HAPPY STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY! - Earth Empires Forum

Trife

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Mar 14th 2014, 14:28:14

woot woot

galleri

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Mar 14th 2014, 14:37:03

So you and Zen have a date uh?

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Trife

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Mar 14th 2014, 14:43:22

3/14 is national steak and blowjob day when the girlfriend in the relationship gets the boyfriend a nice steak and cooks it up for him, and also a blowjob to go with it it

so yea, zen better pick up a nice t-bone or filet mignon at the supermarket and practice smiling like a donut

SakitSaPuwit

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Mar 14th 2014, 14:46:06

i don't feel bad about cancelling valentines day, because my woman never remembers "Steak and Blowjob day"

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

Raging Budda

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Mar 15th 2014, 3:56:34

I don't do valentines either...so I don't think I can get away with this one.

Your base is mine!

ssewellusmc

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Mar 15th 2014, 5:03:51

I didn't get my steak!

shamok

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Mar 17th 2014, 3:02:15

bonus

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 17th 2014, 3:04:19

Originally posted by Trife:

I cook my own steak, I'll take a BJ though....

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
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S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

BladeEWG

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Mar 17th 2014, 12:27:22

another Hallmark moment

Nekked

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Mar 17th 2014, 13:04:04

yeah! got both!

DJBeif

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Mar 17th 2014, 13:08:01

Didn't know about that annual feast day...on another note, Happy St Patrick's Day!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 17th 2014, 16:32:31

OH WHACKING DAY, OH WHACKING DAY
OUR HALLOWED SNAKES GO CRACKING DAY
WE'LL BREAK THEIR BACK, GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES
THEIR EVIL HEART, WE'LL PULVERIZE
OH WHACKING DAY, OH WHACKING DAY
MAY GOD BESTOW HIS GRACE ON THEE

Cerberus

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Mar 18th 2014, 4:53:13

Hey, Trife, how many times did you blow fordy for that day? Is it a Guiness worthy effort or what?

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

mrford

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Mar 18th 2014, 4:54:51

hey, Cerberus, when is the last time your geriatric ass got a blow job at bingo? did she share your conspiracy theories?

i hope one day you truly realize how much of a dumbass you really are.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Cerberus

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Mar 18th 2014, 4:57:10

HAHAHA, fordy, you are so easy. LOL You and Trife playing sausage smuggling butt pirates must be the funniest thing ever.

You guys should send your video to America's Funniest Home Videos, and then you will have 10000 bucks to spend on a fluffy getaway to Cancun.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

mrford

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Mar 18th 2014, 4:58:12

thanks for proving my point for me

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

mrford

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Mar 18th 2014, 5:04:41

if anyone is bored and wants to se Cerberus's skills at this game

http://www.earthempires.com/...rberus-28472?t=1389457273

you are welcome for the laugh.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Cerberus

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Mar 18th 2014, 5:12:45

I had a lot of fun anyway, ford. You never have any fun since you're such an anal ass. And you and your sausage smuggling buddies like to skulk around and hide in the shadows so much. LOL

And you're a damned libtard to boot.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

mrford

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Mar 18th 2014, 5:14:20

the fact that you think im a liberal shows the level of your intelligence and bigotry. i dont even have to insult you, you do it for me.

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Trife

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Mar 18th 2014, 14:36:04

i dunno if i should be honored or scared at the boner that old man cerberus has for me

cerberus dreams of deepthroating obama

Patience

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Mar 18th 2014, 16:12:53

OMG SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Seriously. I swear, I wanna take you two aside and spank you both. Yeesh.

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Trife

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Mar 18th 2014, 16:53:05

cerberus is the one trolling my threads :(

i claim self defense from the old geezer in the tinfoil hat!

Oceana

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Mar 18th 2014, 17:15:24

dam missed getting mine so I must be due a make up one also

THUNDERHORSE

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Mar 18th 2014, 17:23:57

IF YOUR PRINCESS GETS TAKEN DURING A CASTLE SIEGE YOU MUST RIDE THE THUNDERHORSE!