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TheOnion

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Aug 22nd 2012, 15:49:46

Today it has been announced that Kj won another 20K pound bet!

It seems a British booky has been paying attention to Earth Empires, and upon learning of the new war rules, placed odds on which alliance would make the first, first strike on the EE server under the new war rules.

With Monsters listed as 1000-1 odds, Kj placed a 20 pound bet.

"Anytime there's only 15 or so active alliances, and one of them has 1000-1 odds, that's a pretty harmless 20 dollar bet for a big payday jajajajaja." Quipped Kj. "Hell, I spend more money on that every day on my Jasminelive account jajajajaja. It was a very logical bet and the bookies totally left themselves overexposed in this situation jajajajaja. I just took advantage of it jajajajaja. And happened to get lucky jajajajaja. I mean who could have expected for Monsters to first strike and blindside Imaginary Numbers turnless. jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj."

TheOnion has to agree with KJ on this and note that something like this should have been written as a farce by the Onion, not as a fact.

The Onion will be suing Monsters for infringing on our material. As we had a ready to go to press article about Monsters being the first to try out the new killing rules in EE.

However we wish to congratulate Monsters on the irony of it being Imaginary Numbers. As that is better than what we had written and ready to go to press. jajaja






Edited By: TheOnion on Aug 22nd 2012, 15:52:05
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Aug 22nd 2012, 16:10:09

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Aug 22nd 2012, 16:55:26

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Aug 22nd 2012, 22:33:13

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Aug 22nd 2012, 23:31:04

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Aug 22nd 2012, 23:49:43

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Aug 23rd 2012, 0:49:59

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Aug 23rd 2012, 2:06:57

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Aug 23rd 2012, 2:19:39

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elvesrus

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Aug 23rd 2012, 4:04:17

Originally posted by TheOnion:
Today it has been announced that Kj won another 20K pound bet!

It seems a British booky has been paying attention to Earth Empires, and upon learning of the new war rules, placed odds on which alliance would make the first, first strike on the EE server under the new war rules.

With Monsters listed as 1000-1 odds, Kj placed a 20 pound bet.

"Anytime there's only 15 or so active alliances, and one of them has 1000-1 odds, that's a pretty harmless 20 dollar bet for a big payday jajajajaja." Quipped Kj. "Hell, I spend more money on that every day on my Jasminelive account jajajajaja. It was a very logical bet and the bookies totally left themselves overexposed in this situation jajajajaja. I just took advantage of it jajajajaja. And happened to get lucky jajajajaja. I mean who could have expected for Monsters to first strike and blindside Imaginary Numbers turnless. jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj."

TheOnion has to agree with KJ on this and note that something like this should have been written as a farce by the Onion, not as a fact.

The Onion will be suing Monsters for infringing on our material. As we had a ready to go to press article about Monsters being the first to try out the new killing rules in EE.

However we wish to congratulate Monsters on the irony of it being Imaginary Numbers. As that is better than what we had written and ready to go to press. jajaja







in the KJ quote it should be 'pound' not 'dollar'. also it should be noted that monsters was the first to declare war on the alliance server as opposed to the first to try overall ;)
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Aug 23rd 2012, 12:57:34

I think it's pretty clear that KJ is actually writing these. Heh. Not complaining though, they are amusing.
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TheOnion

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Aug 23rd 2012, 15:45:07

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Aug 23rd 2012, 20:09:26

I am not writing them... lol. I am fairly sure I know who it is though :P

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Aug 23rd 2012, 20:20:05

thanks, I needed a bonus post and it was amusing to read :)

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Aug 24th 2012, 2:59:43

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Aug 24th 2012, 4:00:04

Originally posted by Slagpit:
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Aug 24th 2012, 8:24:57

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Aug 25th 2012, 3:03:53

Spider on the wall!


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Aug 25th 2012, 17:51:03

Originally posted by Marco:
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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.