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Jun 16th 2011, 17:40:44

NO! I am Dragon

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Jun 12th 2011, 21:40:32

Are you a turtle?

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Jun 11th 2011, 18:50:22

Originally posted by Dragon:

Just about daily, I get PM's about hitting NBK if I wanna lead the charge.

Now, there are people in NBK I don't like such as Popcom who is an unsufferable fluff, but what are people thinking?

NBK is the best killing tag in this game by a wide margin and exactly what measure of insanity would have a clan like ESD declare war on a tag That would hand its as to them on the CS?

NBK is largely untouchable because they excel in and hope to be able to prosecute war on every turn of every set

Y'all stupid?

You need to take a lesson from Martin Niemoller...

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me."

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Jun 11th 2011, 18:41:45

Congrats to you and the missus

Edited By: smegma on Jun 11th 2011, 18:54:29
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Jun 10th 2011, 13:41:51

rofl

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Jun 9th 2011, 14:41:06

Umm, did you cut them off?

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Jun 9th 2011, 14:33:07

I'm also a fan of Cruthfield and Abes of Maine. Check out their sites.

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Jun 1st 2011, 13:22:21

sounds perfectly reasonable

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May 30th 2011, 14:11:52

Originally posted by Twain:

loose = opposite of tight.
lose = opposite of win.

Lose is what a clan has done after losing a war
Loose is how a clan feels after losing a war

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May 30th 2011, 14:04:51

Sounds a little late to me. Did you oversleep or something?

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May 24th 2011, 13:01:17

llaars..... quality dude.

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May 23rd 2011, 20:00:18

Because you're a sinner. Only us good ones were taken.

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May 20th 2011, 18:15:03

Donny how are the Hannsprees? I've been curious but leary of them. I love my Benq on the basement computer.

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May 19th 2011, 18:10:37

LED is fine when it's hooked to a monitor, but when you hook it up to the TV, I find it very distracting in low light settings. But porn on 55" is primo.

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May 19th 2011, 18:08:29

Originally posted by Havoc:

kinda dissapointing..

That's what she said :(

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May 19th 2011, 16:37:23

Gives me wood.

Keep the LED light on the fan though, too annoying.

Kudos.

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May 18th 2011, 19:15:04

We're down to midget wrestling.

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May 18th 2011, 13:17:11

needs? or recreationally uses?

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May 16th 2011, 15:40:56

I'm learning a lot that is for sure. And really got to see the weakness in my countries as well.

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May 11th 2011, 16:00:52

good leadership

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May 10th 2011, 21:56:42

I hear Stones is recruiting ;)

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May 9th 2011, 12:26:02

Now that was a pun. lol

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May 7th 2011, 0:52:02

So you are saying that if I dump all my food at $40 then I would piss people off? Hmmm, sounds like fun.

Of course, the pittance that I have would only last 2 minutes :(

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May 1st 2011, 21:36:30

This never gets old

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Apr 23rd 2011, 17:26:46

True I had not thought about the missiles and the special attacks. It just seems that pure body counts is such a waste of resources.

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Apr 23rd 2011, 15:38:19

Thats my query, they don't. They just kill for the same of killing, what fun is squashing an ant when it is more fun to toy with it like a cat with a mouse?

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Apr 23rd 2011, 15:24:56

But here is the one thing that i do not understand...

Aside from some of the misc asswipes, who need to be killed, when you go to war why is the emphasis on killing countries? Fun as though that may be, would it not just be more beneficial to break them, and just farm them all set? Break them down, repeatedly take their land, rape their women, drink their beer?

Good old-fashioned imperialism?

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Apr 22nd 2011, 17:48:51

Probably because it's a term for software that puts in last second bids on auction sites.

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Apr 22nd 2011, 17:02:20

Sniping kills = Self farming.

Some people don't have an issue with it, others get their panties in a wad.

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Apr 19th 2011, 12:48:20

But I do approve of the statements he just made about Iraq

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Apr 19th 2011, 12:45:27

Congrats.

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Apr 18th 2011, 19:32:20

I am curious about what kind of biscuits they serve?

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money [to spend]."

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Apr 14th 2011, 17:47:41

Originally posted by snawdog:

Canadian Bacon aint real BACON...

Just like Canadian money isn't real money.

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Apr 14th 2011, 13:07:16

All I believe in is the right of conquest. I won. Adopt my values or I will kill you and rape your women. If I have not conquered you yet, be patient, I will. Eventually all of your bacon will belong to me. And I'll share it with CC in return for some of their beer.

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Apr 12th 2011, 14:45:41

GB bacon!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr 8th 2011, 20:02:27

Originally posted by Desperado:

whores don't get paid gambit

they give their goods out for free

Then kindly refund my $220 from Wednesday please.

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Apr 2nd 2011, 16:05:35

I will not be going sex-less this set. That is guarenteed.

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Mar 23rd 2011, 13:02:46

I don't think I've ever seen such a brain-washed group of people in one place in my life.

And as far the the 1200k thingy. I used to make a run for a booty call with a married 'friend' every couple of months that was over 800 miles (I believe about 1300k) away. So distance is no defense.

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Mar 22nd 2011, 16:31:18

For general abuse there is no need. For instance you find that your spouse is cheating on you, there is no reason to beat the crap out of her. Just leave.

On the other hand if she cleans out your bank account and spends it in a hotel room with some dude smoking crack. Then sorry but I do not have an issue with beating her into a pulp.

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Mar 22nd 2011, 12:43:51

Sounds more like Turkey is policing for Libya. Won't let NATO play in the game.

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Mar 22nd 2011, 12:42:41

Just because they are a female does not mean that they did not deserve it. Some people do need to get some sense knocked into them regardless of their gender.

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Mar 17th 2011, 14:09:42

The older I've gotten, my taste have gotten rarer. I've gone from well to med well. I expect it will get even rarer.

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Mar 16th 2011, 15:29:47

5th Element
The Replacements
Best Friends Girl
Heist

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Mar 15th 2011, 12:32:34

In real life in real war, the only thing that counts is winning. Killing civilians? Who cares? Firebombing cities? Who cares? Jumping into on on-going war? Who cares? Only the winners. The losers are dead.

In a game, there is honor. Regardless of IMP's douchebaggedness, you do not interfere with someone's honor. There are written and unwritten rules on this server. Honorable wars are amongst them. That is why 'policing' was invented.

Only one rule you need to remember. Act with honor or die.

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Mar 13th 2011, 7:09:25

While this is extremely sad and unfortunate, Could you imagine what it would have been like in ant place other tham Japan? The death toll would have been horrendous.

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Feb 28th 2011, 21:38:25

nothing like a nuke to get someone's attention.

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Feb 25th 2011, 15:10:41

We are already up to 150" of snow for the season and it's snowing again.

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Feb 24th 2011, 14:54:42

It's all about choice. Nothing wrong with running a 16 server and an unlimited server. The people with no lives should not be penalized by the people with lives for it. Create their own little litter box and let them have fun.

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Feb 20th 2011, 22:44:51

Originally posted by CaptainTenacious:

Originally posted by smegma:

We call it Summer Bummer.

Me and the son make it. Best beer I've had ever. Techinacally a pale ale. about 35 IBUs, three different hops, a taste of orange peel and corriander.

that sounds quite decently tasty actually

It really is the best I've ever had, better than any other. Even though there are some tasty craft beers.

We don't even bottle anymore. We've more straight to kegging it.