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GodHead Dibs Game profile

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Nov 10th 2014, 18:39:04

based on my time in service and a quick guesstimate of Federal taxes that i have paid while self-employed, i start at a minimum of 20% of my adult life as having been devoted to supporting the USA.

"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."

didn't even bother with alcohol and tobacco taxes... they'd probably put me over the 51% limit and I'd be entitled to true voting rights...
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Nov 10th 2014, 18:43:03

assuming you work 60 hours a week and no vacations.
Your total work hours constitute 35.7% of your life (assuming you spent your entire life doing this).
That would mean you paid taxes of about 56% to the US government (assuming your self-work hours weren't directly in service to your country).
Something is off here..:P
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GodHead Dibs Game profile

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Nov 10th 2014, 18:48:51

i used 25% of yearly gross to calculate Federal taxes.

well, to calculate years to add to time in service. near as i can figure, I'm required to give up an entire year's gross every 4th year to meet US tax extortion law.
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ssewëllusmc

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Nov 10th 2014, 18:55:40

if we didn't have to support the lazy minorities (they have to be able to get their hair did and get rims for their cars) and if the fluffing liberals didn't want to take even more of my hard earned money and give it to all the undesirables in this country... then youd be able to keep more of your own money

get used to it, though. this country is going to hell in a handbasket because of all the socialist fluffs and the godless left

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Nov 10th 2014, 18:57:56

i can't fluffing wait til 2016 when we can get a christian back into office so we don't have to deal with this big eared muzzy screwing over the best country in the world. 8 years is 8 years too many for obummer!

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Nov 10th 2014, 19:28:43

We all pay a lot in taxes. If you sit down and think about every tax you pay you'll be quite surprised how much it is.

Here are a few via google:

1. Ad Valorem Tax
2. Building Permit Tax
3. Commercial Driver’s License Tax
4. Cigarette Tax
5. Corporate Income Tax
6. Dog License Tax
7. Excise Taxes
8. Federal Income Tax
9. Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
10. Fishing License Tax
11. Food License Tax
12. Fuel Permit Tax
13. Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
14. Gross Receipts Tax
15. Hotel/Motel Tax
16. Hunting License Tax
17. Inheritance Tax
18. Inventory Tax
19. Liquor Tax
20. Luxury Taxes
21. Marriage License Tax
22. Medicare Tax
23. Personal Property Tax
24. Property Tax
25. Real Estate Tax
26. Rental Car Tax
27. Service Charge Tax
28. Social Security Tax
29. Road Usage Tax
30. Sales Tax
31. Recreational Vehicle Tax
32. School Tax
33. State Income Tax
34. State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
35. Telephone Federal Excise Tax
36. Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
37. Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
38. Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
39. Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
40. Telephone State and Local Tax
41. Telephone Usage Charge Tax
42. Utility Taxes
43. Vehicle License Registration Tax
44. Vehicle Sales Tax
45. Watercraft Registration Tax
46. Well Permit Tax
47. Workers Compensation Tax

BladeEWG Game profile

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Nov 10th 2014, 21:22:29

We need to tax the tax!!
Then we can balance the budget!

BlueCow

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Nov 10th 2014, 21:52:49

cut the politicians off from their retirement fund and put them on social security.... wouldn't do to much but eh I know social security is also killing this country
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major Game profile

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Nov 10th 2014, 23:12:11

well said, ssewëllusmc...

taxes are to the extreme, and will never get better... the country is in bad shape... i love the usa, but i hate its government.

aponic Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 0:50:51

your lives are essentially built on the exploitation of the third world. stop your damn whining about taxes and start reading. who can name 10 countries in Africa without an internet assist? if you cant, you arguably accept exploitation of the other 46 (56-10) African countries that you can't name. bold claim? yes it is -- but really, can you read an article about a country you cant even identify on a map and be able to have an opinion worth a damn? if not, your opinion is probably borrowed. <end rant>
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iccyh Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 0:56:56

Most people's opinions are borrowed anyway, even in the best of cases. Unless you're a specialist in the field, you're probably not informed enough to have a useful opinion anyway.

