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Jul 2nd 2021, 3:24:58

Buggy is getting mad again, relax bud its just a game. A dying game at that....

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Jun 30th 2021, 3:03:22

Originally posted by NitelL:
After my glorious destock screwup (and give up) and blowing PM on monarchy instead of theo, I'm going farmer again.
next time let me farm you :)

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Jun 30th 2021, 2:56:54

Originally posted by BlueCow:
1) If you are talking about prime reinstating macdaddy. I have no idea of those details, but I do know that prime does not look players up on servers that he plays on as that would go against the mods. Not modding servers you play on. That topic though is between you and him and is probably why you keep catching forum bans on your little witch hunts.

2) Macdaddy messaged UJ ingame and asked to join UJ clan. From my understanding he did not reveal who he was so we had no way of knowing who he was. Unlike you we dont need mods/devs looking up players for us. CC had a method and we stole perfected it.

3) You want to claim that imp plays with cheaters while you yourself plays with a guy who is deleted and warned multiple times on different servers, ratski, and play with a guy who lost his dev status not once, but twice, bug.

4) I was told that my first purple for using the control panel to wall should not have resulted in a ban as it is a feature, but yes I took advantage of it and owned up to it. Unlike some.

5) So I used an alt account, but never ran multies. I was trying to bypass the broken score system that results in countries getting players identified and targeted.

6) Willie Mays dies at the end. It might have taken a bit, but in the end he dies. I kinda like your analogy now.


aye if they get donny and/or zack we should be able to nurture our own suicider.


Edited By: Kahuna on Jun 30th 2021, 10:51:40

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Jun 30th 2021, 2:48:29

guys stop writting 5 paragraph essays.
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by m0bzta:
sorry old buddy


Not your fault you have piss poor leadership with no kahunas. Its kinda what you expect when you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for members.

....umm thanks? Yes, IMP does have a solid squad.


Originally posted by smegma:
Me loves our Kahuna

aww thanks buddy
*pets smegma, feeds smegma sugar cube*

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Jun 25th 2021, 3:48:50

congrats to the winner/s *starts clapping*

Originally posted by Bug:
if you have to ask that, then you must be new around here..


yes everyone knows buggy

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Jun 24th 2021, 9:53:00

omg is everyone teching again? the market is crap already.

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Jun 24th 2021, 9:49:08

Originally posted by ironxxx:
This game is on a nose dive into the abyss

I would suspect the retention slope is a large negative number and only absolutely increasing

But what do you expect from the non graphical version of Farmville where blatant homophobia is allowed as long as you're either gay or a disgraced member of the development team


Iron whats bothering you now?

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Jun 23rd 2021, 3:54:08

n bugs ma behch

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Jun 23rd 2021, 3:53:51

Originally posted by smegma:
No deportations under Biden not even for MS-13 members.

In fact anyone coming in can now have free medical care, education, and social security.



Murica!

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Jun 23rd 2021, 3:47:56

Iron...shame on you.



K4F, warfare tech or just my country name. lol which I can see you found. I wasnt going to suicide with one country eh.

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Jun 23rd 2021, 3:45:05

Originally posted by BlueCow:
Originally posted by ironxxx:
Always the bridesmaid eh buggie

Never the bride

How you gonna smash that nw record carrying def all set? Cheat some more? Homophobia begrets exponentially more homophobia


Man. You need to lay off.






















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Everyone knows that since losing his dev status he hasnt cheated again.


Idk what the heck Bug is talking about. He prolly has footage of me trimming my sack...


























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Jun 22nd 2021, 11:51:40

imp.ghqnet.com come home chica.

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Jun 21st 2021, 14:33:55

lol ya right behch.

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Jun 20th 2021, 23:33:59

Bug is just mad cause hes old.

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Jun 20th 2021, 21:42:27

Too many nerds ^^^

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Jun 20th 2021, 21:39:20

Originally posted by Bug:
That's because you like to groom young children.

