Search For Author: smegma - Earth Empires Forum

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 18th 2012, 12:40:31

Originally posted by Warster:

im saying there is no need to make 5 posts covering the same thing

Actually muliple posts can be distracting but it does make them more likely to be read. Write a post 10 paragraphs long and I seriously doubt many people would read it.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 17th 2012, 20:59:04

It may very well be terrible. It is strictly my humble opinion based on my time on this server.

Now NBK, those fellas seem to know how to dance.

Imp... meh.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 17th 2012, 20:54:52

Me? I'm too retarded to fight. I'm a tree-hugger.

Those we're just my observations on the server.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 17th 2012, 19:35:07

Originally posted by de1i:

If you're smart enough to come to the forums after being killed then you're smart enough to know how to post on them announcing yourself as a solo tag so you don't get killed.

Valid point here

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 17th 2012, 19:32:38

Originally posted by iTz Klutch:

yeah smegma, you got an issue, war us?

Meh, would not be much of a challenge. From what I've seen, CC can only win if they get the FS. They missile the victim to death, game over.

Now on the other hand, when CC does not get the first strike in, they fold like a cheap hooker who got punched in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.

Not much of a war clan if you ask me.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 17th 2012, 14:34:04

Originally posted by Donny:

apply

One man clans have to appy to you to live?

You're fluffing GOD now?
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Edited By: smegma on Feb 17th 2012, 14:37:34
See Original Post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 15th 2012, 20:40:32

Originally posted by Pain:

Originally posted by smegma:

Originally posted by Pain:

no but do you feel less retarded now?

Nah, I'm still retarded. But just not as retarded as people who have nothing better to do than track who is active and who is not. I guess that has to be worth something.

i guess that fact that walding (an active poster) has not posted anything in about 2 months. you didnt notice that yet youre on his nuts enough to comment about him.

Again, I really have better things to do than track when the last time people have posted.

Do you have a spreadsheet to keep track of that or something?
:shakesheadsadly:

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 15th 2012, 16:25:40

Originally posted by Pain:

no but do you feel less retarded now?

Nah, I'm still retarded. But just not as retarded as people who have nothing better to do than track who is active and who is not. I guess that has to be worth something.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 15th 2012, 1:18:25

Originally posted by Pain:

walding doesnt even play anymore you tard

tard definition

n.
a person who behaves as if retarded.

re·tard·ed
[ri-tahr-did]

adjective
1.
characterized by retardation

re·tar·da·tion
[ree-tahr-dey-shuhn]

noun
1.
the act of retarding or state of being retarded.

2.
something that retards; hindrance.

3.
slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.

4.
Music . a form of suspension that is resolved upward.

Origin:
1400–50; late Middle English retardacioun < Latin retardātiōn- (stem of retardātiō ), equivalent to retardāt ( us ) ( see retard, -ate1 ) + -iōn- -ion

Ok, you insulted some random person on the internet. Do you feel important now?

Edited By: smegma on Feb 15th 2012, 1:24:53
See Original Post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 15th 2012, 1:08:11

I prefer crack, it's way cheaper and much more effective

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 14th 2012, 13:47:39

Originally posted by Twain:

Hmmm... I didn't even notice how much smaller SF is this set. That is kinda crazy.

It's pretty much down to just Walding

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 14th 2012, 1:49:09

Originally posted by Kill4Free:

I dont do contact stuff! In fact I don't do much of anything, other then kill stuff, and make fun of SemperFi :P

making fun of semper isn't even fun anymore. that spam tag is just falling apart.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 8th 2012, 16:46:08

This place is turning into tree-hugger central. The warring clans have been totally fluff-whipped so bad that all they can do is hit the suiciders. lol.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Feb 2nd 2012, 23:54:26

Who are your netting police this set?

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 29th 2012, 23:21:56

sounds like a good time. :)

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 21st 2012, 20:47:49

kudos

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 9th 2012, 14:54:34

Depends if you are using a rounding function

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 9th 2012, 14:43:03

Whilst Tebow may not even be as good as a medicore passer, you haters seem to be missing one key element.

A leader is someone who makes everyone around him player better. This does seem to be happening in Denver.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 8th 2012, 23:52:49

Originally posted by PG:

ohh I miss the good old FFA days..

so many funny moments

I believe in living every day like I am creating "good old days"

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Jan 3rd 2012, 16:03:51

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Watertowers:

Wow, NBK had several deleted for rules violation just a few weeks ago.

The crow ought to look at himself before saying that someone else is black.

Shush before I tell Waldo to zip your piehole...

