Hey Servant, you bleeping asshole, where is my thank you? I led every single war chat against TIE. It was MY tactics that won this war.

Hey zigigy, have TIE rebuild their countries and get in touch with me in about a week....we have some unfinished business with NM.

Ravi
NM War Coordinator

It looks like my King Solomon skills are needed. I propose this to both sides....

Kill ONE of the tag jumping countries and it is considered a complete tag kill. Can we agree on that? I don't like to leave things open ended..and quite frankly Warster and sigma are stealing my thunder. This is, and always has been, the Ravi Show. Can we keep it that way?

I thank you in advance

SF, when does the next new set start? and do we still do whatever the hell we want to over there?

sigma, if TIE has not been tag killed then take it up with Servant for spreading lies. I'm just the messenger. For $5 and a ball tickle I'll say anything.

Can I Tag jump? I wanna kill some LCN scum!

and I did it myself

As some of you and all of me knows, I have always hated TIE. Are you serious Ravi? Weren't you a big supporter of TIE merging into LCN to get their fluff together for a few sets?

The answer is NO you imbecillic morons. I hate TIE...always have and always will. I made LCN ally TIE and was the major factor in getting them to merge with us. This was not done out of friendship...it was done to learn their weaknessess and stuffs.
At the beginning of this set I tag jumped to NM just so I could kill TIE...as tag jumping is all the rage in LCN this reset. In fact I will be tag jumping to Rage next.

So I proudly proclaim that TIE has been tag killed. I suppose I should say it was a well fought war by both sides but I won't. I am a straight shooter who tells it like it is. The truth of the matter was that TIE fought a bad war...and so did NM. I, THE GREAT RAVI, won this war all by myself and for myself. I did it for the sex...with LadyGrizz. As you know I am all about the sex.

Anyway I really don't know why the hell I am posting this. I barely even play this game anymore and actually like both alliances who fought. Grizz just messaged me on facebook saying that Servant wanted me to know NM had tagkilled TIE. He was hoping I would make a post. I assume this is because he wanted to see some trash talking and NM is not capable of that.

Let me repeat this...Servant asked LadyGrizz to let me know NM had tagkilled TIE so I would post trash talking on AT. I ask you all...WTF is wrong with that picture???? I am sickened by the whole thing now that I think about it. I'm not some monkey grinder who is here to entertain the likes of you assholes. I think I'll kill you all next set. You make me sick.

Hugs and Kisses
Ravi
President FBI
LadyGrizz's Sex Toy

LCN sucks

You can attack me anytime, Grizz:)

That being said...Go TIE and rid the server of those long time troublemakers NM. They have been a thorn in the side of LCN since 1998.

Ravi
LCN Nobody
LadyGrizz's Sex Toy

Confirmed,

I fully support this war. It's about time we rid this server, and the world, of that great menace from the north...Canada.

As for war spoils I got dibs on LadyGrizz to do with as I please.

Ravi
LCN Impotent Semi-Active Person

Pretty good suggestions. I guess dagga isn't really an imbecile, he just role plays one.

Here is a tissue to dry your tears, Dagga.

You FS'd a netgaining LCN for no reason other than you wanted a "fair" war for "your" alliance.

LCN wanted to netgain. You ruined that so we ruined your war.

I guess you kool-aid drinking imbeciles didn't get the memo last reset as to why you were hit since you played the same game you have played for years yet again this reset.

This is the new reality SOL. The days of round robin pact you out this set war you the next is over. Change your ways or get used to sets like this all the time.

With Love,
Ravi

Goes off to farm some SOL restart.

Thank you for the birthday present.

You guys are much too kind:)

If you really wanna be adventurous then go to the "hood" side of Asbury Park and fight. The cops there are too busy to be bothered.

But a safer option is to just go to a rest stop on the GSP, fight and get the hell out before the State Troopers arrive.

I don't know who you are but I was just down at sleazeside for a day trip today. I live up in Monmouth Co on the Bayshore.

If you want a damn fight just get sober long enough to drive to Seaside Heights and pick a fight with some stupid guinea visiting from NY.

I am the President of FBI. I happened to be away when this transpired as I am a very busy man. But the entire leadership team can make life or death choices when I am away as they are far more competent than I am anyway. So I logged into our site and saw that you had been killed. I did some poking around and got the facts.

