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Marshal

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Jan 13th 2012, 18:30:16

q: will maple leafs ever win stanley cup?

A: no they will not.

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Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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Riddler

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Jan 13th 2012, 20:36:19

If Bill Gates were to give u all his money, would u go down on him?

a: I think a more appropriate question here is: who wouldn't?

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:43:25
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galleri

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Jan 14th 2012, 8:36:03

If I create earthquakes, how much power do I have ?

a: is the the queue for a fat joke? :P
actually everytime anyone walks you are making the earth shake somewhat so the answer is not very much..
ps. you need more fluff

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:44:37
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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

TNTroXxor

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Jan 14th 2012, 8:40:35

Q : If you could get 1 answer to any question you might have on the people/country/world/religion/galaxy, would that question be 'have you seen my killer bunny?' ?

A: yes, and it was delicious.

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:45:17
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Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

aponic

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Jan 14th 2012, 16:17:27

How can I convince people that on an individual level most of them have disabled their capacity to understand the world around them by lowering their attention spans, abandoning their duty to pursue education even as a laborer, and general self-empathy turned into outward apathy.

(Remember, this is on an individual level so an individual approach is necessary)

Do I have to wait until their access to resources confronts them with the problem?

A: what you need is a cattle prod and a 2 by 4:P

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:46:00
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Marshal

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Jan 14th 2012, 17:54:47

lol@martian

mARTIAN isn't maple leafs fan?

a: I like *professional* hockey teams.

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:46:31
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Detmer

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Jan 14th 2012, 18:02:55

Originally posted by galleri:

If I create earthquakes, how much power do I have ?

You'll need to elaborate and say how big the earthquakes you make actually are.

archaic

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Jan 14th 2012, 18:09:56

What was teh first person that ever ate honey thinking?
A: that he was smarter than the average bear.

Edited By: martian on Jan 15th 2012, 15:46:54
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martian

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Jan 15th 2012, 15:47:05

Q
A. CEILING GALLERI IS WATCHING JOOOOOOO

Edited By: galleri on Jan 18th 2012, 9:25:59. Reason: i can edit too
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TNTroXxor

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Jan 15th 2012, 16:20:20

Q : If you're in the comic dilbert, what character would you be beside the devil himself ?

A: Ratbert.

Edited By: martian on Jan 16th 2012, 16:34:01
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Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

m0bzta

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Jan 15th 2012, 16:42:48

Q: if i took all the fluff away from martian would he be able to produce more fluff or would he be fluffed
A: You cannot do this therefor your question is invalid!

Edited By: martian on Jan 16th 2012, 16:34:22
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Lobo

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Jan 15th 2012, 19:03:05

Q. You read all of these questions?
A: Actually I just paste random answers without reading.. really:P

Edited By: martian on Jan 16th 2012, 16:32:58
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For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. ~Albert Camus

Original SANCT...

martian

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Jan 16th 2012, 16:34:27

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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Deerhunter

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Jan 16th 2012, 17:26:09

When will you answer these questions?
Right now

Edited By: martian on Jan 16th 2012, 17:32:50
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Ya, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no retals,
Cause i have the biggest, baddest, and toughest country in the valley!

martian

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Jan 16th 2012, 17:32:56

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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Akula

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Jan 16th 2012, 17:33:56

Originally posted by martian:

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"Astra inclinant, sed non obligant"

SOL http://sol.ghqnet.com/
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martian

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Jan 16th 2012, 17:35:00

I GOT O FOR YOU!

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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Alana

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Jan 16th 2012, 17:45:16

Why are you such a fluffhead?
A: Why are *you* such a fluffhead?

