Wow, they have a Baconfest in Calgary! What are the dates? Is it a yearly event? Please tell me it's not just about what Americans call "Canadian Bacon", which is really just ham. Damned scandal to lay at the feet of our Canuckian neighbors.

Seriously, all you folks should steer clear of criticising anyone's spelling and grammar. Most of you barely speak English, much less write in it.

I'm surprised that you don't all just resort to using the language like some minorities that prefer not to speak English at all.

I've always thought that the Lambs should be silenced.

This just goes too show you that the Pink Floyd Song Sheep is finally becoming a reality.

Soon, they will rise up, learn Karate, and make the buggers eyes water.

You forgot the zip, Pang. How do you expect to collect money if you do't use your zip code? Don't you remember all those commercials the USPS sponsored to get people to use their zipcodes in the first place?

The EU was a bad idea in the first place. You'd figure those Europeans would have learned something from watchig the US.

Nah, we already threw snowballs at Santa, no sense booing him now. However, I'm sure that they'l be throwing something at the Easter Bunny this next year.

It could have been worse, dude. You could have gotten McNubb via Washington like the Vikings did. LOL

I'm in Zen, old buddy. :) Let' kick some ass.

[quote poster=Tross; 6626; 196256]1:1 on the first hit (assuming L:L is not needed).
1:1 on the second hit.
3:1 or Death on the third hit. We will choose at our discretion!

We take L:L on top feeds (a top feed is if the attacking country has LESS land than the defending country BEFORE the attack). L:L is complete if 90% or more of the lost land is taken back.

This is pure BULLfluff! If you don't have the defenses to hold your land, then you don't deserve to have the land.

I make sure that I have enough defenses on hand to protect my land, if you don't, that's YOUR FAULT, not mine.

I regard a FAT country in my scores list as a VALID Target, not a TOPFEED, which is a purely bullfluff idea in the first place.

You don't have to like it, but you will have to deal with it when the time comes. If you try to take L:L on me, I'll be back repeatedly until you either kill me, or I kill you.

WAR, WAR, WAR. Whooo hoooo. Zen, does that mean I'm cleared for unrestricted operations against these guys?

heheh

LOVES unrestricted operations.

Do you think it would be cruel to ream your ass with a dried out corn cob, then hit you with a shot of turpentine?

How about lighting you on fire after that? Would that be cruel?

The Eagles just signed Asomugha, and Babin. Plus a Tight End and a Wide Receiver. Looks like they're putting some weapons out there for Vick to use, plus bolstering the hell out of the defense. So, that's Rodgers-Cromartie and Asumugha for the cornerbacks, They still have Asante Samuel. It's looking good this season. :)

Ah Samoaning, we miss you, post something, please?

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.

Data can be skewed to reflect whatever you want it to say. The bottom line is, it's all about the money, it's always been all about the money, and it will always be all about the money.

It's a MARKETING PLOY! It's a MARKETING PLOY!

Sigh, I miss RaVeS. I remember that Battle Patty, IX was down and out until they managed to convince every other alliance in the game to attack TIE to save their miserable asses. IX couldn't make a move, they were completely immobilized after the TIE First Strike. TIE could have had a second First Strike in that battle, if it wasn't for all the other alliances, so fearful of IX that they jumped to do IX biddng.

FEAR TIE's FS

In all reality, BACON is the Universal Favorite for everyone. I also like Scrapple, but it's a lot harder to find than Bacon is. You need to live in the Philadelphia area to have a steady supply of Scrapple. So,now that I live in Florida, BACON RULES here.

Global Warming is a way for corporations who want to sell "Green" to make more money. It's easy to trick the tee huggers ino thinking the end is near, so they will all run out like good littl lemmings and buy up anything labeled "Green".

It's a MARKETING PLOY! It's a MARKETING PLOY!

Google stuff crashes most systems, eventually, just like all that Yahoo Stuff. Gotta be careful what you put on your system. I still just buy my own CDs and rip them. This way there is no question that I own te rights to it.

I've been ready for some FOOTBALL!

Eagles traded Kolb to Arizona for Rogers-Cromartie and a draft pick.

Swinging good deal for the Eagles. :)

http://www.theonion.com/...ation-infrastructu,21008/

This just in, the US is too pathetic to attack. LOL

They stole this right off of the Earth Forums.

I resent the inference that a dictatorship would automatically be suspected of this. Dictatorships don't need a "free" spy op, they can usually get their intel just fine, with their spy bonus.