Here are my feelings on the subject which I am declaring official FBI policy as it relates to you Mob:

1) Retal'n a Retal was enough to kill you

2) Grabbing several of our tags within a short time period was enough to kill you

3) Saying we should post our tags when we already do it every set is annoying and was enough to kill you

4) Claiming we diffused 140 of your missiles was enough to kill you.

5) Your general stupidity was enough to kill you.

6) Your running of the mouth to LS earns your restart and/or your entire clan getting killed if we want to do it.

I hope we can avoid #6. But if I see any further shenanigans by you or your clan we will be forced to take real action. This server does not need flat beer so let's all play nice.

Thank You,

Ravi
President & CEO
FBI Enterprises Inc.

Gee thanks fake FBI. Now when the real FBI, the one with Zen, myself and the whole Team server team tries to come here some day we will be labeled as cheaters right at the starting gate.

Thanks again fluffin assholes

Ravi
FBI President & CEO
Team Server

If by some chance the deletions were done in error you can still go fluck yourselves. Why didn't you stop this from happening Zen. I was counting on you man. Just for that I expect Trife's country to be missiled on all servers.

Alliance server you are screwed. Maybe PDM would work for you. Imag might be worth looking into as well.

Team server you should look at FBI/WoG they certainly don't stifle individuals and put very little walls around the membership. They are also pretty good at cleaning up whatever problems the free members cause..and they cause a plenty and it's fun. Plus they don't care what strat you run.

If they can grab these so called "better countries" those countries aren't so better. That is all.

I'm not into private messages and really don't like talking about that "other" server. But if you guys plan on playing in an interesting way I'll drop that crap clan LCN in a heartbeat and join up.

grim, that's the beauty of it, nobody really gives orders. The members seem to do stuff on their own and the rest of us are forced to follow. Although sometimes we leave them hanging and laugh our collective asses off. I am the President and I have only ordered one country killed this set. Zen has done a few more things than me. LS more than both of us combined. But most of the stuff comes from the average member.

We don't stifle creativity in FBI. We try to build as few walls for them as possible and are not into the whole single cult of personality thing. That is why every Tom fluff and Harry starts an alliance that is no different than the one they left. They crave power. They want to be a "player", a "cult of personality". In FBI every member are those things.

I feel your pain. I usually do very well here as a techer. This set Imza fluffs country

and you Brink...why aren't you in FBI or WoG you treehugging hippy. We need an old school earther who can make plans, deals and schemes....especially if they are a whole lotta nothing. That makes it more fun. Set something up with the other alliance bosses that has us all hitting alliance "A". Then let it slip to "A" they are getting gangbanged. But there won't actually be one. We need fluff like that here. We need a new angle to keep ratings up. The network has not been pleased lately since viewership, although not decreasing, isn't increasing either.

"Many people--particularly those living in the United States are uncomfortable with their sexuality"

Terror if this is an issue that troubles you FBI will fight a war against those who are uncomfortable with their sexuality. Step forward coward alliances. We already fought a war against racism and will have no problem fighting one for cross dressers or whatever the hell Terror is talking about. Plus he seems to like LS and I mean "like". So therefore he now falls under our protection until they break up. But I am hoping it works out. I have good feelings about this one.

This is a solid plan. At least we have one person who is smarts in FBI/WoG

Mickey, you are a silly little boy

Okay now that that is out of the way let's get down to business. FBI does not know what global is. We do not care what it is. We have no desire to learn about it. Our Corporation, FBI, will concede you would kick our asses in a game we will not even show up at. But even then I bet you barely beat us with us not even having a player over there.

We have all played this game for years, You, me and every other asshole reading this. You wanna punch us in the face do it here. We can take it. We are grown men...with the minds of children.

Yours in Battle,

Ravi
President & CEO
FBI Enterprises Inc.

You only have to listen to him on the boards aliyah and were lucky enough to fall asleep.

I have to listen to him in my alliance and can't just ignore him as that would make me a worse leader than I already am. But since Zen likes him I suppose I have to like him too...or T least work with him.

Ravi
President & CEO
FBI Enterprises Inc.

This is a free game Terror. People can say whatever they want. But I do find the running of the mouth annoying when it isn't myself or my alliance members and allies doing the running. Scratch that, some of my own members annoy me when they run the mouth including myself.

