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TheOnion

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Aug 22nd 2012, 15:49:46

Today it has been announced that Kj won another 20K pound bet!

It seems a British booky has been paying attention to Earth Empires, and upon learning of the new war rules, placed odds on which alliance would make the first, first strike on the EE server under the new war rules.

With Monsters listed as 1000-1 odds, Kj placed a 20 pound bet.

"Anytime there's only 15 or so active alliances, and one of them has 1000-1 odds, that's a pretty harmless 20 dollar bet for a big payday." Quipped Kj. "Hell, I spend more money on that every day on my Jasminelive account. It was a very logical bet and the bookies totally left themselves overexposed in this situation. I just took advantage of it. And happened to get lucky. I mean who could have expected for Monsters to first strike and blindside Imaginary Numbers turnless."

TheOnion has to agree with KJ on this and note that something like this should have been written as a farce by the Onion, not as a fact.

The Onion will be suing Monsters for infringing on our material. As we had a ready to go to press article about Monsters being the first to try out the new killing rules in EE.

However we wish to congratulate Monsters on the irony of it being Imaginary Numbers. As that is better than what we had written and ready to go to press.






Edited By: TheOnion on Aug 22nd 2012, 15:52:05
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