pursuing the topic of proving that i am me

Drunken Dibs

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:28:40

my drivers license is about to expire. essentially, i will no longer have valid proof that i am me. i plead innocent if being me due to a congenital birth defect. therefore it is required that the state provrsbthat i am guilty of being me.

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archaic

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:39:31

Who do you want to be? That is the question.

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:42:26

probably Brad Pitt during intercourse with Angelina Jolie. though i think V'ger probably experienced a more spectacular orgasm.

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braden

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:44:04

dibs isn't a single person, a single entity. he is the rational thought in all of us, personified.

braden

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:45:01

hi dibs, put your hand up if your lame ass body hasn't burned through last nights alcohol quite yet

*hand up*

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Jul 27th 2013, 12:56:19

hehe. woke up at 1am, made a pot of coffee. drank two cups clean, then started on the 200ml of brandy mixed with coffee, followed by 5 Yuengling Light Lagers. i hate leftovers.

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Drunken Dibs

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Jul 27th 2013, 13:03:44

don't even own a car. why do i have to renew my license and prove that i am me. you prove i ain't me. waste my time and effort trying to prove something to y'all. you gotta be nutts.

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Obvious

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Jul 27th 2013, 13:06:53

Get a passport.

Drunken Dibs

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:17:03

i have 3 passports. 2x1t and, oh i have 4 passports. 1x500g and 1x320g. well, the 500g is going to hit the can because it pretends to be a CD.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:19:39

and i probably shouldn't have survived riding the unicycle for 2.6 miles at 9am after what i drank. oh, fluff happens. something wrong with them educated mother fluffers that make up stats.

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Jul 27th 2013, 14:42:14

meh, i woke up one day a couple years ago and realized that i might be a statistical anomaly, or people are just plain flat out lying to me. i won't be going with the I'm a statistical anomaly theory.

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