Did you know I only ordered the killing of ONE country this reset and he/she/it didn't even run the mouth.

Silly I am. Wrong I am rarely, if ever.

I actually respect you more than most people on this server Terror. I like you. I would like it if you were in FBI. I will still like you if you weren't.

You talk alot. But that is not the same as running the mouth. You usually talk sense...or at least attempt to. The mouth runners are the crybabies or the fools who threaten when they are holding a pair of twos.

Amusement is what this is all about and this thread is as good as any to get your in game bonuses.

Respectfully Yours,

Ravi
President & CEO
FBI Enterprises Inc.

You are full of paradoxes today Zen. I believe we could have a clause that does allow MKR to self DR on a DH that wasn't on us. However "clauses" is a 1A type thing. I don't like "clauses", "issues" and, unless it is us, "the running of the mouth".

Your clause creates a paradox. We have said we will be enforcers against self DRs for the server. MKR has probably added no self DRs to their official policy. Could we allow them to break their own policy AND ours regarding the self DR?

This gets even trickier. What if MKR has NOT made self DRs part of their policy? Since we have made it ours we would have to war them again next reset to retroactively punish them for not having the policy. Plus we would have to war ourselves as well for breaking our own new policy last reset.

Yey another problem is that MKR claimed the self DR was frowned upon on other servers. Team isn't just another server. So they would need to be punished and so would we for even adopting this policy. We need a real lawyer like Assassin or Alex to find some way to wrangle out of us hitting ourselves for a reason as we have always hit ourselves for no reason.

man my head is gonna explode. My lower head is gonna explode too since japri came back.


archaic, I am flattered. But there is no need to touch me. My imbecilism can be learned just by reading my posts. I've worked hard my whole life to become an imbecile. You and anyone else can achieve the same thru hard work.

I am in agreement Zen. We certainly analhilated thems but learned a valuable lesson that won't soon be forgotten. I too believe we should adopt a no self DR policy.

I also think it shows how much class Zen has by offering to enforce it on ourselves as KL will fail most of his grabs in the future and ask to be DR'd. Zen, would you be interested in enforcing this policy for the entire server as not everyone is able to handle it themselves? We ought to stick up for the small guy. Not everyone is as big in the pants as we are.

Of course I believe we need LS to agree to make this official policy.

Ravi
FBI

Terror, what if the beer they buy has been tainted by a midget stuffed into a condom thus breaking German Beer purity laws or whatever?

The official FBI stance , for now, towards Beer Money is neutral. If they bring a bunch of 1A rules here that affect us we probably won't get along. If they play for fluffs and giggles we will be allies even if we war each other. We like spunky alliances. Some members of FBI just like spunk.

Basically you overacted to DRs on a DH. If we could or would do anything we wanted we could have a 1:kill policy. We could DR every one of our members who breaks on a grab...not like the imbecile KL who failed....which, btw was not sanctioned by leadership. But once you ran the mouth I gave the order he was to be kept in DRs.

We are a big group. Information gets back to us. You know that's the way this game has worked for years. I would not bet my life on info we were fed, well before the DH nonsense, but it was that you were going to hit us this set anyway. So my theory is not something to be tossed out that quickly. You can say that's not the case and maybe you are right. If that was your plan you certainly can't admit it now given the results of the war so far.

I have no beef with you. I will take you at your word. And it is certainly admirable to stand up for something you believe in. But there were probably better ways to get your point across.

FBI does not play this server like it is 1A. We already have a server there with long established understandings. We consider this a wild west server and will play that way. We make no apologies for that as none are needed. But we are not bad people looking to ruin people or run alliances out of here. We are here to have fun and encourage others to do the same. If you are enjoying this war then everyone is happy.

You know why I liked AZKAL even when they were hitting us before joining?

They didn't run the mouth.

grimjoww, Zen is trying to trick you. I mean if you want a high position in the group it's yours. But that is not always a good thing here. You see how the members operate. You want to be the one who has to listen to all the crybabies outside our group for all the good deeds our membership does?

You know, if the entire server became FBI this place would probably run like the admins originally intended. Each 5 person tag would be kicking the snot out of each other.

