Search For Author: Dibs Ludicrous

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:46:55

who is responsible for placing my drunken posts in the correct place?

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:43:49

if you're naked and you know it. probably best to deny it with a show of hands!

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:28:37

something wrong with Tyson Chicken Nuggets.. how i get .. well, they are good chickie nuggets. no beak at all.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:18:44

bad advertisement. screw with my slow input.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:16:59

green dragons don't care about preggie. bl

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 22:12:16

hmmm, what the heck my camera offer you? i shovel my fluff, your face, you suck it. i tap you on head with it. you want degree, you sucka my pencil and don't complain loudly.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:59:29

you first. I'll quit after i find a good reason to crow over your quitting ass.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:50:03

yeah, right. doesn't have anything to do with buggy advertisements. i didn't click on Announcement forums to get here.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:44:14

what? fine. i get drunk without Tebow or whatever his wannabe name was.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:33:23

Originally posted by justtaint:

high or drunk?

you'll vote against a pact because of either?

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:28:48

Originally posted by FigmentFX:

lol I just proved most of ya'll don't know ANYTHING about football. You couldn't even argue the topic of discussion. Instead you focused on my lack of grammar skills. Sorry but I was watching TV, holding a conversation with 2 and sometimnes 3 people (in Person) while on FB chat with an ex-gf. reading articles, posting and watching videos on FB and NFL.com. While concurrently writing this post.

Oh and "dibs", The QB doesn't say "Hike" to snap the ball. You don't know ANY plays. Plays have nothing to do with getting the water or collecting and washing jock straps.

Crowgora - The Jets LIED TO TEBOW, he was TRICKED into signing with the Jets. He was PROMISED more playtime. I never heard of belicheck saying anything like that and it would be dumb since some of Tebow's BEST friends and old College teammates play for the Pat's like Hernandez and Spikes.

My use of Caps is for Emphasis. I thought that was OBVIOUS, I knew most of you weren't too bright but I didn't think your bulb was completely burnt out.

The length of the post was simple as well. I was retorting SEVERAL foolish, simple minded posts. I also realized most of the posters were REALLY SLOW and CHILDISH. So, I had to spell out EVERY little detail for them.

I have a friend who plays this game. I really didn't think any children would actually play this game. I should of took into account how MANY times he laughed at people just before he wiped them off the map. I would of then realized SEVERAL lil' kids actually play this game and never even bothered posting.

I can't believe I just wasted another 5 minutes of my life
trying to explain a mans game to underage girls.

you're a bunch of pussies who like to fondle pigskins. least you have enough idiots that'll pay you for it.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:23:39

no, sorry, i did my best but i only completed 3 out of 4 years. i blame it on the gay bassturds who couldn't keep their hands off me.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:18:08

bunch of pussies tossing a pigskin around because their egos are too big to go out and actually serve something that doesn't inflate their ego. yeah step the heck off the field and do a tour of duty before you stick your fluff in your mouth.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:07:19

why would we need to know anything about football other than the pussies playing it get paid too much to wow us?

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:04:57

[quote poster=EVO|Rasp; 24107; 448423]

Originally posted by blid:

See if you can upgrade to Windows XP.

quoted for truth. [/quote]

i really need to start blowing up demoncrats just for the heck of it.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 21:01:54

Originally posted by Marshal:

compared to what?

The Demoncratic Rendell.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:55:34

dragon that likes preggie. eggs belong to whichever snake can eat them fast enough.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:52:22

guess i should've specified that i wanted a non-pot smoker to reply. meh, he was just one man versus millions of deluded women. i don't understand how people who lack basic math skills got the right to vote...

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:35:17

bloody farking morons who don't understand Bruce Lee... oh, i drank too much. how many names am i allowed to call them morons before i get banned?

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:31:02

be nice Dibs. no... i want to tell them consensus morons to stick a pole up their assets and sit and spin on it. dagga, dagga, dagga. spin dagga spin. dance, dance, dance.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:22:30

The last time CO2 was regularly above 400ppm was three to five million years ago - before modern humans existed.

dang. that fluff hit the roof before any human got it in his head to develop a steam engine. y'all a bunch of noobs yelling at the top of your lungs about "TRUTH". fluff off.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:10:20

http://m.bbc.co.uk/...ence-environment-22486153

huh, considerably warmer back then with the same amount of CO2 in the apnosphere? must be our use of air conditioning that is keeping the temperature lower than it should be. wouldn't have anything to do with climatologists inability to do basic math and science.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 20:02:13

honest mistakes aren't forgiven on this server.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:59:03

in determing that the US didn't start going to hell in a hand basket simply because women were granted the right to vote.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:46:09

Dear Dumbass fluffs,

i drank enough liquid courage to give you a piece of my mind and overcome the hypnotizing effect of your double mammography glands, even though most of you are too fat to have decent boobies anyways. sober people still kill 60% of everybody that was dumb enough to get killed in an accident. dang drunks can't even kill people better than sober fluffheads.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:37:02

the demographic for Japan isn't a bunch of old people who can't make babies anymore? hmm, maybe they put the racy stuff on before midnight so the old farts don't see drop dead because they saw something racy on the way to the bathroom.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:30:38

