Oct 27th 2015, 22:57:30
"They never wash their Feet!!!"
"It was a really dowdie jumper" said Fred "they are the best ones" he continued , describing the cause of his most recent foray into downtown Boston . The closest major disaster area to Central Hospitals ER's Collection Unit . "And I took Melissa with me because she wanted to be on hand for if we found a particularly interesting or noteworthy case before the MEDIVAC's got their first and got all the credit , You know how Interns are " again reminding us all in the doctors lounge of his low opinion of first year doctor's after they get posted to major hospitals fresh from university .
"My Wife gave it to me last year , and even if it wasnt a favourite , I would never hear the end of it , if I didnt have it in my bag when she came to wash my stuff " Fred described why he was heading back into the downtown area , after accidentally leaving his blue angora sweater in the slum after going out with a retrieval team during his afternoon shift , before going out a second time after his shift this time with just an intern in case he had encountered a serious case needing instant medical attention in the ongoing battle zone which was the infill area of the 4 main suburbs around the old boston commons park , with the turf wars between drug gangs , teen gangs and the police trying ineffectively to contain the gun violence as well as the drug trade and prostitution . few days passed without several shootings or other assorted violent crimes .
"Anyway , we had stopped at Tremont and Berkely and parked around the corner from the building I left the sweater in , when Mel and me got out to walk to the building . we were walking along the street when a god walked past , well we assumed it was a god , you cant be sure , after all because no-one has ever seen them , but you cant mistake the smell , because they never wash their feet ." At this some of the other doctors nodded agreeingly " no matter how many times we prove conclusively that gods are the crutch of illiterate and uneducated barbarians wanting someone else or something else to rely on for all the good that occurs or to blame for the bad that occurs in life , belief in them persists and then miracles happen which science cant explain , and then you have smelly feet walking past you in downtown boston, I just wish they would wash their feet , is it too much to ask ?"
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