It's pretty hard to get zombies to have sex with each other, so unless you can supply a willing participant to make it midget zombie on somebody (probably Scode) porn, it will just be midget zombies... no porn.

Midget zombies would be totally in.

Your current recruit message needs some tweaking.

___________________________________

Mass Message from SIEGREICHER MARSCH (#480)

Hello! How would you like to earn money from home by selling homeless people?

If you're in to that, I can't help you. However; if you want to join a group of elite killers, I have an offer you should take me up on. We at Imaginary Numbers have immediate openings for new murderers... I mean members. So if you'd rather crush someone into the dirt than get to the top of the scores page, sign up on our website at http://www.letskillstuff.org.

See you there!

--Xelah
___________________________________


I'm fine with that, right up to the last line there. That falls into the not cool category. That aside, you should probably switch recruit messages to the one about hot midget on midget action that I wrote around the same time as that one. Midgets are totally in this year.

That is all.

moo

Imagine just a little harder. I live in Port Arthur, though I did graduate school in a tiny redneck town.

Even longer time since this thread somehow resurrected itself... Rahl hasn't posted anything in like 2 years.

OMG... from her FB page:



looks weren't fast enough and she upgraded to knives.

And she just looks like a crazy fluff. Srsly. look at her.

Nope, she was his fiance. Found his facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/cliftongetmoneylocbarkin

What the fluff? That's like 10 miles from here?!

along*, you're*

Yeah, that happens. I tend to not play well with certain personality types.

I am both, just wore the (i) while in imag.


Thanks for the responses everyone. It looks like I will be taking up refuge in LaF for a while... assuming I can talk to somebody in their irc.

Babymetal is fluffing awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbAXXXOJF8

I might.

Yes.

Fine, if you're going to be picky about which question to apply the "yes" to, then none of them.

- Do you want to war?
Maybe.

- Do you want to be a in a big clan?
Maybe.

- Do you want to Netgain?
Maybe.

- Do you need to be taught how to netgain?
No.

- Do you prefer a smaller clan that is not involved in all the big clan politics?
Maybe.


Does that help?

Yes.

See title. See title run. Run title, run!

Dibs, we don't want you around, motorcycle or no motorcycle.

It's not just southerners. Most Americans cannot find the United States on a map. I didn't believe that until college American History and a "Free A" locating fluff on a map caused half my classmates to drop.

Incidentally, if you're standing in Texas and you ask who we fought for independence, Mexico is an acceptable answer.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...f-oil-spill_n_635784.html

:'(

I have to confess, I wasn't much of an environmentalist before now. This is awful though. Tar balls found in Texas.

That's home for me. I haven't been able to talk to anyone locally to find out how much oil has actually washed up in Texas. I've stopped believing stuff I hear on the news about the spill.

"There's no oil leaking."

"It's only a thousand gallons a day leaking."

"No more than twenty thousand gallons a day leaking."

"There are no plumes of oil, it's all on the surface."

"The chances of oil washing up in Texas are really low."

"Only five gallons of tar washed up in Texas."


Somehow, I just don't feel that five gallons was all that showed up. Even if it was, it's probably the calm before the storm. I'm dreading when news gets back to me that Port Arthur looks like it does here.

I've got a list of people I'm not voting for when their terms are up and am likely to help with the campaigns for anyone running against them. =/

What work do you ordinarily do?
Technical Support, sometimes refinery work, so already had the 40 hour hazwoper cert

Who hired you?
Audubon Society

Where do you live?
Port Arthur, Texas (you know, that place where we had another oil spill already this year)


@Marshal
I wouldn't have to avoid BP's security thugs if I had a government job.

Holy fluff. It is fluffing terrible out here. Every day when we go out in the boat, it's like going out into... well, war zone doesn't cover it, more like plague zone... except we can see the plague. We've had less and less luck saving animals. Hell, we can't even hear any ambient wildlife on some days.

It doesn't help that we literally have to sneak past the brute squad just to get out there. Seriously.

I've already gone through a full crew on my boat. Everyone is getting sick. I don't know if it's the dispersant or what. It's always the same. I'm starting to feel sick, so I've been given time off to recover.

I hate BP so much right now.

I haven't been able to find time to play this week due to getting 40 hours of hazmat training and 40 hours of slightly more work related training, all crammed into one week.

Prior to reading the forums, I was just going to donate my land to LaE members, but given the cheating scandal and my overwhelming sense of disgust over having my trust abused, I'm just going to give my land to the FFA community at large.

I am sickened by the idea that I've gone to the defense of cheaters and my experiences this set have left a rotten taste in my mouth about the idea of playing on the FFA server any time soon. Consider this my resignation from LaE.

I've sold off the defenses of all of my countries and will be de-tagging them shortly. I wish everyone good luck this set and will try to post some pics when I've rescued a duck or something from the oil.



These are my 15 countries. Enjoy.


UnderworldVampiresDontSparkle (#108)
RiseOfTheLycansSucked (#113)
llaar has manboobs (#116)
Underworld under where (#118)
I made you say underwear (#119)
Kate Beckinsale can bite me (#153)
Can I get a Selene 4 my bedroom (#154)
Vampires less than 3 Lycans (#169)
SOTA Missile Silo No 2 (#170)
Lucian (#202)
Chuck Norris was a better theme (#203)
Lycans are not monkeys (#221)
Overworld Undilution (#222)
Underworld (#223)
I CAN HAS KATE BECKINSALE (#224)

I just got the call about 10 minutes ago. I've been hired on to a job to scrub oil off ducks and dolphins and whatnot and will be gone for 3+ months working 7-12's. Try not to kill the game before I get back.

