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Aug 3rd 2013, 14:46:30

dunno. see, this is actually making me more proficient with using my xbox chatpad. i suppose that once i get up to 100wpm with it, that i might get bored. wow. i'd be able to call you 100 different names in about a minute. think i'd probably enjoy having that kinda skill.

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Aug 3rd 2013, 13:24:27

you should stop before i accidently stumble across some booze and get banned for calling you a bunch of names that i'll neither remember or care about.

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Aug 3rd 2013, 9:07:19

Originally posted by hoop:

Why is this thread still going?

If you followed this trial you're an idiot. Lets move on!

blame it on the Democrats.

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Aug 3rd 2013, 0:30:37

lol. yes, it is a waste of time arguing with me. that's the entire point of arguing to begin with. who actually watches youtube? does it even have porn?

you coulda just answered the question...

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Aug 2nd 2013, 22:19:17

hehe. i guess that answers my question. tellarion is one of the internet idiots that did sign that stupid petition. why didn't you just say "Yes."? oh, wait, let me guess... it something to do with you being an internet idiot...

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Aug 2nd 2013, 10:13:28

it plays in a web page? meh. no flash on the xbox. bah humbug. it sezs Windows or Mac and you have to download something. plus now i have to try to figure out what the Optional Media Component is? why they downloaded junk to my xbox without asking me first? buggy buggy virus.

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Aug 2nd 2013, 10:22:57
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Aug 2nd 2013, 9:30:16

do you have these bouts of insanity often? or were just having a bad day?

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Aug 2nd 2013, 8:54:01

is it available on xbox?

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Aug 1st 2013, 22:43:43

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:

give it up. i have achieved an acceptable level of confidence that you do use Apple products. i know that you might have certain memory problems because of such use, but it only went to court because of the petition. justice is thwarted by political outrage.

What the hell are you talking about? Once again, please reference whatever petition you're talking about. And what does me choosing to use an iphone have to do with anything? I went with android first, and got burned by Samsung with their crappy support and firmware updates that were 2-3 cycles behind their competitors. I even cracked my galaxy s and installed custom firmware to circumvent the bullcrap, and finally decided to go with what was a superior product at the time.

So once again, stop being so stupid and tell me what you were referencing and which part of my post got your panties in such a bunch?

you tell me how to copy and paste with xbox ie, and i might attempt to google it for you. can't you just say "Siri, find the Zimmerman petition for me."?

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Jul 31st 2013, 23:53:54

dang those bots are stupid. hmm, i might've compared Apple users to bots. the bots are smarter. stay off my poker tables ya bloody idiots.

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Jul 31st 2013, 23:01:58

Ask yourself: do i have enough money to get them to swallow the evidence and avoid a stomach pump.

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Jul 31st 2013, 22:44:24

also means that i averaged around 142k per year by playing poker.

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Jul 31st 2013, 22:30:27

let's see... my first achievement for Texas Hold'em was earned on 8/23/2006. i joined the millionaire club last Sunday, so we're pretty much talking aboutme not being a very talented poker player. but i am tenacious.

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Jul 31st 2013, 22:16:25

Originally posted by BladeEWG:

Originally posted by Atryn:

Only video I have seen related to this battle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9x8eYjUQzg

Poor smuck was a neutral and he ended up being among the first killed.
Heartless b@stards those EVO guys

need a really strong defense if you want to claim neutrality. otherwise, you have to pick a side to play on.

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Jul 31st 2013, 21:55:36

they probably didn't ask him to step out of the car because he would've chased them down, beat his head on the pavement and shot them to death because they were wearing black socks.

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Jul 31st 2013, 20:09:47

Originally posted by postman:

does anyone fight one on one anywhere anymore,
give an ass whooping or take one.

think that's probably a myth like Cain and Able. we don't even fight for the Alpha Male role. have to get elected by a bunch of women.

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Jul 31st 2013, 19:56:07

Originally posted by Marshal:

at work?

well, don't think so, since I'm on the xbox playing Texas Hold'em against the bots. hope i don't invoice for it.

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Jul 31st 2013, 19:39:17

people who use Apple products and the fate of the entire Western hemisphere?

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Jul 31st 2013, 19:16:41

do you have Prince Albert in a can?

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Jul 31st 2013, 18:49:49

how did i get back in this thread? oh. the bots are beating me at poker and i figured it was fair play to yell at Apple users because they all look the same.

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Jul 31st 2013, 18:35:27

dang. those bots are mean. how i lose 600k in a couple hours? guess i'd better get drunk and call them a bunch of names.

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Jul 31st 2013, 18:12:55

Originally posted by martian:

denied. Why waste my money on a Nokia.

so you can get xbox Logic games and listen to funny noises while you are beating me down in multiplayer chess.

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Jul 31st 2013, 17:28:36

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Jul 31st 2013, 17:20:26

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by elvesrus:

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:

they say the U.S. has the most racist Dictator since Hitler, Got to love propaganda taking advantage of a situation, lol

that might be pretty close to the truth...

Obama is a racist dictator? Oh dear.....

