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DerrickICN

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Jul 29th 2019, 19:46:58

Yeah. Hell froze over, monkeys flew out my butt and galleri walled all in one motion. Was incredible...

DerrickICN

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Jul 29th 2019, 19:47:12

PAGE 10 YASSSSS

galleri

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Jul 30th 2019, 1:18:14

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Yeah. Hell froze over, monkeys flew out my butt and galleri walled all in one motion. Was incredible...

Sometimes I wish had more room for quotes....
Oh wait I know where to put this



ninong
Member Sep 7th, 2006 3:22
i sure hope this galleri person isn't anoniem on drag *cringes*
Derrick to macdaddy:
I believe I could fluff Scarlett Johansson but that dont mean I actually could.

Original Skywise L

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Jul 30th 2019, 2:15:21

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Derrick, welcome to my world, 5' 10" 126lbs lol, I eat like there's no tomorrow and don't gain an ounce, the life insurance people sent me to the doctor to see what was wrong with me before approving my application....doctor said "everything looks great, you just have a fast metabolism....here let me prescribe you...." "Hold on" I said, everything is ok and you want to drug me?, fluff off, fluff you, the insurance and big pharma" and I walked out, needless to say the life insurance people were not happy, so I told them to go fluff themselves too, after that I got NY Life, no problem there with my weight, they understood I'm not american I guess :P

And yes I too can go days without eating when I'm stressed out, happened 4 years ago when my pops passed unexpectedly....sorry for your losses bro.

fluff the doctors.


Hey now you got I clue why I don't trust them and why I believe they're in bed with big pharma ;-)


I hear this from time to time, one of my close friend too, where people claim not to be able to gain weight. Often I find that they, sometimes unknowingly, consume less food than they think. Metabolism does play a role however unless you have an actual medical condition you should be able to gain weight if the consumption of food supports that.

Derrick admitted to not eating and you admitted to under consumption of food from time to time. I would venture a guess that you don’t eat copious amounts of food that would be needed to gain and sustain a higher body weight over a given period of time.

I would challenge you to be religious and record every crumb of food/ caloric drinks you consume for a two week period. You might be surprised how much or how little you are actually eating. Regardless thermodynamics is a law and you cannot break it.

This is coming from a guy who has gained weigh, lost weight and so forth :p



My turn.

I weighed 145lbs in High School while trying out for sophomore football with some giant mofos...I was very healthy and lifted weights beforehand; I ran all the time and walked everywhere. I took 1800cal weight gainer Twice a day in shakes and ate All I could stuff in during football practice...I lost 10lbs by the two-a- days (practice), and finished training at 135lbs.
Later in life, I once gained 11 lbs quitting smoking for 28days, then started smoking again and lost 11 lbs, changing nothing else. I'm an out of shape 185lbs (got a gut now), but have tried whole life to make it to 200lbs ( in shape). I'm 6'1" and in better shape than most people I know, but aware I'm truly not in shape. If I were, I'd weigh far less.
Skywise

DerrickICN

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Jul 30th 2019, 3:34:37

Yeah. I often wondered what I'd gain if i maintained quitting smoking. I always eat like a savage whenever i take a few days off.

On another note it's page ten and xyle hasn't been here in 4 pages. Did that douchebag disappear yet? Can someone with some sense make better wars now?

KoHeartsGPA

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Jul 30th 2019, 3:50:52

I would be under a boulder if I was him with the beating they're taking, especially after admitting he isn't doing much work, if I was in SoF, I would have switched sides after learning my fearless leader didn't give a fluff.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

DerrickICN

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Jul 30th 2019, 15:21:33

I mean. I would be around even extra but i actually prefer to lose. Love wallin' haha. Severe lack of that in the last couple weeks. I'm purposely losing nw to get another chance and talking as much fluff as possible but they keep getting smaller lol

DerrickICN

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Jul 30th 2019, 15:24:16

Maybe I'll private a couple million troops on my next day off and see how it goes.

Red X

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Jul 30th 2019, 15:25:36

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
I mean. I would be around even extra but i actually prefer to lose. Love wallin' haha. Severe lack of that in the last couple weeks. I'm purposely losing nw to get another chance and talking as much fluff as possible but they keep getting smaller lol


You could FA me so I can break for SOL, just saying...

DerrickICN

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Jul 30th 2019, 15:35:26

I donno how much $60m and 400k troops would really help ya. Oil is kind of a fluff rn. If you promise to break me with it I'll send tho.

Original Skywise L

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Jul 30th 2019, 22:19:44

I know I posted this elsewhere at some other time...0% tax rate thread I think, ...
"But this one goes to eleven!"
Skywise

DerrickICN

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Aug 2nd 2019, 5:03:40

Ummmmm so funny story.