Originally posted by Requiem:

Move to california lots of asians there.

i worked with a Malaysian, they're everywhere. California is fixing to fall off the map anyway... they done been broke for a couple years.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:24:25

hmmm, maybe you should try Hawaii first.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 19:15:11

I'm guessing he was suffering problems that it should have corrected, and things went downhill fast after the surgery. he experienced a lot more of life than i would enjoy seeing.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:55:34

the simplest explanation would be that anybody who yells out "TRUTH" is just a flat out liar and doesn't have a clue what they are yelling about.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:49:12

move to Texas.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:41:47

in order to know TRUTH, you have to be omniscient. i don't have a problem with you having that capability, but i don't have it yet.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:25:07

i hope you benefit from it, but i doubt that I'll gain any significant amount of knowledge about how to deal with life from a suicidal bass turd. my cousin/brother in law shot himself to death because the Lasik(sp?) eye surgery failed and he was going blind. heck of a way to go out, but it's just plain unhelpful when i try to figure what I'm willing to suffer with to stick around on this level of existence.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:12:35

Originally posted by Requiem:

Dibs have you even watched the video lol?

Damn old troll!

might've, i kinda remember something about a commencement speech going viral a few years ago. but now, I'm stingy with my data because Verizon won't give me 30G of data plus phone for $100 or less, so i do some research before i decide to play some videos.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 18:02:00

Originally posted by iNouda:

Jibby is rolling out his RM 1 Trillion budget. Sure bankrupt in 5 years. GG Malaysia. Does anyone wanna adopt a Nouda? I'm good at cooking instant noodles :P

huh. y'all already used up the $250 that i sent to the Red Cross to help recover from the tsunami? hmm, wonder what $250 is worth there? here, it worth about 4 new xbox video games or about a months worth of groceries.

Edited By: Dibs Ludicrous on May 10th 2013, 18:07:35
See Original Post

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 17:55:26

3 hours to consume 200ml of brandy... ride 1.2 miles on the unicycle while under that level of inebriation without falling off or running over a squirrel... should check my tire for caterpillar guts... forgot to look out for them. where's my spelling and grammar checker? i wants to write me a nasty email to all those mad mothers(crazy emotional beotches).

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 16:59:06

oh, and don't listen to the teachers if they deviate from the specified curriculum and start going on and on about how their lack of success has landed them in a teaching position which required them to form a union so they could strike and extort undeserved money and benefits from the successful people who actually have to pay the taxes required to support their lack of success that landed them in a position where they're stuck teaching something that they probably don't have a clue about how it's really done. just smile at them and say "Thank You For Giving Me Knowledge Of Your Opinion".

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 16:42:39

kinda like the Bible. it gives me a feeling like it makes sense... must be the truth!

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 16:40:47

Clan GDI protection? require all clan members to pay a GDI expense so that they can't be FS'd without a 72 hour notice.

* wanders off in search of more booze.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 16:31:31

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/...ey-shop-was-a-movie-prop/

figure this thread is close enough for me to almost be on topic. NJ insanity isn't worth it's own thread. we'd have a million threads if it was. we played in all the Superfund Cleanup Sites.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 16:05:21

Originally posted by Trife:

If you were to give 3 pieces of advice to someone who just turned 18, what would they be?

get a pissant job now. work on getting a college degree as fast as the pissant job can afford to pay for it. avoid borrowing money from rich people, get them to give it to you for free.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 15:58:45

think he should say "You're Welcome." instead of "You're happy." just to make it sound like people would be thankful and happy that he won't be around. oh, I'm on the wrong forum again...

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 15:55:32

glad that's for mARTIAN. got tired of waiting for the page to load 3 times trying to look at it.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 15:52:59

booted for verbosity. just say "Hike!" dangit. why he's gotta go on and on and on, we all know the plays.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 15:12:49

hmm, this would actually be a good place for that French phrase that i translated for Patience. modified for Diablo 3, of course. PC gaming is hemorrhaging and will bleed to death.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 14:38:09

anybody happen to know the drug interactions of Centrum Silver with brandy? took my first one today before i went and got my booze. Popping Mr. Silver, Popping Mr. Silver, Popping Mr. Silver... no, I'm not 50 yet, and will probably deny ever being that old even if i actually survive to that age. should probably go get cremated before dementia sets in and the doctors attempt to rob me blind. not that they have a chance in hell of doing it, it's already been done.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 12:32:33

actually, forget about my finger... I've just learned something about US being required to have Lactation Rooms. Your mission, should you being willing to accept it, is to investigate these so called Lactation Rooms and provide us with a substantial amount of pictures concerning it's usage. This post probably won't self-destruct anytime soon.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 12:04:50

http://m.bbc.co.uk/.../world-us-canada-22478913

I'll be needing a gun and a BBQ grill. maybe just the BBQ grill. it's not the gun's, err, dog's fault that it's owner was mental. we need better people.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Dibs Ludicrous

Member
6702

May 10th 2013, 11:45:07

Originally posted by Bikerman:

Can we declare war on somebody?

bored enough to pull my finger?

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.