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BattleKJ

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May 19th 2019, 21:24:52

Originally posted by Lord Tarnava:

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

Is Lord Tarvana really going to beat me up? He showed me a video of himself cage fighting and threatened me like 10 years ago. He should probably be banned.

have you grown up or accomplished anything in the last decade? Or still a basement dwelling troll?

Yes, your Mother gave me your old bedroom in exchange for cumming on her tits twice a day and sucking her toes.

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May 9th 2019, 21:04:26

Is Lord Tarvana really going to beat me up? He showed me a video of himself cage fighting and threatened me like 10 years ago. He should probably be banned.

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Sep 12th 2018, 16:34:09

Originally posted by galleri:

I was just talking about you the other day....
and your random irc pm about shaving your balls....
How are they and do you still do that thing you do to your prostate?

It is a healthy and enjoyable activity.

Originally posted by archaic:

Hey, if it isn't mr minty himself

**waves**

Dude the TC/Hanlong stuff is so far in the past even I got over it, its been like 7+ years

I am not over it.

Originally posted by enshula:

i dont get why you necroed my post, it was literally a nothing post just in a stupidly verbose way

You know why.

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Sep 12th 2018, 2:37:49

Did they ever come back?

Originally posted by Turtle Crawler:

KJ, if anyone is uncomfortable with myself or boxcar I encourage them to leave. Boxcar is a free service open to all and I gain nothing from it.

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Sep 12th 2018, 1:37:04

Its not over. Mazooka was right, they are f'ing pricks.

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Nov 14th 2017, 12:57:44

Camsite whores

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Nov 14th 2017, 12:52:53

Hanlomg is probably playing and cheating while on his breaks from the transexual camsite where he works.

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Nov 14th 2017, 12:46:43

Good Luck EDge

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Jul 11th 2017, 8:51:03

I dont think it is amusing. Also I don't identify as BattleKJ now. I identify as Cruella De Vooerhusen

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Jul 10th 2017, 11:19:24

Its okay. I will soon get it fixed.

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Jul 9th 2017, 18:01:38

Good Luck EDge.

Hi Makinso.

I have had quite an eventful period. In 2014 I finally accepted that I was not in the correct body and began a transition into becoming a woman. I have been living as a transgender woman for 3 years now, unfortunately in late 2016 I made the worst decision of my life and went to Cambodia to complete my transition into becoming a woman. The health service here had refused me the surgery to remove my last remaining piece of being a man.

In Cambodia the surgery cost $27,000 and was performed by whom I was told was a reputable surgeon, Dr Lu Phoong. Due to a series of mishaps in the surgery by the under qualified Dr Phoong I almost lost my life and was left with severly mutilated genitalia. I have since began working in the adult entertainment industry to try raise funds to repair the damage done, I work under the name 'The Girl with the Horizontal Vagina'. It has been a truly traumatic experience.

How are you?

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Jul 8th 2017, 7:54:13

'Spider on your wall' was top banter.

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Jun 29th 2017, 0:58:49

No one contacted me. If you really cared, you would have tried harder.

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Jul 3rd 2016, 11:31:00

I have seen DEEZ NUTS and I kind of liked it.

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Jun 9th 2016, 14:39:23

Hey Nitro!

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Jun 9th 2016, 14:35:38

Hello.

I don't think anyone mentioned aqua and cm. They were pretty good back in the TTR days. There was a guy in Evo or RED for a while too that came from FFA I think called DOM (I believe) that was really good. I also thought the pinoys that joined Evo for a while were really good (legit or not can always be debatable). Aswell as other people already mentioned like eugene, hanschlong and co. I would debate the legitimacy of most of them though, all the netters had a bit of a culture of getting aid and being handed acres etc. Towards the end of me playing as the game died I would often just play untagged and hit other untagged before they came out of DR.

But really saying who the best is at netgaining and warring is like saying, who had the least substance in their life at those times as it was so time consuming to netgain successfully or war well.

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Mar 7th 2016, 11:49:40

RIP Gonzo.

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Mar 7th 2016, 11:49:07

Very sad to see these threads. RIP BMM.

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Mar 16th 2015, 1:52:39

Its an outrage.

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Aug 25th 2014, 15:34:48

I wasn't playing at that time but the last I remember RD was just one of SoF/LaF's little lapdogs. I don't believe RD were going after LaF.

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Aug 25th 2014, 15:21:09

It would be extremely convenient for people to think you were a victim in all of it.

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Aug 25th 2014, 15:15:29

Why are you being a crybaby Pang? Are you OK?

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Aug 25th 2014, 15:08:24

h4 was in RD also while they were doing the forum hacking stuff. #1 Forum Mod.

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Aug 19th 2014, 21:33:07

You remember that too Boltar? I thought I was the only one.

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Aug 19th 2014, 21:24:56

Originally posted by Arsenal:

Confirmed. No-one likes Evo.

It's because of KJ.

Jog on sunshine!

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Feb 8th 2014, 0:57:54

Originally posted by Red X:

Lol you all should get kj back and make him a fa. Lolz

I'm available..

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Dec 24th 2013, 9:11:24

Did I get banned from the forum? I still see the forum and I could login but its really ugly... like punishment.

All the best ladies and gents.

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Oct 30th 2013, 11:33:15

I only got 3 takers before my pretty good troll was deleted. No need for it.

