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Feb 20th 2021, 4:34:42

I hate math. That is why i suck at farming. That is why i suck at war.

Round numbers and the seat of my pants is way less stress.

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Feb 13th 2021, 6:58:17

Meh i suck at netting, i made tons of mistakes, used turns to fight 2 suiciders, and still almost won. It is not hard and any smooth brained ape can do it.

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Feb 12th 2021, 8:30:42

Sadly i bought about 10k coins but got bored with them so i sold them long before the big pump.

I did pick up another 10k coins a couple of weeks ago because why not? Even if the dump is coming it is fun.

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Feb 12th 2021, 8:23:47

Damn Derrick best joke I've heard in a long time.

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Feb 10th 2021, 11:59:56

Originally posted by Kahuna:

...Smegma douches after he takes a dump.

If you took dumps like mine you would need to as well.

Edited By: smegma on Feb 10th 2021, 12:02:07

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Feb 9th 2021, 12:49:56

No intention at all just liked the number.

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Feb 8th 2021, 12:51:16

This retard is still holding biatches.

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Feb 8th 2021, 12:47:11

MasadaReb.

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Feb 8th 2021, 9:33:53

Originally posted by whooze:

Originally posted by rebelnbk:

Said it in 1999, say it in 2021:

Netting is for pussies.

/thread

Don't be a crybaby reb. You can win too (if everyone else dies of Covid-19 or something ofcourse)

Ok now that was funny.

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Feb 7th 2021, 12:23:00

Originally posted by whooze:

Originally posted by smegma:

Its only cheating if you get caught.

Yeah, that's how ya reason in IMP, right?

Could you all stop being frikkin' snowflakes and making up excuses?

This ain't the first time an IMPer is purpled this year though, oh well, I guess you'll learn the rules any day now...

Never been caught. Guess i never cheated. Remember that time my brother was in ICU and still walled his countries?

Edited By: smegma on Feb 7th 2021, 12:26:16

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Feb 7th 2021, 5:07:21

Its only cheating if you get caught.

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Feb 7th 2021, 5:06:10

Deja Vu. Are you sure you don't work for Robinhood?

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Feb 6th 2021, 1:39:00

Great band.

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Feb 4th 2021, 0:41:05

at least a foot of snow on the ground here so to say the least i am jealous.

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Feb 3rd 2021, 17:30:24

not really, it was a rather quick poke.

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Feb 3rd 2021, 14:01:12

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Man working my ass off. Now that they reopened indoor dining we been slammed everyday.

Putzing is white people "going thru the motions."
Uighurs are a race of people the chinese currently have in forced labor camps and no one in the world seems to care.

actually it is Yiddish, so following the PC rules even you typing that word is cultural appropriation. cease and desist immediately.

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Feb 2nd 2021, 22:57:14

Enough shots of tequila and anything is possible.

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Feb 2nd 2021, 22:55:31

AKA daisy chain...

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Jan 31st 2021, 13:11:53

So in the end you failed?

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Jan 31st 2021, 13:10:43

Originally posted by RickyDee:

Market: Manipulated

Internet: Censored

Media: Biased

Economy: Shut Down

Election: Stolen

Democracy: Fake

System: Rigged

Anyone who still thinks America is free or believes in the ‘free market’ after what we’ve seen over the past few months is an idiot

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Jan 31st 2021, 13:07:34

I'll be damned we actually agree on something.

Bring it in for a hug...

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Jan 31st 2021, 13:06:17

I started playing on the graph paper days back in '78.

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Jan 31st 2021, 12:56:10

I am Negan.

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Jan 30th 2021, 13:54:11

Molon labe

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Jan 30th 2021, 13:51:44

Just ask my wife the next time you two hook up. I tell her all the time that we are paralleling Rome and that the Republic just died.

I even tried to explain Sulla's speech to his troops before his march on Rome to the wife.

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Jan 30th 2021, 13:46:38

they have professional dungeon masters to run them for you. I would join.

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Jan 30th 2021, 13:42:25

I am a retarded ape with 80 shares.

