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Jul 9th 2017, 20:19:52

SOL is overrated :)

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Jun 28th 2017, 17:56:48

Macdaddy messaged me on IRC complaining that I'm a cherrypicking coward with no honour (or something like that) who should stay out of other peoples' wars. Since he wasn't around when I finally received the message, I will post my response here:

1. You lie about your intentions every set. You ambush netters (TKO last set) and small/single-man tags every set, or you suicide (this set). More than one large clan leader has told me that it's always open season on your countries, because you are such a fluff. So no, I do not feel bad about jumping in and gangbanging your fluff tag.
2. You recruited for the express purpose of netting, and then hit IMP. You lied to your members and got some of them killed. Solely on that basis, I would have killed you - it'd be a favour to your clan members.
3. I killed some of your countries when you hit TKO last set or whenever that was, and the last time you tagged SMC and grabbed me I was prepping to kill you when someone from CC stole all the fun and wiped you out before I had turns saved. So I consider that based on your previous actions you should have expected to be killed, and indeed you knew you would be when you hit a clan 20x your size.
4. At the time I hit you, CC wasn't dead yet, and you messaged me saying they'd kill me on your behalf. I then left on a trip for a few days and when I came back everyone on your side was dead. I was actually expecting (and hoping) to die as a result of hitting you.

TL;DR you're an idiot, eat a fluff

PS if anyone from CC or KnowMe is wondering why I hit KnowMe, it's because Macdiddle told me CC & friends were going to kill me for hitting him. If that wasn't true then blame him for me hitting your other subtag. :)

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Jun 26th 2017, 19:08:56

Macdaddy, I hit you because I don't have enough time to run out all of my turns this set, and I'd rather die half-ass warring than run some half-ass netting countries. I didn't specifically wait to hit you, I asked Prime if IMP had anything for me to kill, once I realized I wouldn't be able to finish this set.

I hadn't been paying attention so I sort of expected your clanmates to hit back with you but now I see that's not the case, so I won't be killing any of them if they're netting

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Jun 21st 2017, 2:02:47

Originally posted by IgnitionCWG:
Did the cat bend his bucket?!?!


No, no. That was Soviet. He's sort of like a cat, but I've never seen a cat that owns a tractor and/or obsesses over it to the extent he does. However, if you have any evidence that Soviet is in fact a cat, please forward this to iMag IA. Thanks.

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Jun 20th 2017, 3:00:06

Originally posted by jjterrico:
Originally posted by sinistril:
Canadians don't have money bro, our government takes it all


Pretty much...and what the gov doesnt take we spend on liquor and smokes...


Confirmed

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Jun 18th 2017, 1:55:53

iMag has replaced all of its human players with instead logging in once per day and letting a cat walk across the keyboard until it gets bored. We do not expect a drop in the quality of our countries; if anything, that may go up.

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Jun 12th 2017, 13:33:38

An earthquake occurred destroying 2 buildings!

:(

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Jun 5th 2017, 23:18:05

If it makes you feel any better I panicked, spent a bunch of cash on stupid overpriced fluff since I didn't think I'd have enough PM regen to spend it all, and fell out of the t10 in the last hour-ish... oh well :) oh and I spent the entire set forgetting you can't FA oil, and therefore not doing a transfer or anything. didn't notice until the last 2 days lol

Edited By: iZenebas on Jun 5th 2017, 23:21:11. Reason: remembered additional stupidity

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May 23rd 2017, 23:28:38

Last set he said he was trying to play nice so he wouldn't get killed. Then he septuple tapped TKO and died lol.

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May 16th 2017, 3:50:13

Originally posted by Donny:

2219 drunk playing FTW 3201 420 acres $32,565 M 78 0
2218 why did i make these 3200 420 acres $32,565 M 78 0
2217 played for too long 3199 420 acres $32,565 M 78 0


relatable

iZenebas Game profile

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May 15th 2017, 3:38:55

The best at what?

I will say Dittie's mother is the best escort I've ever had. A++, would recommend.

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May 12th 2017, 0:43:33

The solo tags should band together tbh. I haven't been suicided on yet but I don't finish very well because I usually build war countries lol, my best country was like 220M last set on 23k acres.

I'd happily play kill team for a tag of netters though. Or just join one of the other clans. TKO could probably use another member, try them.