Ummm, by posting this, I think you just did.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 28th 2011, 14:53:06

Originally posted by cRaZyDaVe:

its worse in the big cities tho

LA county 10 million people, Orange county 3 million people

And yet they still insist that an airborne bird flu virus is a bad idea. :shrugsshouldersandwalksaway:

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 20th 2011, 15:17:35

Originally posted by mrford:

IMP will probably FS a few spam tags next set hoping for a war win finally.

last time the won a "war" its what they did.

leave Semper out of this

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 20th 2011, 15:14:17

awesome post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 18th 2011, 14:54:09

One of the things I love about southern cooking is that they still cook with lard. Bad for your arteries, but man it does make for great eatin'.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 17th 2011, 12:04:59

All I am hearing is:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Edited By: smegma on Dec 17th 2011, 12:07:01
See Original Post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 16th 2011, 14:01:36

Why don't you ask Semper's Netting police to Net police for you too? They seem to be very effective.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 15th 2011, 14:37:45

I smell vasoline

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 13th 2011, 18:16:18

/me pops another 20mg cialis and humps Link's leg and hump Link's other leg, and you know what, tomorrow I'll want to do it all over again.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 13th 2011, 16:10:30

I prefer the extended cialis myself.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 13th 2011, 14:27:09

Hugging the trees makes it less noticable when we are sporting wood. ;)

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 13th 2011, 13:21:04

Originally posted by iTz Klutch:

lol. uh, strategy is different strokes for different folks. flame it all you want, but you know yours was "lets tell people to take our multi set unaps/dnhs and then get SF to be all alone" so instead of whining, just get back to killing. these boards are lame anyways.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 13th 2011, 1:12:32

Originally posted by cRaZyDaVe:

a little late to "protect" them

would be more like avenge them now

Now that was funny

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 12th 2011, 17:56:43

Well I do that SF does not specify it was this set?

Maybe it is next set that they will have friends to protect them from the schoolyard bullies?

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 12th 2011, 2:58:27

Originally posted by synoder:

riu, you lost me at "120kg rugby player". I dont know what any of that means ;)

any respectible importer or fine columbian products into the US, knows that 2.2 pounds equals 1 kilo.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 12th 2011, 1:34:43

Originally posted by AquaView:

We will be netting to insure that we be netting in peace we have CC ELY policing and other allies as well as they firm up we will post this. Any clan that hit us will be hit by are allies. we are putting nbk as a do not hit for the set but retals will be taken.

everyone have great set

I and pg will be handling FA issues as walding is having RL issues and well deseaved brake he will be play countries as he can and checking in

I hope this gives nbk and semperfi a chance to cool down.

if anyone wishes to join us for a netting set you are welcome

tick tock tick tock

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 19:12:41

Yes it is great. But it's really hard to do a kill run while driving.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 15:51:37

Time for those uber netting police to kick in

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 15:44:50

Originally posted by KingKaosKnows:

I think it was about revelnbk claiming NBK has 10 of the best players in the game, and walding calling them out on that, but let's spin a little more, after all you peps think the average reader is an idiot.

1) Are you trying to take my fun away?

2) Yes, not only is the average reader an idiot, but I'd say closer to 75% of the entire species.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 14:52:48

Ok, wait a minute, I am confused.

So this post is about Walding admitting that Semper Fi is a scrub tab that only really has 10 members that are active and have any inkling about how to build countries and war. Am I right?

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 13:55:57

Duplicate post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 13:28:00

Originally posted by cRaZyDaVe:

Mr. Watertowers, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your countries.

+1

Watertower, this post is even stupider than mine. :shakesheadsadly:

Edited By: smegma on Dec 8th 2011, 13:57:40
See Original Post

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 8th 2011, 13:21:28

Originally posted by QM Diver:

Good for you, Smegma! :O) I somehow, am curious of the one that provided the "Best" sex.. You didn't marry her, eh? Oh well, you can't have everything.... ;o)

QM Diver
NBK

Marry her? Hell no, she was already married.

But 8 hours in a motel run in maybe '83(?) with massive amounts of drugs and alcohol = good time.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 7th 2011, 21:03:55

Originally posted by WarTime:

Originally posted by rebelnbk:

But we love pussies, don't we?

Ya still ain't saying nuttin till you been munching her muffin. ;)

You know, I used to think that oral was actually more fun that vaginal. Until a few weeks ago when I nailed this chick and she was so freaky. Mind-blowing freaky. Definitely second best sex ever. Reminded me of what sex is supposed to be.

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 6th 2011, 22:43:37

Originally posted by PapaSmurf:

Pain - smegma is not part of NBK.

Confirmed and coated with Smegma

smegma

Member

EE Patron
2938

Dec 5th 2011, 14:25:57

Originally posted by KingKaosKnows:

Analogy:

School bully starts to pick on a new kid, said kid is bigger and stronger and probably knows judo, but bully doesn't give a fluff, bully tries to take the lunch of thre judo kid, they fight and judo kid wins even if he takes a few hits himself; next moring the judo kid fights the bully and wins again, yet bully and bully friend B promise to get him tomorrow, later that same day Judo kid tells the whole class room that him, the mathematics nerd, the karate kid, the light weight boxer lass, the creepy kid in the corner and the awkwardly gay kid are making a gang with is roughly more than half of the class, indicating that the bully can try anything tomorrow, but will only lead to a much harsher beating.

Soooooo far from the truth. Semper Fi is still the nerdy geeky kid with glasses and pimples. There is no bulking up. All the did was grab all the other geeky nerdy kids on the server and took NBK down with the sheer weight of their popped zits.

They still suck, they are still scrubs, and they still can't net worth a damn, and still can't war worth a damn. All they are is the Chinese flooding across the Yalu river.