Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

You guys are breaking my balls...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d81_1366853584

In Soviet Russia the Rebels win the war.

The south shall rise again!

Now it would be irony if someone would go and die of water poisoning because they announched water to be safe.

Definately worth time if you plan to work in network engineering. At least where I work it is valued. I've taken CCNA and CCNP but I haven't taken the certification exams.

All I know is that Battlefield Vietnam had awesome soundtrack.

LIES! I drink 1½ litres every day and look at the healty body of m...

Oh crap!

Now I'm depressed.

War? Is that thing still on? Aww well. I'm gonna go declare my own war with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget about the war!

Is this the Skinhead song from Romper Stoper or am I high again?

If I have to kill in the name of something... It has to be poontang!

I vote Pepsi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOFkFHKVzyg

I have also had a ant problem in my appartment. Damn small black little fluffers.

Last year I got rid of them with ant poison. Efective until you vacuum the area.

This year I first tried salt... No work
Then I tried cinnamon well that worked... until I again cleaned the appartment.

So next step was to put one of them cola cans on the place where the ants come in. Aint seen no ants inside since.

They prolly at their nest surfing some internet forum and thinking the smartest fluffing ants in the world, while gaining diabeetus from all that sugar. The Queen is watching Oprah on the sofa and popping out babies like the white trash she became. Only thing she ever commans is yo you them worker ants go search for some mc donalds stuff. Dropping a little tear from her eye every time dr. Phill tells someone she can still change.


fluff ants!

Zen why don't you try recruiting me to LCN. You know I like it when it itches after... maybe little burning feeling.

I dunno... I stopped playing D3 when Max Payne came out. But now it kinda sparked again. Tho I noticed yesterday that the new extended ending is avalable on Mass Effect 3. Thinking wether I should invest time on playing the trilogy from start.

Anyways Diablo is fun as arcade.

Shoot em all and let god sort them out

Zen, for a married old man your sure move fast.

I have had some disconnect problems and lag. Which is kinda stupid since I want to play the story and all the areas single player first. I don't wanna complain too much since the game it self has been awesome so far.

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Hypnotoad!

There is a fix for that in Diablo 3 site. If not applied you have to redownload whole thing.

Sad thing is that my preorder did not arrive.

Oh I had a lot to say, was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know, I cant take it back. I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby, the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry

This time I think, I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know, I cant take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby, the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry

Every single day, I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried It's never too late to make it right Oh yeah

Sorry I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know, I cant take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby, the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry

I'd rather seek employer who is willing to invest worker sponsoring him to complete certifications as he works. Tho lately I've been so tired of IT work I might think changing career to showeling fluff.

All new recruits get to bend over and take one for the team!

No necromancer ;(

I got email today that my pre-order D3 had been shipped. I hope it's atleast half as good as D2 was.

Well then... who will be Finland?

Who can fight in freezing hell against enemy multiple times larger and better equipped? Who can handle Winter War and has members equal to the sniper white death?

IMHO A good portfolio of skills is better than certificates. Unless you are applying something specific. And you can build a good portfolio as an hobby.

Yeah... Matlock is on at 18:00

I sure hope bch is up before Matlock is on.

Stand up, damned of the Earth
Stand up, prisoners of starvation
Reason thunders in its volcano
This is the eruption of the end
Of the past let us make a clean slate
Enslaved masses, stand up, stand up
The world is about to change its foundation
We are nothing, let us be all
|: This is the final struggle
Let us group together, and tomorrow
The Internationale
Will be the human race :|

There are no supreme saviours
Neither God, nor Caesar, nor tribune.
Producers, let us save ourselves
Decree the common salvation
So that the thief expires,
So that the spirit be pulled from its prison,
Let us fan the forge ourselves
Strike the iron while it is hot
|: This is the final struggle
Let us group together, and tomorrow
The Internationale
Will be the human race :|

The State oppresses and the law cheats
Tax bleeds the unfortunate
No duty is imposed on the rich
The rights of the poor is an empty phrase
Enough languishing in custody
Equality wants other laws:
No rights without duties, she says,
Equally, no duties without rights
|: This is the final struggle
Let us group together, and tomorrow
The Internationale
Will be the human race :|

Here a man was sentenced to jail after stabbing non lethally a burglar. Two men forced in to jailed mans house in the middle of the night. The man woke up and went to see about the noises. When he encountered the burglars he was attacked and spraied with peper in eyes so he couldn't see. He then got in his hands something and stabbed the other burglar.