Edited By: iZenebas on May 12th 2017, 0:45:36

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May 10th 2017, 0:21:56

That's unfortunate, it's sad to see another clan disappear. FFA is basically just 3 clans at this point.

On the other hand if any LoC people want to net next set and will behave themselves they can tag up with me in DEU ;)

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May 8th 2017, 23:05:41

Originally posted by maverickmd:
And or just killed LaF for running to fight Sof/Elders a much smaller alliance rather than the big boys..


lmao you guys waited until the real threats were all dead and then hit the tiniest war capable clans first. Then you started hitting treehuggers who haven't fought a war in years. If you'd hit LaF and SoF/Elders on their own before they'd tagkilled each other, you'd probably have lost. Instead you've decided to kill everyone who wasn't ever actually a threat, many of whom I assume were supposedly your friends at one point or another, and you're patting yourselves on the back because you've managed to beat a bunch of netters who hate each other and never were likely to coordinate in the first place.

At least you'll finally piss off after, good riddance douchebags :)

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May 7th 2017, 23:56:21

Jumping in on this thread instead of making a new one. Replied to your ingame message, Raz. I must have been the guy you accidentally messaged twice lol.

Best of luck with the kid's medical problems. Guess this is what I get for building a bunch of stupid (allegedly) netting countries that can't do fluff worth fluff :)

Edited By: iZenebas on May 8th 2017, 0:08:35. Reason: Terrible grammar

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May 2nd 2017, 22:43:18

Good luck to both sides. Nice FS by ICD.

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Apr 24th 2017, 8:26:13

! > <.dsfsd. fesadjfn,awfd

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Apr 6th 2017, 1:01:05

Congrats, IMP.

I kind of regret not setting up an FA chain, I almost had a t25 country for once. I don't think I've ever been t25 on any server (or at least not in the last decade lol). To be fair it would only have been possible for me since ICD got hit earlier, anyway.

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Apr 5th 2017, 4:39:21

stones is overrated
(yes you read that right)

+bonus post

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Mar 21st 2017, 6:01:16

I believe Warster runs TKO, send a PM here. Welcome back to FFA.

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Mar 6th 2017, 16:09:21

We hit you with 3 countries and you still died in the end. That's the important thing. Last set you guys spent the better part of an hour killing one of us who wasn't even online...

And to clarify hitting with 3 countries is always a good idea and I encourage you to follow our glorious example :)

Edited By: iZenebas on Mar 6th 2017, 16:21:58
See Original Post

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Mar 6th 2017, 2:01:21

stones are pretty bad
the best decs are haikus, lawl
this is not the dec

-iMag assistant head of pew pew pew

this is my submission for the actual war dec but I don't think we have an FA so there's nobody to approve it:

there are three of us
currently in I R C
so we hit crap tag

iZenebas Game profile

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Mar 3rd 2017, 19:32:23

SOL is overrated

iZenebas Game profile

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Feb 21st 2017, 7:45:33

y

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Feb 14th 2017, 3:45:08

Originally posted by IgnitionCWG:
I heard that imag makes great landfarms this time of year. Just start grabbing and they will let you know how much they appreciate the extra attention


Confirmed. Spring is in the air, after all.

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Feb 14th 2017, 3:36:12

Dear Macdaddy,

Since you killed 2 innocent TKO countries "for warster running his mouth" I killed 2 of yours for the same reason. Come hit me instead. And for the love of god STFU while doing it please, reading your posts is on the same level as sniffing gasoline when it comes to net brain cells lost. Thanks.

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Feb 13th 2017, 22:44:46

Lmao why would anyone ever believe anything macdaddy says? Every single post he has made this set has been a demonstrable lie and every time it's just so he can get big enough to blindside another random clan.

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Feb 12th 2017, 23:22:29

Originally posted by Syko_Killa:
Wow you pulled that notion quickly.


Maybe I was unclear. Nothing I said was supposed to be an insult or a revocation of support for 1 man tags that tag up and hit others, other than the exception for those who randomly end some netter's set and then they quit (eg. whoever ran FF appears to have quit after getting FSed last set).

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Feb 12th 2017, 18:06:42

I watched xWPx die repeatedly and hoped you'd do well, but on the other hand I have a few friends in LOC and didn't want them to die. That said, I should have clarified that the tags who just randomly FS one man netters for no reason can go fluff themselves.