Knowing your own limits sucks :/

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Nov 11th 2014, 1:12:11

"Ad Valorem Tax" on what?

martian Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 2:25:17

"who can name 10 countries in Africa without an internet assist? if you cant, you arguably accept exploitation of the other 46 (56-10) African countries that you can't name"

Without looking I can name almost every country in africa. With a map and borders (no names) in front of me I can get them all. Don't ask me to name all the capitals though.. I can't do that.

Most people will get: Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Libya, tunisia, South Africa, Ethiopia, Sudan, Kenya, Tanzania right away.
Because of Ebola also Ivory cost, liberia, and Zaire (or DPRC or whatever they want to be called now).
From there its easy to fill in Zimbabwe (or Rhodesia if you wanna piss people off), central african republic, angola, Chad, ghana, togo, benin, nigeria, niger, botsawa, Sierrrrrrra Leone and so on. Tanzania will probably get named a lot too. There is a break off island nation fron Tanzania whose name I can't remember.. but there's google for that:P
Or you can just learn the animaniacs song where yacko sings all the countries of the world.
And you point is what exactly?:P Sadly I'm better at countries then I am at US states.. but why would I know all of those:P
I can find the ones I want to visit though easily enough along with Missouri:P.

And yes, we largely live off the exploitation of the 3rd world although it's not necessarily 100% that. Although our trade policies have done a lot of harm, they have actually massively increased the development level of many of these countries along with their living standards.. just not in the most equitable, humane, or environmentally friendly way.

And yes, I wrote this whole thing without google, any kind of map reference, or my wife being awake to cheer me on:P

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Furious999 Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 2:45:23

You get a whole lot for your taxes.

They represent the best value you get for money.

A police forfce to help keep order. Courts so that disputes can be resolvedv w/o violence. Schools and in some countries, but not the USA, a health service. Sewers, drains, roads and a bunch of public utilities. Public transport. Parks and public spaces. Social security so that no one has to die in a gutter and no one has to suffer the torment of seeing others die in a gutter.

Almost every worthwhile value is supported by the co-operative effort which taxes fund.

The USA, however, does use a chunk of its tax to send its people and drones and bombs and napalm and such to kill people all over the place. I don't think that is money well spent.

And enough nuclear bombs to end all life on the planet for a million years.

Which is weird.

What exactly naming countries in Africa has to do with the co-operative effort represented by taxes I do not altogether know. Something, no doubt.

braden Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 15:42:04

i dont get out of bed unless its to exploit africa

Trife Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 15:50:57

how the hell did martian miss madagascar?

braden Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 16:32:10

i can place every state on a us map, so long as i have the borders obviously. i cant like draw it from memory ;p

he mentioned madagascar in passing i think

Trife Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 17:09:11

i figured he was talking about zanzibar


Edited By: Trife on Nov 11th 2014, 17:17:40
See Original Post

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Nov 11th 2014, 17:20:56

There are some stupid motherfluffers posting on this thread but ssewëllusmc, wrapped in a flag and with a crucifix jammed up his ass, has got be the dumbest mutha in the bunch.

On this US Veteran's day, I can say w/out doubt that the US Military is worse for your association. As a Veteran myself I'm ashamed that you spew your over-the-top insanity like steaming vomit from an alcoholic meth head with a military reference right there in your username.

I'm just glad the great majority of US Veterans are so much better than you.

Nothing worse than an ignorant-by-choice hypocritical racist bible banger. Pieces of fluff like you need to go extinct along with some other backward-thinking dinosaurs on these forums.

ssewëllusmc, I almost hope your mythical fairy tale would be real so your brain matter (the little that is there inside your dysfunctional little jarhead) could burn in hell and not spread the infestation embedded within.
And as such, even better if it would be prior to your reproducing.

What this world needs is a mass effort by thoughtful people to point and laugh and ridicule the hateful diseased 'souls' that slither through their lives among us.

Oh and Furious999, +1000

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Nov 11th 2014, 18:37:38

+1 Mr E
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FailDiegoFail Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 19:07:43

fluff everyone but USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

fluff taxes too tho

Heston Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 19:21:55


fluff you mr e. Taken into consideration that scott can be tarded, obtuse and didnt write the above bullfluff... i would knock out anyone that bashed a fellow vet with me standing there. fluff your service mother fluffer. Afraid to post that rambling bullfluff with your known handle? Thats from one vet to another.