Maybe the admins can work out a set where the last tag standing is the winner. Each 5 man team HAS to fight another 5 man team and only that team. The winner fights the winner of another 5 on 5 and eventually there will only be 1 king of the mountain left. Maybe have no restarting until the next match. Someone do the math because I think you need an odd number of teams to start so that screws things up and one team has to sit out a round or something.

archaic, I don't see how FBI ran cover for DBD when it was MKR who killed 2 of our members for putting our member into DRs for a failed grab on them.

I propose a different theory. MKR saw FBI was engaged in a war with several other alliances and thought it would be an easy win to hit us. They thought wrong.

kwmi, you have the same opportunities to recruit from 1A as we do. Probably more so since we haven't actually recruited from there.

LS was kind enough to help you recruit from 1A. I believe he is serious with his offer since we don't like excuses.

I'll go even one better. Pick a future mutually agreed upon reset and we will lend you a chunk of our membership

Well I think it proves this server will not allow us to be sane. KL was good people and he ought not have been dieded. I think we have been much too nice. Zen, we can no longer be Mr Nice Guys. No More Mr Nice Guy was a cool Alice Cooper song. It can be our theme song for the day or something.

Actually come to think of it KL is one hell of an annoying fluff. Good Riddance.

consequences is a made up word by pseudo-intellectuals. I refuse to recognize it.

Roulette Wheel of Doom

How come we didn't come up with that? I am ashamed of myself and FBI for not thinking of this. All future wars should be fought using The Wheel. The Wheel has no hate. The Wheel has no fear. The Wheel has no emotion. The Wheel doesn't hold a grudge. The Wheel can't be accused of being a bully. The Wheel can't be accused of being a wimp. The Wheel doesn't care about retal polcies. The Wheel doesn't care about YOU.

I think Zen, as always, is the only one who understands all this and really got to the heart of the matter here:

Putting a midget in a condom

LOLOLOLOLOL

I forgot what all this was about after reading that.

As President of FBI I declare that our next job is to find a midget and stuff him into a condom. Out of respect for Terror that midget in a condom is NOT to be put in a German beer as we should not violate their beer purity laws. Instead I propose we put Mr Condom Midget into a keg of some crap piss beer like Budweiser.

Ravi
FBI

Isn't it our goal to eventually let everyone have complete access to our site whether they are friend or foe? That would be cool.

"subservience","conditional"

You really don't understand FBI. We are a combination of many alliances from this server who banded into FBI. I am not even an original FBIer yet I am president. The person actually doing most of the leadership work and decisions this reset is not even an FBIer. Our lowest ranked newest member probably has more say in our dealings than the 2nd in charge in another big alliance.

So stop this submission nonsense. Two alliances have different policies. They are probably going to war. FBI is not changing our policy and I assume you aren't changing yours so we fight. THAT IS GREAT. Everyone has fun.

Terror, I'm not taking any road with you, high or low. I have no conditions on my offer. I'm not a complicated person. In fact I'm quite the simpleton. Your country was killed for the mouth running. That was the only option...stop running the mouth. I could have cared less if you kept retal'n that country to your hearts delight. I assume your clan has no policy regarding the running of the mouth or our country you said threatened you would have been dead. But we do have a stated policy about the mouth so you are dead.

We can be friends, fight or just play on different sides of the pool and avoid each other. It really doesn't matter. I don't want you kissing my ass. I'm not into that. I've been known to do things to a woman's ass with my mouth but that's personal. I don't kiss and tell.

Let me explain it the best I can. Either listen or take notes with a crayon on a circle of paper if that will help. Our country threatens you with messages on top of the grabs. You kill it and proceed to kill the rest of us showing our leadership the offending message or even post it here for everyones amusement. We probably beat you in the war. But you gain respect from the entire server including us. Next reset we would put you on DNH whether you are weak or not because you have a set of balls. In fact we would probably jump anyone who hit you whether you wanted it or not because that's how we operate. That's much better than sending messages saying you choose death. This isn't the friggin alamo. Instead of all that talk you should have been saving turns.

We war almost all the time whether we win or lose. We enjoy it. Some people like us, some people hate us. But it's all good because we are the highest rated show on television here. We don't claim to be the good guys. But we aren't the bad guys either. At least we are up front with what we are about. Half the other fluffheads on this server can't claim that and are no better than we are.

