LaF declares war. - Earth Empires Forum

SolidSnake

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Oct 16th 2011, 22:54:27

As detailed to your leadership, we deem you to have voided our pact, and have taken offensive action as a result.

LaFamiglia officially declares war on Evolution.

Don SolidSnake
War deceleration supervisor.

Bater

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Oct 16th 2011, 22:55:51

deceleration supervisor? You quitting already?

Twink

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Oct 16th 2011, 22:58:39

lol "as detailed to your leadership"

Make it public ffs!

tryout

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Oct 16th 2011, 22:59:26

feelings are defo part of a pact

Seren

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Oct 16th 2011, 22:59:37

Dog ate our pact?

M m i x X

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:03:41

lol... we hurt LaF's feelings... so LaF FSed us...

lololololol

-=(M m i x X)=-

swampy

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:03:48

Perhaps a goat?

Osso

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:07:00

Haha, nice. Nice of you to reveal yourselves as the pathetic pact breakers that you are. =)

Have a good set, I know I will!

Evo FA
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BattleKJ

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:19:52

Good Luck EDge.

Jiman

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:24:13

Uh, what?

Forgotten

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:27:32

MOOMOOCOW

Edited By: Forgotten on Oct 16th 2011, 23:30:43
See Original Post

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

Rockman

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:35:29

Originally posted by Twink:

lol "as detailed to your leadership"

Make it public ffs!

The flaming bag of poo we left on Anoniem's doorstep this morning, that was the extent of our ability to detail to Evo's leadership how Evo voided our pact. If you really are interested in the exact details, I'm sure we could arrange for a flaming bag of poo at your door tomorrow morning so you could see the evidence for yourself...

Requiem

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:37:43

*waits for PDM to hit LaF*

ponderer

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:37:48

Originally posted by Forgotten:

MOOMOOCOW

m0m0rific

galleri

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:38:36

Server war!!!!!

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

norrit

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:40:45

pankers

SuperFly

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:45:23

OMG WTF BBQ!

Why im i missing out on this?

iScode

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:48:02

good luck laf

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Forgotten

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:52:41

SuperFly, we did tell you to come back!

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

BattleKJ

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:56:07

....back to Evo...

We need more help than LaF right now... jajajaja

iScode

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Oct 16th 2011, 23:57:20

Originally posted by BattleKJ:

....back to Evo...

We need more help than LaF right now... jajajaja

Most people are not qualified to give you the help you need KJ. It requires drugs, a straight jacket and lots and lots of sessions with a Councillor.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Detmer

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:04:24

OH AWESOME!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

VIPx

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:09:31

Aww... a pre-planned war would have been so much more fun. I've been bugging Evo leadership for a war round but getting blindsided by allies in a FS isn't a whole lot of fun.

Forgotten

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:14:00

MOOMOOCOW

Edited By: Forgotten on Oct 17th 2011, 1:15:35
See Original Post

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

dagga

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:20:08

Oh look, LaF picking and choosing what reset it wants to fight again. When SOL destroyed them a year ago they whined like pussies for 'change in the game' - SOL and SOF were destroying netgaining, they wailed.

Well, since then, the result of their whining was successful. They were able to carry on playing like THEY wanted to while other alliances made some adjustments. LaF went back to netgaining every set and simply picking and choosing at their leisure when to blindside someone or join in on an easy war. We saw that when they joined in on a SOL gangbang for absolutely no discernible reason other than to break up the monotony of getting their asses handed to them by Evo every set.

Now, they're breaking pacts to get what they want. Everyone knows what happens next - Evo will call allies and then SOF will try to bail out their retarded pals again. Snore.

signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

martian

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:23:32

*yawn*

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

VIPx

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:24:32

Don't really see any details on voiding the pact. It looked like LaF was kinda prepping all round though. Not sure when this pact issue came about.

Slagpit

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:28:36

You didn't see any details because LaF had no legit reason to break the pact.

And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I should have listened to Dagga.

dagga

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:30:52

LaF obviously ran a low acre / early war strat. It was obvious they were going to fight very early in the set. Any bleating from them about how 'Evo broke the pact' therefore is null and void.

This is another advertisement for my proposal to set a compulsory no-war period for Alliance. This war is doomed from the get-go. Any war that starts before Day 11-12ish is fluff.

signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

Slagpit

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:32:36

Forgive me dagga!

EDge

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:34:56

Funny thing is quite a few people in EVO noticed that LaF was prepping for war. Our biggest mistake was assuming LaF had any ounce of dignity and that they would honour their pacts. I guess these actions speak for themselves as to what LaF's word is worth.

spoodini

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:35:36

All hail dagga!

The person below me is sexy.

Forgotten

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:39:46

Originally posted by EDge:

please read

Originally posted by SolidSnake:

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

swampy

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:42:25

slagpit you feeling well?

Tertius

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:42:43

Originally posted by SolidSnake:

As detailed to your leadership, we have no honor and are breaking our unbreakable pact.

Fixed that for you.

Forgotten

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:43:36

I think editing quotes are a bannable offense on most forums?

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

Rockman

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:44:22

Originally posted by Slagpit:

You didn't see any details because LaF had no legit reason to break the pact.

And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I should have listened to Dagga.

Maybe there was a "If you make dozens of countries with names mocking our alliance, the pact is invalid" clause? Hmm, probably not.

dagga

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:46:34

There's no way to twist this one. LaF have been getting away with this fluff for years but for some reason most of the game gives them a pass or forgets about it after a set or two.

Another example was the complete blindside on PDM a while back. Now, I'm not PDM's biggest fan, but that hit by LaF was an utter disgrace. SoF are always there though, like a loyal puppy wagging it's tongue and drooling on the carpet.

signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

Flamey

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:53:55

Only if we get treats.. WOOF

cypress

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:54:25

and only if we get to pee on daggas leg...WOOFFFF

VIPx

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Oct 17th 2011, 0:56:32

Seriously Rockman? hahah

Oh boy. When did you turn to the darkside? :P

This early FS just doesn't make for a fun war. Kinda sad.

CC

Member
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Oct 17th 2011, 0:59:10

lol... we hurt LaF's feelings... so LaF FSed us...

To Laffer out there - am i the only one missing the war declaration? Which part of Evo actions break any pacts?

Laf breaks UNAP as casual as they detagged players for ANW. Pfft.

bring it on. it's my wet dream to kill your coutnries.

Canterbury Crusader (CC)
Evolution

Forgotten

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:00:50

MOOMOOCOW

Edited By: Forgotten on Oct 17th 2011, 1:14:53
See Original Post

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

locket

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:03:05

evo has trouble reading it seems. They should go ask their leaders.

dagga

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:04:20

"Go ask your leaders"

"Evo knows what they've done"

"Evo broke the pact"

"It's not our fault we just prepped for war since turn 1"

Blah blah blah. I call bullfluff.

signatures are stupid.
Months since LaF netgained: 22

warlorde

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:07:22

buy my oil.... that is all

Seren

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:11:16

Let's just say "locket fluffing sucks" and leave it at that.

Chevs

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Oct 17th 2011, 1:15:02

Originally posted by Forgotten:

I think editing quotes are a bannable offense on most forums? I want to have Chevs' babies. Also I was doing a set of deep squats today and pooped my pants on the way back up I was pushing so hard

Wow too much info bud

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