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Feb 11th 2017, 6:34:56

Yeah understandable, just giving you a hard time man.

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Feb 11th 2017, 3:40:51

WZ you gaylord wtf I'm not good enough for you or something? :)

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Feb 10th 2017, 23:34:45

If I didn't have a clan I'd take you up on that. I've always wanted to spend a set in SoF, I remember you guys being pretty good back in the day. Best of luck with your recruitment efforts but you probably won't have much luck just posting on AT.

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Feb 10th 2017, 23:32:16

Originally posted by macdaddy:
It wasn't an apology and these ass degenerates will never get an apology from me..


You said "sorry." Merriam-Webster defines "apology" as:
"plural apologies
a : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>"

Sorry is defined as:
"sorrier; sorriest
1: feeling sorrow, regret, or penitence"

So, no, you apologized.

Originally posted by macdaddy:
Oh, and a great clan would have told me straight up that you rejected my fake apology.


This is an admission that, as predicted by pretty much everyone, you did not actually mean that you were sorry and instead wanted to wait until you had the jump on them. Fair enough. But then why complain about it when they did the exact thing you wanted? (That is, to fight them)

Originally posted by macdaddy:
You waited it out until you got the FS in when you had a 10 to 1 country advantage on me .


I take it you are just mad they got the jump on you rather than the other way around. I now understand why every single poster says not to trust you. Duly noted. Best of luck in your war with LoC though, I'll support any 1 man tag wars so long as they're declared. I hope you have the decency to tag your restarts when you begin to hit them.

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Feb 10th 2017, 19:19:50

Lol you told them you'd hit them so they killed you. I fail to see the issue. Who would take an apology seriously the next day?

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Feb 5th 2017, 22:18:24

Bump lol

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Feb 5th 2017, 22:17:21

Weren't you begging people to leave you alone and let you join LoC just a few days ago? Take your meds.

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Feb 1st 2017, 18:31:03

You started harassing one man netters a few weeks into the set... TRUMP ended up killing them shortly after but you were the first to septupletap FF, for example.

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Jan 29th 2017, 5:27:30

bonus post

also this thread is great, usually people only get this mad in imag threads

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Jan 20th 2017, 19:04:35

That's too bad. Best of luck, MadNudist.

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Jan 17th 2017, 1:26:45

[insert rude post about (insert clan)]

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Jan 13th 2017, 16:09:46

Welcome to ffa. You're going to want to tag up with someone. It's late in the set so it will be hard to get much done at this point but you could also wait for the reset and look for a clan. No idea who is recruiting though, sorry.

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Jan 12th 2017, 23:43:19

I was reading old AT/ECT posts and found this. Apparently times change, but Stones does not.

Originally posted by Zenebas:
Zenebas Feb 24th, 2007 17:00
Attacker Defender Hits Kills HPK
FAngels STONES 2,359 9 262
STONES FAngels 3,025 5 605
STONES USIMP 168 0 na
USIMP STONES 1,200 4 300

Ummm... I'm not in either clan. But I have to ask... how the he** is it possible that Stones (a war clan) FSed FAngels (a netting clan) with three times the members, but has less kills, a way worse HPK, and despite focusing fully against FAngels, still hasnt tagkilled them?


:)

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Jan 12th 2017, 1:31:01

Bye Galleri and best of luck :)

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Jan 2nd 2017, 8:09:54

ß

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Dec 21st 2016, 4:35:02

I finally see Stones' genius plan

Step 1. Plan to FS clan smaller than you
Step 2. Back out because they end up being larger than you for a set
Step 3. Lose mini-war at end of set anyway even when they have less active members than you and were virtually tagged killed by SOL already
Step 4. FS them at start of next set with a 2:1 member advantage and a bunch of untaggeds helping in your war room
Step 5. Lose hilariously badly
Step 6. ??????
Step 7. PROFIT!

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Dec 19th 2016, 16:28:42

Originally posted by IgnitionCWG:
Stones rocking that 1,129 HPK stat! can they reach 2k??


The Earthgraphs site appears to have stopped updating. The link is a few days behind.
http://www.eestats.com/...&badside%5B%5D=Stones

iMagNum 6 kills, 199 hpk
Stones 1 kill, 1644 hpk

lol