Terror, your ingame messages were posted on our forum so everything I said regarding what you said is true. That is why you were killed. It was the mouth, not the grabs. I also stuck out my hand in friendship. That offer still stands.

Pirate, go find a long rusty pole, give it a lap dance and allow full insertion. Obviously you aren't the type of person who takes things cross server ONLY when you aren't affected. Good for you. You are a model citizen in the earth empire community. But god forbid somebody does something to you then you must be justified to take it cross server.

You are the Righteous Hero of this Game. I say go for it!

Since FBI/WoG are made up of members from many 1A alliances, LCN included and proudly so, perhaps we will do an FBI set in 1A one day for fluffs and giggles and be 3/4 of that server. Oh the horror. Everyones fun will be ruined. We are evil. Everyone else past present and future are just so devine...except Zen, he is so dreamy...at least that's what the ladies say.

The Yankees are a baseball team. Of course they can't beat Canada at curling. I don't think they would even score a single goal in hockey either so you are giving the Yanks too much credit. I just don't see Derek Jeter or Nick Swisher on ice skates.

See this is why you people always screw up with running the mouth. You had an ace in the hole, a free legit retal. You were getting free land whether we bothered to put him in DRs or not. You lost no land but were gonna gain land no matter what.

But it always comes down to the mouth. You ran it and Lord Slayer exercised his right to make a power move. Under FBI rules that means if the rest of the leadership team feels like I am not handling something to our best interests they can take over on that issue.

So now Huey is screwed and if LS means what he says there will be no specialty attacks allowed by anyone else on Huey. I'd check with LS if a retal falls under specialty or not.

You had your retal when i was running this. Now I don't even know what you get. Way to go motormouth.

ah good point Detmer. I didn't see a problem because the hit by us was a DH. I now see kwmi had a raging boner because he saw free land and then lost the boner when he saw the GS's.

I don't know why they just don't take the retal. They come out ahead no matter what.

kwmi, when one of my people does a grab and breaks and then has GS's done on him come see us as that would be a legit gripe.

BTW FBIers I expect Huey to be kept in DR's thru GS's until the retal period expires as this whole thing was a waste of my time reading.

Might I suggest that if you want to netgain you hook your tag up with DBD for a set or two. If you want to stop other alliances from seeing you as farmland you are free to hook up with DBD or certainly FBI.

I may seem like a prick but I am actually a very nice guy and those might be good options to consider until you can straighten out your clans retal problem.

"was not profitable for those who then killed my country."

Another incorrect assumption on your part. FBI has never netgained. If we find a tree hugger in our midst they get missiled by us. I would say those who killed you were quite happy doing so. I am angry that by the time I was going to hit you you had just been killed.

Your messages to us is what got you killed. You literally told us to tag kill your clan. I repeat you told us to tag kill your clan. You then did an attack and said you have chosen death...for your own clan. I will repeat it again...YOU said you have chosen death for your clan.

All you had to do was keep doing your retals and not run the mouth with that other nonsense and you would probably be up a lot of land right now and I would be LMFAO at my member who lost land to you.

Well since we have no beef with your clan we killed just you....for running the mouth. Our policy towards the running of the mouth has been posted and known for some time yet people still choose to ignore it.

FBI has a long history of attacking our own. The case you show is actually rather mild as we would usually grab or missile each other for fluffs and giggles.

Unacceptable? To who? I am fine with it.

Negotiate? I see nothing to negotiate here but since we are a friendly bunch YOU can track down Lord Slayer or Zen. They will not be looking for you unless they are in the mood.

Hamster Huey has been a pain in our ass this round. I will deal with him internally and he will not like it. I consider this an FBI issue and it will be dealt with.

Zen, will you please discourage this as our secret plan is not yet complete. As you know former FBIers are spread out in almost every alliance with the eventual goal of having others see the light so a large mighty FBI would rise again on this server. Heck you converted me. I'd dump that fluffhole LCN in a second to be in a new real FBI and so would most LCNers. I'm sure many others in various alliances will do the same.

I beg you Zen. I beg you from my position as the current President of FBI not to let this happen until we are ready. We cannot have a premature ejaculation here.

That's too much to read so I'll just grab & retal as I see fit.

sb, LS and I, as well as Zen, are in constant communication regarding the issues of the day. We spend hrs discussing each problem that comes up. There is not a more active and dedicated leadership team in this game.