HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly p
hysique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get ...in the shower. Use wash cloth , long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone......
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

I tend to pee prior to washing south of the equator.

It's just good hygiene.

Pee is best treatment for athletes foot, don't waste money on any medical treatment, just piss it off, literally! !!!!

LIES! That's ALL LIES!

Maybe that's specific to YOUR man.

I have my own method and it doesn't involve any shampoo or any other such gayness. REAL men use SOAP!

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The statement is incorrect, I do not have a shower curtain!

Except, in the Soviallery home the roles are reversed.

Gallery showers like men and sovnub is washed with garden hose like a dog.

Wow..I don't shower like a woman at all o.O

^ not suprised ...


* runs around flashing weiner


wooohoo

*throws mouse- and beartraps around floor*

that crushed apricot facial scrub is a godsend

uh, i mean i've never used that fluff!

Good one - and true too.

busted braden.

you use skincare products too?

Close, except I don't say "Woo-woo" I say "Yeah baby" in the Austin Powers voice. Shaving of the butt eliminates hair on the soap...Yup.

I use to pee on my feet all the time, but my flatmates got pissed of with me doing it in the middle of the lounge :(

thats because you are not a women ;)

She is also not "women", unless you are suggesting there is many Tisya's .... multi personalities

That's right, I'm a boy without a winkle. :P

yes!

I always say things like "You like that? eh? You some of that?"
But the rest is fairly similar.

all that sounds like to much work i do whats called a boot camp shower get naked in bathroom jump in shower wash hair and body and jump out in less that 10 mins

Im a hot water guy. Once done the standard clean-up i turn the hot water up a bit.

When it stops being hot to me, I turn it a bit more

Repeat

and result is charred charcoal.

hmm i have to say some of it is correct, but.. if we should go fully after that one, i dont shower that way either =D

walk outside stand in rain

old:P

I like to be nice and keep your age out of convos...but if you insist :P

Grandpa ?

moo

at least I was nice and didn't make a joke about this post is so old that *insert snipe at galleri here*
:P

I do the helicopter.

so Gallery doesn't shower, Tishya doesn't shower nor PG.

Gally is old.

are we getting wet and naked now?

got soap?

The best shower is to just go to the beach and jump in the ocean. Salt Water gets you really clean. :)

chocolate salty what now?

lol, me either

it more resembles the man's shower with the exception of the weiner shaking, butt hairs, peeing and ..... oh wait, its not like that at all

what happened to just getting in and getting clean? lol

oh Ruthie ! you miss the fun element ;)

@galleri you forgot to mention for the women that they will leave hair clogging up the drain so the man has to get a snake to unclog it.

Wanna know the difference?

About 35 minutes.

I'd better have some. downloaded 8.5G on my phone in 1 hour. that's like $71/hour. I'm taking a bath whether i need it or not.

I wish someone would unclog my drain. I hate doing that..I should cut my hair short again :/

Short hair isn't so bad, tho with me it's expected but if you do, find a hairstyle that fits you, don't go with something like a crew cut. :P

Well I've shaved my head (saves money on hair care products as well!) before..wish I could do that again XD

The average difference is at least 35 minutes.

... with the exception of orgasm - they tend to fake that in 15-20 min. since the begging while the men are done long before that.

what... the... hell...

Trust me dear its good for your complexion lmao~

gaming girls are different. We need to jump in fast, get clean and get back on!

oh pfffffffffft, you would play in bathtub/shower if you could.