Akula... wtf bro? Lmao
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Trife Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 20:11:00

I wonder what would happen if Heston met up with a veteran who also happened to be gay.

Would he punch him or her in the face for their homosexuality...

or

Would he do the blind hero veteran worship and shake his or her gay hand and thank them for their service?

It'd be an interesting social experiment!

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Nov 11th 2014, 20:40:25

Trife +1 lol

Originally posted by Heston:

fluff you mr e. Taken into consideration that scott can be tarded, obtuse and didnt write the above bullfluff... i would knock out anyone that bashed a fellow vet with me standing there. fluff your service mother fluffer.


Heston, you mindless blind allegiance much? You're right there in competition for the dumbest assmunch on these boards.
You would hit me rather than engage in meaningful dialogue, I'm well aware of that. You have only a hammer in your toolbox and maybe a tube of KY; you likely gave up on critical thinking skills and understanding the complex intricacies of reality when 5th grade proved to be too challenging. I'd wager the only reason people like you and ssewëllusmc were ever allowed into US Military service is because warm bodies were needed to cover the deficiencies in numbers caused by the shipwreck in US Foreign Policy of the last several US Administrations. I wonder how many waivers the two of you needed before you were allowed to enlist.

Anyone that sees your posting drivel on even a semi-regular basis is quite aware that you give much more consideration to muscle rather than intellect, and you are completely unarmed when it comes to acting like a thoughtful human being. If I see a Vet acting like an asshole you damn right I'm going to speak out. How is it that you think military service provides protection from deserved ridicule for hateful ignorant antisocial wrongheaded ideas? Heston, the best you could ever muster vs me is to bruise my kneecap and warm my toes, you intellectual midget.
I point and laugh at you too. You should be in a glass cage somewhere, on display next to exhibits of neolithic culture to remind the rest of us how far we have come.
Evolve or GTFO out of the gene pool. >snip< >snip<

And I'll post with whatever damn handle I please, so Heston.. look close you unibrow mouthbreather.. fluff You

Akula Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 20:53:17

Originally posted by aponic:
your lives are essentially built on the exploitation of the third world. stop your damn whining about taxes and start reading. who can name 10 countries in Africa without an internet assist? if you cant, you arguably accept exploitation of the other 46 (56-10) African countries that you can't name. bold claim? yes it is -- but really, can you read an article about a country you cant even identify on a map and be able to have an opinion worth a damn? if not, your opinion is probably borrowed. <end rant>


Chad
Burkino Faso
Namibia
South Africa
Tunisia
Morocco
Algeria
Western Sahara (this bit is debatable)
Mali
Kenya
Botswana
Uganda
Lesotho
Gambia
Mozambique
Tanzania
Congo
DPRC
Zaire
Angola
Algeria
Libya
Eritrea
Ghana
Senegal
Gabon
Maritania
Somalia
Ethiopia
Niger
Nigeria
Cameroun
Sierra Leone
Guinea
Togo
Northern Nigeria (oops, doesn't exist anymore)
Rhodesia *cough* Zimbabwe ... yes, i am dated ;P
Rwanda

I think i missed a few though
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Heston Game profile

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Nov 11th 2014, 20:57:05

Originally posted by Trife:
I wonder what would happen if Heston met up with a veteran who also happened to be gay.

Would he punch him or her in the face for their homosexuality...

or

Would he do the blind hero veteran worship and shake his or her gay hand and thank them for their service?

It'd be an interesting social experiment!



Ill troll some..
I guess if the person was flaunting their sexuality like its the greatest thing since sliced bread and trying to tie that into honorable service to the usa i would have to flee. Not because they are gay, but because their behaviour is shallow, offencive and sickens me personally. Hitting them is the last thing on my mind with all the stds that get passed around like its a badge of honor..in their "community"

One sexual or religious preference has nothing to do with serving ones country or anything really, until one makes it an issue. Everyone has an opinion on that fluff, it paints people as assholes no matter what your opinion might be. Right asshole?


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Nov 12th 2014, 2:34:12

Print more money and don't worry about it all. We all have more than we need from exploiting Africa. Soon we will all be dead so we might as well drop out, get stoned and have fun. This thread is so messed up that I had to respond but couldn't think of anything useful to say. It is a lot like EE, and the world.