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Oct 30th 2013, 11:17:26

"The alliance name has been irrevocably tarnished"

Has someone been on the crackpipe this morning? Years of running bots, mass multis, infiltrating alliances, lying, cheating, threatening people, breaking the rules, doing illegal things, running alliances from the gamr, generally just ruining the game for people, thousands of other deletions.... and a few more are going to irrevocably tarnish the grand reputation of RD?

fluff anyone with sense already considers anyone in or associated with RD to be total scumbags anyway, so your reputation should be the least of your worries lol

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Oct 30th 2013, 9:38:46

Even your LaF buddies are trolling you Vic.

Well played CandyMan

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Oct 30th 2013, 9:35:09

Why are you asking here? Send an insite message to Hanlong.

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Oct 30th 2013, 9:33:48

I cannot hear you from my pedestal. Sorry.

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Oct 30th 2013, 9:04:50

Vic leads a cheating hacking alliance?

Shock. Horror.

Vic if you had any sort if a reputation left it would be tarnished even more. Thankfully for you, your reputation went out the window when you personally admitted to cheating the first time. I suppose the only saving grace is that you got someone to do it for you this time.

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Oct 30th 2013, 8:58:06

I think retrospective action should be taken against LaF. Change the deletion message to "Your country has been deleted because RD members demanded so, lol".

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Oct 30th 2013, 8:54:27

Lawsuit lawsuit lawsuit.

Sue the RD hacking scumbags. Press charges. Get them fired from their jobs, Hanlong will get them new jobs on the same adult cam site he works on. Also LaF needs mass deleting as retrospective punishment for TC & Hanlongs actions.

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Oct 30th 2013, 8:40:51

Skim read the thread. Noted mentions to anal penetration and waa waa waa I want my country back.

I rate this thread 7/10 good solid posts, well played. As for being deleted, you shouldn't have cheated lol

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Oct 29th 2013, 10:40:14

you mean the champions?
the champions of England
the glorious moyes boys

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Oct 29th 2013, 10:14:25

Dear Alin I had no beef with Mr LC none at all
But great anger and emotion such a troll will bring
The tears they will turn me on.. mmm sweet tears mmm mmm mmm

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Oct 29th 2013, 9:38:48

Why are you swearing
Persephone are you angry pal, you have issues
But its ok I am a qualified Internet psychologist as a child were you beaten or molested?

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Oct 29th 2013, 9:15:10

Persephone that is not a KJaiku
You idiot you did it wrong
Stick a violin up your ass and try to twerk

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Oct 29th 2013, 9:11:47

I was delighted to read
Xinhuan got a girlfriend
Strange name is HP Programmable Scientic Calculator though

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I wasnt gifted 10m Troops
Which is quite strange
L2, X, X, R1, Up, Up, Triangle, Select does not work.

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Oct 29th 2013, 9:04:02

Lemon Chiffon kills us with bots
Illness kills Lemon Chiffon
Surely some sort of irony here or just amusing

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I shed a tear for Lemon Chiffon I think
While cutting onions
And being poked in the eye with a big stick

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KJ likes trolling on the morning
As it gives him all day to check for replies
And to see if he is banned.. please dont ban me I like good natured friendly trolling

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No please dont ban me
Its not my fault
As SoF members told me after I killed them singlehandedly; I have low self esteem, no life, a small penis, an ugly wife, a fluff job, mental health issues, no friends, anxiety issues, no social life, no money, nothing going for me etc etc etc... so please dont ban me, pity me and love me instead. Please.

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Oct 29th 2013, 8:43:48

Time for some KJaikus

Dear sweet vic
Cheats at the game
Then makes a video pretending to have important things going on life so he cant play it anymore lol

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Lemon chiffon is dead
I have to wait until Friday for bf4
One of the above statements bothers me greatly the other makes me rofl.

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PG recruits all the boys to the yard
They are like yeahhh shes a girl
They are still virgins and shes still a molly munter grunter

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Hanlong works the late shift on LiveJasmin
Showing his sherbert dibdab stick to the old men
Its very small and the old man is Yank

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Evo would be better without Tellarion
Its been crap with no KJ
Glorious KJ, Destroyer of SoF

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SoF are happy suckling at the bussom of LaF
Its not bad to be subservient
You weak sad pieces of gutter dwelling fluffing fluffs lol

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Sep 26th 2013, 0:48:53

Originally posted by Xinhuan:

I prefer to use stalls whenever possible, because I prefer privacy, and prefer using a piece of toilet paper to dry off the dribble instead of flicking it at the urinal (which also means I don't flick it at the toilet seat).

Urinals are also almost always smellier and more disgusting than a flushed toilet.

And I always lift the toilet seat.

Its okay, all asians have small willies, don't be shy.

But really.... people actually wipe their penis after peeing? WHAT THE HELL... AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? GIRLS WIPE, BOYS SHAKE.

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Sep 22nd 2013, 23:57:03

iScode you care too much lol

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Sep 14th 2013, 14:31:40

Did I sign it before or after I led Evo to victory against SoF? That was an awesome war, beating SoF after they FS'ed us OOP. You guys got owned hard.

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Sep 14th 2013, 14:24:01

Started laughing at mighty SoF, pissed myself at valiant Rival, disappointed you didnt refer to LaF as "noble".

If I were your Mum, I would reach deep inside myself with a clenched fist, no lubricant and proceed to rip my own fallopian tubes out in disgust at what had come out of my disgraceful hole.

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Sep 12th 2013, 6:05:56

Thanks for sharing Vic. Your sense of humour is fantastic. You have such a fun personality and know whats going to entertain the masses. I am glad that you find it neccesary to share all these things with us. Without your daily forum thread AT would certainly be a lesser place.

I'm just kidding, I think you're a moron really. As the saying goes, simple things please simple minds. I think everyone wishes that you couldnt share them though.