Why haven't USBP picked you up and sent you to some desert hot box yet?


Australia is getting its crops eaten by millions of rats, and I think Bug is getting mad.

He keeps talking about grooming children but hes wrong because I live with nothing but old men.

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Jun 20th 2021, 10:50:05

Hes ma behch. n he gets mad that I call him that. lol

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Jun 19th 2021, 10:19:22

really? Cause it seemed like I got 10 turns in like 2 minutes.

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Jun 19th 2021, 6:59:01

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Sign up for strat here so we dont all pick the same please:

https://xoyondo.com/ap/DRtFmOmhGcL1pQH


+1
Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:
cashers?


Son!


Also, does anyone know the return rate of turns stored to turns available?

Edited By: Kahuna on Jun 19th 2021, 10:17:50

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Jun 19th 2021, 6:53:41

you mean you paid me two packs of smokes.

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Jun 19th 2021, 1:36:46

Deee wya behch?

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Jun 18th 2021, 18:59:57

Originally posted by BrutalRetaliator:
I'm back
beri niiize

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Jun 18th 2021, 18:57:57

Originally posted by Bug:
Child Protective Services (CPS) <-- idiot..

why would I eat mice when you've been shoving them up your ass the whole time?

Go suck on a railroad spike.


(CPS) Chicago Public Services, Chicago Public Schools n a whole lotta fluff that I dont wanna google.
You dont even makes sense now buggy, but ok I have 0 kids. CPS aint fluff. Go feed your mice your crops behch.

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Jun 18th 2021, 5:31:27

^right lol

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Jun 17th 2021, 18:53:40

Originally posted by raz:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Maybe they have kids and summer? Seems to be the excuse I was hearing.


Do you have kids? I do…

This game is a hobby for me don’t mistake that.


lmao!!! you have no life.. lol

CAH-CAW G!!!

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Jun 17th 2021, 18:48:51

Originally posted by raz:
You got kicked from Mercs? Habbahahahah


twice lol

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Jun 17th 2021, 18:47:17

Originally posted by raz:
Originally posted by Prime:
Raz has always been a middle-tier player on his best day. Go ahead and offer him an even shot at this duel you're proposing and just make it 2 vs 1 lol



I missed this…lol

Smh Raz



Raz and Weezy jumped me and I still string killed Raz n some of WZ n K4Fs biggies n Whooze-ass-boa! Good wahr.

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Jun 17th 2021, 1:54:39

Originally posted by Kahuna:
Originally posted by smegma:
I am scared of spiders.
who tf is killian?
Derrick I just realized you trained everyone to ignore your comments by making long ass comments. Thats why no one understands your sarcasm 😅.

but I ll be back next set my little ones.

Originally posted by Kahuna:
Its either that Derrick or everyone is too fkd up, bored, or tired to interpret sarcasm.

Also Buggy is ma behch, Iggy gonna give it up to Kahuna eventually watch Kahuna flex.


see I figured it out Derrick


n bugs ma behch

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Jun 17th 2021, 1:51:25

Originally posted by Bug:
Kahuna: don't you have some 12yr olds to groom?

Or are you sick of CPS busting in your door and taking all your fluff?
who tf is CPS? 12 years olds? Is that about an olde aussie folk tale? behch go eat mice behch.

Kahuna Game profile

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Jun 17th 2021, 1:48:55

K4F wants me to make him ma behch again. He misses me in mercs. I knos you do too Demon.

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Jun 17th 2021, 1:45:56

Originally posted by smegma:
I am scared of spiders.
who tf is killian?
Derrick I just realized you trained everyone to ignore you comments by making long ass comments. Thats why no one understands your sarcasm 😅.

but I ll be back next set my little ones.

Originally posted by Kahuna:
Its either that Derrick or everyone is too fkd up, bored, or tired to interpret sarcasm.