I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I have to quit masturbating.

I said "why?"

He said "so I can examine you."

------------zzzzzzz

Ov3rKiLL

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Aug 3rd 2019, 20:42:31

To SoF/SoL,

Stop firing missiles at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(

Regards, #763 <3

ebert00

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Aug 6th 2019, 2:39:14

join gdi

Neil

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Aug 6th 2019, 14:35:47

Overkill from tie cera 1999 ? Nicccccccce

DerrickICN

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Aug 6th 2019, 15:55:03

Man, only three days left to make this one go to 11. Where's everyone at?

ddd

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Aug 6th 2019, 20:43:40

tis pretty dam sad to see sof/sol turn into baby killers

sooo sad so dam sad

u all gonna have to take the WAR out of warclan from here on out i guess

call it sorta war from now on !

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 6th 2019, 20:49:17

Where's page 11, Derrick you're slacking!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

ebert00

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Aug 6th 2019, 21:32:49

I am ranked 11. does that count?

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 6th 2019, 21:34:14

Maybe...
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

ebert00

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Aug 7th 2019, 0:28:44

maybe we will win this war after all. maybe.

DerrickICN

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Aug 7th 2019, 0:36:23

Oh yeah good point Ebert. It definitely looks like there's for sure a possibility we win this war. I dont want to put my cart before my horse here, but its a fairly solid prediction.

Was close tho!!!!!111

KoHeartsGPA

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Aug 7th 2019, 14:27:33

There's a war?
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 17:32:42

OMG ONLY 6.5 HOURS LEFT WE DID IT GUYZ

Savage

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Aug 10th 2019, 17:37:20

Oh this thread is back

Hello darkness my old friend
https://youtu.be/Bk7RVw3I8eg

commandos

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Aug 10th 2019, 18:01:44

Is that my Derrick or some IMPASTA!

Dude you put the fear of god into my boner! /BRO HUG

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 18:16:10

All yer bonerz will go soft when they r belong to us

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 18:56:33

Cmon assholes. We inly have 5 hours left to make this one go to 11. LETS GO

UgolinoII

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Aug 10th 2019, 19:29:14

Originally posted by ebert00:
I am ranked 11. does that count?


Nonsense! LCN are 11th

Boltar

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Aug 10th 2019, 19:45:36

Confirmed Lcn is ranked 11 and SoL will declare moral victory

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 19:49:40

SoL is ranked too high.

mac23

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Aug 10th 2019, 20:18:31

11?

bonus!

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 20:21:53

Need like 17 more posts

Original Skywise L

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Aug 10th 2019, 20:25:54

Not gonna get it
Skywise

Savage

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Aug 10th 2019, 20:28:15

One word story time

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 20:35:14

Originally posted by Original Skywise L:
Not gonna get it
Not with that attitude....

ebert00

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Aug 10th 2019, 21:10:34

my country nw > ( sof + sol total nw ) = win.

Boltar

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Aug 10th 2019, 21:40:12

Country # Ebert?

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 21:48:22

178m ain't bad for a war set. Congrats dude

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 21:48:54

10 messages in 2 hours goooooo

PUSH

ebert00

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Aug 10th 2019, 21:50:49

Originally posted by Boltar:
Country # Ebert?

I am #5. no fa received, no market transfers. just pwnage lol.

Savage

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:16:01

*gives ebert a biscuit

To be fair you were pretty clear to net most of the set

Gerdler

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:21:35

Originally posted by ebert00:
my country nw > ( sof + sol total nw ) = win.

Dang! SOL and SoF outnetted me... time for Harakiri.

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:35:33

Jeez. I'd rather not fully disembowel myself. Why can't we just go by hanging?

ebert00

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:39:12

I hear drowning is best. painless and quick?

Savage

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:46:30

Opiates.. I’m taking a trip to the moon before I go out

Boltar

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Aug 10th 2019, 22:46:53

Heart attack in ur sleep is the way to go. Besides heart attack during sex

DerrickICN

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Aug 10th 2019, 23:11:43

My great grandfather had a brain aneurysm when i was a kid and it kinda looked like the way to go.

Dude was standing there drinking a cup of coffee looking outside and said "lovely day out there today." Then poof DEAD.

He hit his head on the table on his way down to the ground and the cut on his nose didn't even bleed because the fluffer was stone cold dead before he hit the ground.

That looked like the ticket.

ebert00

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Aug 10th 2019, 23:19:03

maybe being slowly twisted around until you die...

Boltar

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Aug 10th 2019, 23:37:28

What about if u had issues and had to lead ur life. Example. I think Parkinson's is the way to go. Got the shaky hand thing going on so u could jerk off at any time