Hey, Dibs, you're gonna need to buy some boots to shake in now. LOL

Bacon and Cheese together are completely invincible. There is no other partnership that can surpass, Bacon and Cheese together.

Thanks. :)

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I wanted to change some parameters on my forum account, such as enabling people to see my contact information, as well as filling out my Bio. How is this accomplished?


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Fantasy Foorball is for Monday Morning Quarterbacks. You know, the ones that sit in armchairs drinking tea and paying attention to their old hen all day.

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Too young for Fantasy Football.

Coulda picked a more standard name, eh? "Test" is just so. "FNGish".

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Pumpernickel is the preferred bread for most everything. I agree, Pumpernickel is "Da Bomb" for making sandwiches of any kind.

Can I get a witness?

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I'm 52 and still playing this game. Playing since, well, pre-Alzheimers anyway.

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I can understand this. I have been led to believe that it was this guy who helped me rebuild my country at a bargain rate by doing my demolition for me during this war. :)

Thanks Stroker, just keep on stroking, you'll get there. :)

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It is my plan, that when it is time for me to go, I will die of BACON poisoning.

BACON RULES!

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I am the BACON, I am better than the Cheese by any measure. I Rule all sandwiches I am placed upon.

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Oh, my heart is broken. :( I'm so very destroyed. :( *Sobs*

Not you, Patty, not you!

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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They'd be my landfluff for the rest of the reset.

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Then you need to become an ally of mine. :) I just love destroying suiciders that come at my allies. :) I take a real dim view of people who play just to ruin other people's games. I'm open for defensive, tech, and intel, PM me for more info.

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You'd have to be in prison first, Trumper. I don't envision myself in prison any time soon.

Well, how do you figure you're gonna hold me down, then NOW3P? You're not that much larger than I am, and I'm trained in CQD.

I'm 6'1" and 215.

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Hell, why not just add derivatives and insurance company stocks, etc. Convert the game to a game of financiers and brokers instead of players.

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Still trying to get ahold of someone. :)

Hey guys, you gotta web site, or some kind of messaging forums? What's up?

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Christ, Enshula, this is kind of complicated, ain't it? What's the deal with all the number crunchers playing here now? Isn't there anyone left who just plays the game for sport and fun?

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One day, this woman decides to serve her country by joining the CIA where her husband works. She finishes the written exam and application, scores quite high on it and goes on to her first face to face interview. The interviewer then asks her a series of questions related to her lifestyle choices, such as sex, drinking, smoking, and eating preferences. Then asks her if she would be willing to experiment with them to change her appearance from time to time. She tells the interviewer that she will do whatever it takes to become a member of the CIA.

She then goes on to a second interview which is the interview with her handler/manager to be. During this interview, she is tested on firearms knowledge and capabilities, knife throwing, and hand to hand combat techniques.

As they approach the end of the interviewing process, the interviewer tells her she must pass one final test to become a member. He walks her to an unremarkable door in the facility and tells her. You must kill the person in this room, without remorse, and without hesitation. He then gives her a gun and unlocks the door.

The woman opens the door and finds her husband tied to a chair in the room. She walks into the room, the door closes behind her. The interviewer waits in the hall for her to finish. He hears all manner of screaming and pounding from the room, a few minutes later, the woman exits the room and tells him that the deed is done. The interviewer asks her how she accomplished the mission when the gun he gave her was modified to not fire any rounds. The woman said, when I thought the gun misfired, I had to beat him to death with the chair instead. Am I hired?

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LIES, DAMNED LIES, AND STATISTICS! They can be made to provide whatever proof you are looking for.

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That's not hard at all, NOW3P, all you gotta do is watch the lawsuits that get filed, when you see the one where some bimbo has burned her whohu with coffee that was clearly labeled "Hot Beverage", then you know that she should be marked for stupid events.

Likewise the guy who files suit because he got his wang caught in the vacuum cleaner. Just let Nature take over and put them where they belong, on the scrap heap.

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So, what are you saying NOW3P, that you're incredibly FAT? You'd have to be able to catch me first, then. LOL

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They'd have to find a way to subdue me to the point where they can get me into such a position, not so easy then.

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TV! Welcome Back, soldier. About time, too.

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RAWR Go fast, turn left. RAWR!


How Boring is this?

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I had a 1954 Desoto Firedome for quite some time. It had the original 283 Hemi Engine in it. Got great gas mileage for such a large old car. Sold it to a New Jersey State Cop while I was still in the Navy, the thing had a huge number of miles on it, but was still in great condition.

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The world was created in 6 days. Period. It's not open for debate, it just is.

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