Also Buggy is ma behch, Iggy gonna give it up to Kahuna eventually watch Kahuna flex.


see I figured it out Derrick

Edited By: Kahuna on Jun 17th 2021, 1:54:05

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Jun 17th 2021, 1:41:36

Iron joto loco

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Jun 16th 2021, 0:40:28

Summer and too lazy to build countries.

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Jun 15th 2021, 4:14:17

Originally posted by Crippler ICD:
Originally posted by Kahuna:
Originally posted by Crippler ICD:
Originally posted by Kahuna:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Or me vs you. If you are playing this set.


N then me vs. Cripppler


Crippler is to lazy to care about your candy ass, idk why you have a hardon for me (beside me being so sexy) but it's getting kinda old :P


Are you of the Canadians? Ya am lazy to care about you guys as well.


except that one time you fluffed ashe, then the next set we war gained instead of netted thinking you'd repeat - a set I ran < 40k turns idling lol


AYE!!! Am not that kinda of guy crippler (am not like IMP), dont make a suicider out of me. I ll play just to hit you guys if you do. Be warned! Kahuna always makes a mean ass war string. But ya we war gained because you kept farming Kahuna during war. I heard a lot of good stuff about ashe though over the years.

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Jun 15th 2021, 4:02:36

Originally posted by Kill4Free:
Way too many quotes, Kahuna is sorta the Jester of FFA. We need to have him, otherwise things get boring.


Ya right K4F is like NBKs toughest guy that started to get his arse beat by Kahuna, so hence my behch boi. This aint Toronto, aye Demon let me in mercs chat at least I wanna talk to coalie n penguin. Tell em I miss talking to em someone plz.(talking fluff to my indo-malays, lol) Kahuna is the slayer.

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Jun 15th 2021, 3:51:56

Its either that Derrick or everyone is too fkd up, bored, or tired to interpret sarcasm.

Also Buggy is ma behch, Iggy gonna give it up to Kahuna eventually watch Kahuna flex.

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Jun 14th 2021, 20:03:45

Na bud I didnt even start a whole string this set. Soo many turns lost out on.

Also K4F said he loved me soo 50 points for IMP.
Originally posted by Kill4Free:
Love you Kahuna, in a non gay way!


Thats code for making k4f my behch at one point.

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Jun 12th 2021, 21:53:58

Originally posted by ironxxx:
For the record some of kahunas land will also belong to me

Na princess I dont want your frozen tundra.
K4F just wants me to say that amma take all his land. Ehh I dont even feel like playing this set thoughh.

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Jun 12th 2021, 21:49:40

Originally posted by Crippler ICD:
Originally posted by Kahuna:
Originally posted by BlueCow:
Or me vs you. If you are playing this set.


N then me vs. Cripppler


Crippler is to lazy to care about your candy ass, idk why you have a hardon for me (beside me being so sexy) but it's getting kinda old :P


Are you of the Canadians? Ya am lazy to care about you guys as well.

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Jun 11th 2021, 14:41:53

Thats all he can say. NBK isnt your friends they're bunch of low life scum from Canada that only come out of the ground every 17 years to fk up peoples trees. Some americans, maybe some aussies, but they are not people.

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Jun 10th 2021, 17:17:55

Originally posted by Kill4Free:
Ah raz, if you were a fish, you would be caught on the very first cast.


Ummm +1 *hive fives K4F*

Ya Raz there is no competition if hawk isn't netting.

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Jun 10th 2021, 17:11:50

Originally posted by tmas:
I wasnt the untagged lol gj to whoever it was
Lol wtf?

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Jun 10th 2021, 17:10:01

Originally posted by BlueCow:
Or me vs you. If you are playing this set.


N then me vs. Cripppler

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Jun 10th 2021, 1:28:46

Originally posted by raz:
Originally posted by jagernacht:
So I take it NBK doesn’t get along with IMP nowadays? 😂


they been running and hiding from NBK for 12-18 months - smh


Raz is the one that got string killed in war idk why hes even talking.

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Jun 10th 2021, 1:27:53

You know Kahuna is awsome.