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Jan 23rd 2021, 13:34:22

Nah its those poor Uighurs that Biden will keep in those camps.

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Jan 22nd 2021, 21:35:27

Ever notice how many big screen tvs are on ebay right now?

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Jan 22nd 2021, 19:22:22

they already have. once you start stealing elections the Democratic party will be the PRI for the next 75 years.

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Jan 22nd 2021, 19:05:07

cool. got some nice laptops ;)

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Jan 21st 2021, 21:19:57

At least all seems calm now

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Jan 16th 2021, 14:44:58

Sure my food at 87 expired before that buy

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Jan 12th 2021, 2:45:19

Who the heck just dumped 9billion bushels @88? That is one sweet buyout.

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Jan 9th 2021, 15:54:44

American died with this stolen election. I knew it had to happen eventually, but never thought that i would see it in my lifetime.

It is a shame.

And riots i do not support. Insurrections i do. To loosely quote Jefferson "sometimes the tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants". Sadly we have reached that point. The great experiment is over.

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Jan 9th 2021, 4:54:54

A "mostly peaceful" protest.

And to quote the idiot Chris Cuomo "no where in the 1st amendment does it say that a protest has to be peaceful. Be careful what you wish for. The right is better trained.

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Jan 9th 2021, 4:50:01

Originally posted by beerdrinker75:

Boobs

Bigger boobs

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Jan 3rd 2021, 17:29:58

Trannys can be pretty freaky though. Personally i have most to be needy and full of self loathing. Maybe it was just the ones i knew though.

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Dec 29th 2020, 0:43:33

Admit it Derrick you are more of the Grinder type.

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Dec 24th 2020, 22:55:35

Originally posted by daspheebsie:

Making cookies, and playing age of empires. But - Merry Christmas to you ^^

What version are they on these days? I haven't played in ages.

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Dec 22nd 2020, 18:05:13

Originally posted by Donny:

Originally posted by Prime:

Originally posted by Donny:

Originally posted by Uncle James:

Is that you Donny trying to play a set for your brother?

... if I wanted to I could run whatever I wanted undetectible . I don't . I won't and I don't care to.

But you did. Minus the undetectable part when the right people eventually investigated.

a bias opinion can make things look differently. look at the nation media says there's a racewar so there's a racewar. you sir are the media.

and prime . fck yourself :D

man i wish my schlong was long enough that i could do that. i would even settle for doing the dobberman thing.

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Dec 17th 2020, 1:19:24

Originally posted by Donny:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yall were like 8 steps from a friendly 2 sets even tho we dont do that here. I seent it

But if yall were to maybe use this set as a get right for a midset slobberknocker and make for the first decent war on FFA in a coons age next set, I'm 100% down to play for the little guy. Who doesnt love an underdog story?

Seriously. Let's figure it out over the holidays and make 2021 instantaneously better. We got this. And if no one drafts me, well then yall got this. Would be fun.

Just tell people next set is the big war. We can have 200 sides if it's not a garbage war and everyone knows its coming. FFA needs a good memory.

this would require IMP to keep to their word. a BIG task...

Meh such high standards from the guy who runs multis.

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Dec 13th 2020, 22:40:18

Now that is some funny fluff.

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Dec 13th 2020, 19:41:41

Dang LOC i see you pissed someone off already.

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Dec 13th 2020, 12:40:28

Originally posted by Cerberus:

Personally, I admire good tech thieves. A truly skillful one will rob his enemy blind slowly, a little every day simply driving the target mad with rage over his inability to know who is doing it. I had a good friend who played a long time ago steal tech from a guy every day for the whole reset, just "farm" tech from countries in his scores list regularly. :)

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Dec 5th 2020, 14:16:13

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Buch:

Why would anyone have a problem with elders

Cuz they wear granny panties on their heads, duh!

Wearing underwear on your head works. Just watch Weird Science.

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Dec 1st 2020, 23:39:11

I accept gift cards

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Nov 26th 2020, 10:40:48

That was funny. Damn Democratic school systems. See what they did to me?