Gods are not real?

Why bother with attempting to disprove something that doesn't exist?
Think about what a small speck you are in the universe. Ask yourself how anything came into existence in the first place. If you didn't do it, some being created all of this. We are obviously not capable of creating this place, I mean some people here on earth would probably starve to death if they didn't know how to make a PB&J.


If I ask how anything came into existence, and arrive at the answer that it was obviously created by God, then the next question is "Who Created God?".


1 word, evolution.
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Jun 1st 2019, 0:40:26

Gods not real.
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May 31st 2019, 22:10:03

Originally posted by Requiem:
Why is everyone bickering like little old ladies watching the golden girls?

Now I demand everyone buy mk11 with a PS4 and a subscription to PSN so I can combo you!


Originally posted by Aphrodite:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Why is everyone bickering like little old ladies watching the golden girls?

Now I demand everyone buy mk11 with a PS4 and a subscription to PSN so I can combo you!


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Xbox is where it's at. UNLESS you like getting DDOSed by Anonymous again lmao


Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by Aphrodite:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Why is everyone bickering like little old ladies watching the golden girls?

Now I demand everyone buy mk11 with a PS4 and a subscription to PSN so I can combo you!


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Xbox is where it's at. UNLESS you like getting DDOSed by Anonymous again lmao


I agree with the exception of fighting games. The community of ps4 fighting games is much much larger! Solution: have both!

You know when the new halo comes out your boy will have that too!


https://youtu.be/aDMsGl_XxTk

Originally posted by mrford:
Halo is gay


Are you just bad at FPS's or something?
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May 31st 2019, 6:03:12

Originally posted by Aphrodite:
You may be friends with someone who needs a little food or money in it. A friend could be attacked by several suiciders. Just my thoughts lol.


As long as they tagged with you, np.
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May 31st 2019, 5:34:32

That fluff would never have worked on zz. We would have spotted the imposters and elimated early. We were a paranoid group tho lol. I miss those days.
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May 31st 2019, 5:30:37

Why should you need to FA outside your tag? That doesn't sound very spirit of the server to me.
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May 31st 2019, 5:15:20

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