Aug 10th 2012, 4:52:23
VIC, WE APPRECIATE YOU CALLING US GREAT, AND WE AGREE THAT ANOTHER THREAD WAS NECESSARY. WE LIKE THREADS BECAUSE THEY'RE ONLY ONE LETTER AWAY FROM THREATS.
THE COMMITTEE OF ONE IS BEGINNING TO WONDER THOUGH, WHETHER MANY OF YOU MAY SIMPLY BE TRYING TO CURRY FAVOR NOW THAT YOU HAVE REALIZED THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!. WE DO NOT LIKE INDIAN FOOD, FOR TWO REASONS:
FIRST, IT IS TOO SPICY. WE ALREADY CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE ON A DAILY BASIS. ADDING SPICY INDIAN FOOD WOULD UPSET THINGS IN WAYS WHICH YOU DO NOT EVEN WANT TO BEGIN TO ATTEMPT TO IMAGINE.
AND SECONDLY, WE ARE STILL BITTER ABOUT GENERAL CUSTER.
EVEN GIVEN OUR MISGIVINGS ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF CURRY, WE HAVE ADDED YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO WILL NOT BE EXPLODED. AND YOU ARE ALSO CORRECT ABOUT OUR EPICNESS. IN FACT, IF THIS THREAD WERE A VIDEO, IT WOULD END WITH A FISH FLOPPING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WHILE A PIANO PLAYED.. AND THEN OF COURSE AN EXPLOSION.
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SAM