Stryke Game profile

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Nov 13th 2014, 16:54:25

Originally posted by martian:
There is a break off island nation fron Tanzania whose name I can't remember.. but there's google for that:P


That would be Zanzibar. Tanzania is basically a portmanteau of the names TANganyika and ZANzibar.
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Nov 13th 2014, 16:58:43

Also... Cote d'Ivoire, Southwest Africa (Namibia), Swaziland, Botswana, South Rhodesia (Zimbabwe), North Rhodesia (Zambia), Nyasaland (Malawi), Lesotho, Equatorial Guinea, Sao Tome & Principe.

Edited By: Stryke on Nov 13th 2014, 17:01:10
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Nov 13th 2014, 17:05:28

Originally posted by martian:
"who can name 10 countries in Africa without an internet assist? if you cant, you arguably accept exploitation of the other 46 (56-10) African countries that you can't name"

Without looking I can name almost every country in africa. With a map and borders (no names) in front of me I can get them all. Don't ask me to name all the capitals though.. I can't do that.

Most people will get: Egypt - CAIRO, Algeria - ALGIERS, Morocco - RABAT, Libya - TRIPOLI, tunisia - TUNIS, South Africa - PRETORIA/CAPE TOWN/BLOEMFONTEIN, Ethiopia - ADDIS, Sudan - KHARTOUM (Juba for South), Kenya - NAIROBI, Tanzania - DODOMA (not DAR!) right away.
Because of Ebola also Ivory cost, liberia, and Zaire (or DPRC or whatever they want to be called now).
From there its easy to fill in Zimbabwe - HARARE (or Rhodesia if you wanna piss people off), central african republic - FORGOT maybe BANGUI, angola - LUANDA, Chad - NDJAMENA, ghana - ACCRA, togo - DUNNO, benin - BENIN?, nigeria - ABUDJA (not LAGOS), niger - NIAMEY, botsawa - GABORONE, Sierrrrrrra Leone - FORGOT and so on (My additions: Mozambique - MAPUTO because my parents live there, MADAGASCAR - ANTANARIVO, South Sudan, Equatorial Guinea - ???, Liberia - MONROVIA, Somalia - MOGADISHU, Rwanda - KIGALI, Uganda - ????, RoCONGO - BRAZZAVILLE, Malawi - LILONGWE, Mali - ???, Gambia - BANJUL). Tanzania will probably get named a lot too. There is a break off island nation fron Tanzania whose name I can't remember.. but there's google for that:P
Or you can just learn the animaniacs song where yacko sings all the countries of the world.
And you point is what exactly?:P Sadly I'm better at countries then I am at US states.. but why would I know all of those:P
I can find the ones I want to visit though easily enough along with Missouri:P.

And yes, we largely live off the exploitation of the 3rd world although it's not necessarily 100% that. Although our trade policies have done a lot of harm, they have actually massively increased the development level of many of these countries along with their living standards.. just not in the most equitable, humane, or environmentally friendly way.

And yes, I wrote this whole thing without google, any kind of map reference, or my wife being awake to cheer me on:P

++martian
I added to your list, also without google
Originally posted by Cerberus:

This guy is destroying the U.S. Dollars position as the preferred exchange for international trade. The Chinese Ruan is going to replace it soon, then the U.S. will not have control of the IMF

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Nov 13th 2014, 17:06:21

edit: plus Swaziland and Lesotho
Originally posted by Cerberus:

This guy is destroying the U.S. Dollars position as the preferred exchange for international trade. The Chinese Ruan is going to replace it soon, then the U.S. will not have control of the IMF

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Nov 13th 2014, 17:07:02

posted without seeing Stryke or Akula's lists :P
Originally posted by Cerberus:

This guy is destroying the U.S. Dollars position as the preferred exchange for international trade. The Chinese Ruan is going to replace it soon, then the U.S. will not have control of the IMF

GodHead Dibs Game profile

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Nov 15th 2014, 14:31:27

neato. i made a thread that hasn't been locked yet.

1. They don't like it when I print more money.
2. They can tax my creditors because I don't have anything worth taxing.
3. It's cold out here and time to go home.
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