Court ruled the man to be sentenced to prison because he should have noticed as a blind that the attacking person was not armed. (well he was armed with pepper spray but that doesn't count.)

The burglars got fined for few hundreds of euros. Far less what the owner of the house have to pay in damages.

This is really sickening. I hope the judge gets same treatment someday.

Only thing I'm going to read are commandos comics in the toilet.

damn

What the hell?

May day is about us normal working people getting a paid day off from work, and because of that drinking alcohol until all the misery from world is gone. A day when you don't have to put your alcohol to paper bag because streets are filled with jolly drunken people. You put on your old Student cap that still smells vomit form last year, when the tramp you laid in the romantic spring night shining in to the gutter, vomited in it the 5 litres of cheap champagne she consumed that evening. Party goes on for the night before and in to the day until the next morning when you have to somehow magically get to the work place. Three weeks after the engineering students that started to celebrate May day the week before start to appear for all the places a man can pass out, ready to take the challenge of working trough the summer.

Occupy the bars!

Look daddy my country is on the news.... giggles like a little girl.

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

If you live like that... It's better to change gears with your arse. That atleast leaves investicators something to laught about.

Hi, I am a very serious person, and I've come here to talk about the gravity of actions of our fellow players. Who in their inconsiderate ways are ruining the experience of fellow friend players on this particular server. Because they lack the vision of how things in general manner should be done, this riffraff are causing upset of unmeasurable proportions. How can we stop them in this crime of polluting the spirit of this magnificent game? I put forward that we issue a protest of most severe kind. And we shall meet again in the battlefield as proper gentlement. If the terms are not met, the penalty must be most grievous. We shall question their amout of horizontal wrestling and call them in names of most ghastly. I hope things don't come to this harsh. If for some unimaginable reason the shall not stop, we will leave this server for ever. After all all we have is our country and it's not like this server would magically reset every now and then. Cheer up up boys and tally ho!

TheTurth might be on to something... We need to check if TSO member with kids have children that can walk on water or make water in to wine. There is business on virgin births!

Boozing my friends... the mind is willing but the tool is saying not today mate.

/me gathers all the people involved in this post to the living room where we have tea while I Ercule Puarot I will finally unmask the cheater with my little gray cells.

For all of you have a motive to cheat.

No no no. A letter received today from Scotland Yard contained the expert forensic evidence confirming my suspicions. There was only the premeditated planned strike! A device built and operated by you, Boltar! Player and a leader! How depraved! God, how evil does a man have to be to cause the slaughter of so many innocent people? For the concealment of a single cheat? If God should withhold his mercy from anyone on earth, Monsieur, it surely will be you.

Then we come to you Monsieur Elvesrus

No. But his real name is Zen; WHY? More than any Zen, you hated Ivan. For in her happy marriage to Flamey, she had excluded you; your first love; your little sister had surrendered herself to another man. But you had already made your own arrangements to deal with her, for you had drawn under your spell a parlour maid, who was young, Irish, and in the service of your sister. Her name? Galleri. You had seduced her. Had deliberately impregnated her. And had had the baby disposed of.

You wanted to crush the very soul of this simple Catholic girl. To make her so terrified by the state of her own life that she would deliver it to you. Maintained by morphine, ruled by terror; Galleri would do whatever you told her to do. Why? WHY? Because you, Monsieur, offered her salvation if she did. And... the fires of hell if she did not.

Chin to the chest and towards to new failures!

We hasn't been any decent wars...

Funny that slogan Make Jobs not War... War has boosted economy trough out the history. For example the Great Depression that ended to WW II.

Ride into this world, all alone.
God takes your soul, you're on your own.
The crow flies straight, a perfect line,
on the devil's bed, until you die.
Gotta' look this life in the eye.

Time to warm up the precision guided whoop ass.

Rule 34