And Patience, I absolutely agree with your points. The gun gave him courage and resulted in a dead teenager. As I said before, things would have gone very differently if he hadn't had the courage of a weapon in his hand.

Heston, I hardly believe a gated community in Florida can compare to slums in Oakland...and who gives a fluff if Patty is American or not? I'm American and I agree with her..

does that mean that you were one of the internet idiots that signed that stupid petition?

Which petition? And which part of my post are you referring to?

all of it. though i was going to go with just writing you off as being a user of Apple products. but i was uncertain.

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Jul 31st 2013, 17:18:44

stay out of my apartment Patience.

it has to be a Canadian thing. maybe Patience just live close enough to Detroit. she could be one of them pot smoking face-eating zombies. following somebody to make sure they ain't up to no good isn't wrong.

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Jul 31st 2013, 16:43:58

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by elvesrus:

Originally posted by SakitSaPuwit:

they say the U.S. has the most racist Dictator since Hitler, Got to love propaganda taking advantage of a situation, lol

that might be pretty close to the truth...

does that mean that you were one of the internet idiots that signed that stupid petition?

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Jul 31st 2013, 16:34:29

why you trying to take a bite out of an apple? that concept didn't work too well when Adam & Eve tried it. bad enough that they let them connect to the internet. you actually want to initiate a conversation with one of them?

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Jul 31st 2013, 16:13:15

meh. they been thinking that we're a joke since the revolutionary war. poor bohemian corporal got his butt kicked by a bunch of farm boys.

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:58:43

i don't want to get married.

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:57:27

thought they made phone pranks illegal in the UK because nurses started offing themselves?

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:56:05

does Dagga need his diapers changed? why on earth would I want to play Wartune if it only has male gamers? they must've been targeting Dagga with that advertisement and showed it to me by accident. hmm, it's been a while since I used this computer maybe I need to empty the cache.

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:52:17

are we discussing locket's sexual habits here?

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:25:38

why would he need to wash his genitals if he is sleeping with various women every night? are they virgins? don't know their jobs?

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Jul 31st 2013, 14:21:51

SOL is ranked too high. what moronic rating system did you use to place them in 3rd?

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Jul 30th 2013, 22:25:04

Come in to my parlor, said the spider to the fly.
he had a cellphone. the cops could've been there in a matter of minutes, or does it take the hours to respond in that neighborhood? Patience, why you running around like you have to confront the psychos? let them break in, shoot them, then bury them in the backyard.

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Jul 30th 2013, 8:20:36

i'm not all that interested in paying real money to build a virtual spaceship and then have that spaceship destroyed by a bunch of bots.

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Jul 29th 2013, 10:36:00

stubborn mother fluffing sons of a digital anus.

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Jul 29th 2013, 10:33:45

poor guy is me after playing xbox Texas Hold'em for 24 hours. i did however convince the bots to put 1 million in my solo play bank account. though i might shoot the TV if i see them wandering around on it during the next month.

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Jul 28th 2013, 21:37:42

Originally posted by Cerberus:

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:

Most REAL fights last under a minute! that's why boxing is a fluff sport, too many rules. There are no rules in a streetfights.

This is right. Real fights are over pretty quickly. There are no rules in a fight, if you can accomplish the disablement of your enemy, then you win.

works for me. i can do the stare down without blinking. course, it has something to do with me not being able to focus properly, but i win regardless of vision problems.

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Jul 28th 2013, 11:42:08

stop it. you are distracting me from my hunt of the elusive Royal Flush that i need in xbox Texas Hold'em by making me attempt to think. i must achieve a state of mindless idiot or it won't drop out if the sky and bonk me on the head.

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Jul 27th 2013, 15:19:07

what's really neat is that i never had to do a captcha to make a delivered purchase. wonder why they don't make sure that I'm not a bot?

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Jul 27th 2013, 15:05:17

it's kinda like shopping for Nook books. i do a search for Andre Norton books, end up with 300 results and 200 of them are for the same free book i can get off of The Gutenberg Project for free.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:57:13

$1 per app? who the heck cares if they have a million apps?

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:54:58

Originally posted by blid:

Originally posted by martian:

Using any kind of script to play your country is a violation of the rules. That means if you aren't actually logging in to your country through the web portal and clicking on the various game buttons then technically it's cheating.

doesn't technically count because this entire discussion is about using bots. i grab a database and a winsock control. bada bing, bada boom.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:42:14

meh, i woke up one day a couple years ago and realized that i might be a statistical anomaly, or people are just plain flat out lying to me. i won't be going with the I'm a statistical anomaly theory.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:19:39

and i probably shouldn't have survived riding the unicycle for 2.6 miles at 9am after what i drank. oh, fluff happens. something wrong with them educated mother fluffers that make up stats.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:17:03

i have 3 passports. 2x1t and, oh i have 4 passports. 1x500g and 1x320g. well, the 500g is going to hit the can because it pretends to be a CD.

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Jul 27th 2013, 13:03:44

don't even own a car. why do i have to renew my license and prove that i am me. you prove i ain't me. waste my time and effort trying to prove something to y'all. you gotta be nutts.

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