Yes, once our parents stopped paying people to hang out with us, it was very traumatic.

I knew it!

In retaliation for this, DK is now making all of Rage's war decs, and Rage hereby declares war on LaF. Take that Collab!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have a peek at Collab's contacts page then come back and post again. Pay careful attention to the name just under Hardy

http://hosting.boxcarhosting.net:443/...l/viewPage.php?pageID=108




That's a totally official war declaration.... assuming Collab declares war for SoL these days. Just when I thought you wouldn't be able to make me laugh too.

No, I'm pretty familiar with getting tag killed after annoying another alliance. I was in imag for 5 years.

And yes, you do need to learn about cause-effect relationships. Such knowledge would help in times like this when you're trying to put together an argument you want anyone to take seriously.

No, you just need time to learn what cause-effect relationships are. There are always negative comments about anyone, whether that person wants them or not.

Example:
President Obama, Adored in Europe, hated on Fox News.

That doesn't even make sense.

Seek life elsewhere, troll.

"you're not actually taking the beating with dignity if you're on here whining about it. "


So you're saying we have no reason to be upset about SoL violating their CF agreement? Get real.

"Death Knights got into the war last set on their own accord, not to mention Xelahs posts on this board im not suprised at all that SoL thrashed them, "

Correction: Post. Not "posts"
Everything I've said to/about SoL up to this point has been in good fun. Such as composing SoL's war declaration for them. If you can't smell the fluff on that, you need your nose examined. I've posted ONCE about our war with SoL prior to this. Get your facts straight.





"infact if SoL hadnt done so im sure someone else would have"

Hmmm, besides SoL, clans DK has gotten into disagreements with this set....
1) EVO- wouldn't have fought over it without further provocation
2) SoF- is on the fluff list with most of DK's DPs due to your pact breaking last set and we'd probably have to turn people away.

So we've got us a fairly even fight and us being on the winning side of a gangbang. So, who exactly was going to thrash us besides SoL?




"and I dont seem to recall DKnights etc leaving our restarts alone last set so i dont see why theyd give you that respect in return"

Death Knights offered SoL/NS a CF after you were all tag killed. We saw no point in continuing the fighting. You refused, stop crying about your restarts when the fault is your own.

Blowing it into NO probably wouldn't hurt much... it would probably help with cleanup.

@Pang
Yeah, meanwhile SoL has violated their CF. I just thought AT should be aware of the level of douchebaggery points SoL has accumulated lately.

Score so far this set:
--FSing two alliances that together are half their size
--Pacting everyone else so the two small alliances cannot get any help from anyone
--Violating a CF on an alliance that's been tag killed for 3 days and never stood a chance to begin with
--Not still attacking EVO, so we can infer that the CF violation is deliberate and not the work of noobs that haven't gotten word that hostilities had ended.

Sons of Liberty
Members: 70
TNW: 313.48M
ANW: 4.48M

The Death Knights
Members: 8
TNW: 2.89M
ANW: 0.36M


@Klown
DIAF.

This is just a thought, but would it be possible to have a screen where instead of picking exactly how many jets/troops/tanks we send to attack, we're shown firepower and we pick the attacking strength instead?

I can see how it might be confusing for you guys in SoL that our restarts might be capable of turning this war around and killing you all, seeing how it's been years since you've won a fair fight and all.

I must have been smoking crack when I expected you guys to honor the CF that you made with Rahl. You couldn't grace us with a DoW, why would you stop attacking us 3 days after we're all dead and you said you were done?

I'd just like to offer a toast now:

To the biggest douchebags the game has seen in a long time. *raises his beer*

What Rahl said.

No one raindrop believes it is the cause of a flood.

Yeah, We were totally asleep. That's why SoL pretty much wiped us out before we could organize a CS. Us being awake would have totally prevented the 15 of us from getting killed.

And that's only when it isn't cold outside.

@Archaic

No, penii is not actually the proper plural form of penis.

1) Determining how much support will come from allies:
X = Your defensive units.
Y = Def ally 1 defensive units / 4
Z = Def ally 2 defensive units / 4

If X+Y+Z > 2*X use 2*X below.

Total Max Defense = (X+Y+Z)*1.25*1.4
(ally tech doesn't matter, and I'm ignoring readiness here)


In your case, it would be

( 1,000,000 + 250,000 +250,000 ) * 1.25 * 1.4

or

2,625,000 raw jets needed to break, discarding randomness.





2) Yes, there is a difference. Defensive allies do not help you when somebody attacks with BR.

3) Yeah, pretty much. Just make sure all allied jets / 4 doesn't more than double your firepower as you won't get to use the extras.

Klown needs to set his douchebag level back to 0, it's getting too high.

who has not yet graced us with a declaration of war yet, I've decided to compose one for them.


Dear DK and Evo,
We have a serious case of penis envy. You have such massive shlongs that we feel the need to kill you, thus making our own look not quite so small. Someday we may open those emails promising us larger penii, but in the mean time, we have to settle for bullying small tags and spousal abuse.

Enjoy the FS,
SoL





I think that pretty much covers their motivation.

Yeah qz, there was a gangbang, and then there was a counter gangbang.

DK was actually in the fight before the counter gangbang started and numerically speaking, the original gangbang was still in progress.

It's good to know we still scare them enough to be hit during their FS though.