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martian

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Jan 16th 2012, 18:00:13

Q

A. NINJA GALLERI IN WITH THE A!

Edited By: galleri on Jan 18th 2012, 9:26:37
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you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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m0bzta

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Jan 18th 2012, 7:11:50

where do you get your fluff from???
A: fluffsmosis

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:49:20
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ninong

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Jan 18th 2012, 8:21:51

Q: Platypus?
A: Octopus

Edited By: martian on Jan 20th 2012, 19:03:38
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aqua

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Jan 18th 2012, 11:49:11

what is a martian?
a: a martian is a little green man.
aqua is cow MOOO

Edited By: martian on Jan 20th 2012, 21:52:20
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Alana

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Jan 18th 2012, 17:30:56

Answer: a fluff head

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TNTroXxor

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Jan 18th 2012, 17:37:03

Q : How did they screwed up a great story in 'In Time' ?\
A: A great story? The plot was essentially a rip-off of a 1970s movie called Logan's run, turned around in a way.

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:51:54
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Originally posted by JJ23:

i havent been deleted since last set

Marshal

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Jan 18th 2012, 21:10:12

*INSERT MOD ABUSE HERE*

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:52:21. Reason: MOD ABUSE
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Trife

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Jan 18th 2012, 21:31:26

how many cats does alana have?
A: alana has 300 cats and is the local crazy cat lady!

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:52:43
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Ruthie

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Jan 18th 2012, 23:06:15

will you ever give me my body back ?
A: that would be telling

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:52:57
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braden

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Jan 19th 2012, 0:40:11

trife: i have three, but i don't know about alana :(

how fast does earth travel through space? (wikipedia is down!)

A: speed is relative. So relative to me it does not move forward at all!

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:53:30
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euglaf

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Jan 19th 2012, 19:22:39

martian: why is sg so fat?
A: because you didn't get enough turrets and he took your land.

Edited By: martian on Jan 19th 2012, 20:53:49
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Dibs Ludicrous

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Jan 19th 2012, 19:27:54

Originally posted by braden:

trife: i have three, but i don't know about alana :(

how fast does earth travel through space? (wikipedia is down!)

about the same speed as the sun does.

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Hardy

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Jan 19th 2012, 20:44:26

Why do we have the same name?
A: Because you stole mine.

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martian

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Jan 19th 2012, 20:54:27

qwertyuiop

Answer by galleri : This word is understood by the mothership :P

Edited By: galleri on Jan 19th 2012, 21:00:05
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tisya

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Jan 20th 2012, 15:24:52

You said yes to sex earlier in this thread so my question is:
Sex? ;)
A: money's too tight for sex.
:P

T: Ouch! lol Can't believe I was rejected by an alien...*sigh*

Edited By: tisya on Jan 21st 2012, 1:56:38
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General Earl

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Jan 20th 2012, 16:14:46

please state your question in the form of an answer!

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Pang

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Jan 20th 2012, 16:17:32

Originally posted by General Earl:

please state your question in the form of an answer!

Category: Potent Potables

This beverage, beverage brewed since ancient times, is made from Hops and Grains.

A: what is cookie batter?
:)

Edited By: martian on Jan 20th 2012, 19:05:25
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martian

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Jan 20th 2012, 19:05:35

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Marshal

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Jan 20th 2012, 20:01:57

q: why my post got deleted?
a: because it lacked fluff!
a by galleri: I was curious of martian's answer too :P

Edited By: galleri on Jan 20th 2012, 22:34:51
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martian

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Jan 20th 2012, 21:52:42

QQ
you haz none!!!

Edited By: galleri on Jan 20th 2012, 22:38:56
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you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Marshal

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Jan 20th 2012, 23:21:16

q: will fluffy Gallery have sovnub's baby?

Trife

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Jan 31st 2012, 22:44:13

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

martian

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:15:11

ZED!

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Trife

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:38:39

for great justice

Alana

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:39:27

THATS ENOUGH MMMMKAY

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Trife

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:46:21

Originally posted by Alana:

THATS ENOUGH MMMMKAY

go club a baby seal!

martian

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:47:37

*bans alana*
:P

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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martian

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Feb 4th 2012, 21:28:55

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

braden

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Feb 4th 2012, 21:34:35

why does trife think clubbing baby seals is funny? because he played too much warcrack

has he not seen the turning points of history episode on it?
no but he has probably seen the porno with ron jeremy?:P

Edited By: martian on Feb 5th 2012, 4:41:16
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