Prime,

I don’t want to be cruel there partner, but…. Keep up with the game.

You’re next in line Skeez. Which means it will probably be you cuz we all know The Spider Knuckle Monk is gonna high tail it up the nearest tree.


Side note to all you Savages:

It would be pretty cool to have a Gladiator server where all of our Clans could put forth their best fighters.

1 to 1
2 to 2
3 to 3

Or something like that.



Honorable Slagpit,

Can’t you twist up some code?

Dude,

Your problem is obvious. Head lodged firmly in colon.

Josey don’t cheat son. Never has. Never will.

Josey’s trying to work. But he can’t because you are being protected.

You’d never be able to go One On One/ Mano à Mano with me. Never. You’d have to get all your boyfriends together.

I called you out in one of these threads earlier in the month.

You tucked tail and ran. Ran like a Spider Monkey up a tree.

So here it is again:

you and Me. For the Title. Next set. One On One.

All your buddies are watching.

What is Spider Monkey going to do?

Trying to work here…. But not allowed to go to work.

Trying to work on a scag that is on death’s doorstep but he’s being protected.



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Your generals will not attack such a large opponent!
Military Status: Awaiting your orders

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No room for small countries under the current parameters.

Slagpit,

Is this thread being censored?

Where is Coalie’s message from yesterday describing and detailing how he and his entire clan are going to cheat just in order to kill us?

It was there, plain as day, in clear English, for you and everyone else to read. Now it looks like it’s gone.

It is their INTENTION to cheat.

In other words, they are INTENDING to cheat.

In more words, the are going to employ dirty tactics outside of this game, and bring them into this game in order to kill us.

In additional words, they are using cheater tools that are not available to anyone else in the game in order to cheat and dominate.

Are you letting this happen?

Let’s see…. They just told us yesterday that they are in the process of making scripts and bots to track our gameplay time and then do automated kill runs on us.

What’s the difference between that and running a Troll Farm of Multis?

I’m all for a fair fight but this is ridiculous.

If you are going cheat, then admit to it, then tell the entire community that you are gearing up to be an egregious group of cheaters using cheater tools (unavailable to honest players) in the coming set, then you should be BANISHED from the game.

Maybe they get those high scores because they’ve been cheating all this time.

This game has its fair share of rotten, cheating, apples who can cheat away with no consequences.

Could you please clarify whether or not I am allowed to employ all development means available to me, outside of the current suite of tools in this game in order to win?

Because if that’s the case…. Get ready.

I’m still getting this message:


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Your generals will not attack such a large opponent!
Military Status: Awaiting your orders
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Why?


Here are the orders:

SS so I can capture some land in this War Game.

If I have enough power, I win.
If I don’t, I lose.

Slagpit,

Yes. Please remove the humanitarian blocks so that we can hunt, kill, roast, and eat high NW Terrorist countries.

Oh, right. By all means. Change the rules on demand to suit the cry babies.

We were after one country. That was it.

You brought War upon yourselves. This is a War game.

You want to save your next set? Let us know if you want to come to the table. We’ll expect 100% groveling from all the Terrorist that ruined our netting set.

And Tribute.

And Superfly’s country reduced to ashes before the end of the set, by both Merca & Evo.

Otherwise it’s Total War à la Sun Tzu and Machiavelli both rolled into one.

I told you: None of you will net in peace ever again.

That is, unless you Submit, Bend The Knee, and Kiss The Ring.

As well as supplication from the riff-raff, mealy-mouthed, hillbilly, inbred leadership of mercs, sol, & sof…. worthless protoplasm.

Choose your penance wisely.

I love the fact that this is a War Game.

Your Future Emperor.

Josey Wales

Wholesale pablum.

None.

Big picks on small.

Small might have a fighting chance if big didn’t have a tractor trailor load of bots ready to be unleashed.

Small might have a fighting chance if it were a level playing field but if you are going to allow all sorts of outside tools, a small clan will probably never get off the ground unless it grovels.

If you don’t grovel, you’re targeted.

Make the game fair. Remove all outside tools and let the chips fall where they may. Otherwise the Server will become more and more inbred… Deliverance Empires.

Otherwise this game is Top Notch.

“Mar 27th 2024, 2:16:25
This is my first set back in about a decade.
Playing as a "Independent" mostly because non of my old clans are still around, and nobody recruits anymore.

I have forgotten how to play.

I set up as a suicide retallier, because I know I can compete against the "big" clans, so I need to get my kicks somehow.

I am very disappointed that I have not even been land grabbed yet.

Maybe next set I will look for a clan,”

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I like the cut of your jib SakitSaPuwit. You are more than welcome to come on a killing spree with us. Going to be Epic. The only rule is… is that there are NO RULES! These Termites are going to howl for mercy.

The duck, I sez.

Dooosh Bags,

Enough of you dimwits bullying my clan mate.

This is a war thread where we are talking about us dissecting Evo and selling the body parts and then ripping superfly’s wings off.

Let’s get back on point.

Josey Wales

Ah… where the hell is Doug anyway?

***You’re

Oooooooo….. reeeallly… I did? I mean, I’m not calling you a liar or anything BH, because it is a possibility, but it is HIGHLY unlikely. Unless you were untagged and even then it would have been no more than a gentle double tap or two for some land. I don’t fit the profile of a Sadist/Sociopath like superdook and his gangbanger stunted girlfriends. That said my friend, I would have welcomed an honorable duel but I see that the prospect of killing me has made your eyes roll back in your head like a slot machine. Your probably hoping you get the kill shot on Josey.

Chill out. I’m just trying to get a head count of how many psychos are going to come out of the woodwork to try and knife us from behind.

Truth be told… you all love it. Admit it. The drama of it all. Freighter Class Drama Queens.

This game was collecting cobwebs and we’ve thrown a stick of dynamite in the center of all you snoozers.

The best course of action I think, is for Evo to just sit next set out all together.

You too Blacky?



Poll Question:

Who wants us Dead?

I will give credit where credit is due:

Commander1972 was a great fighter.


You on the other hand…. Well, you just love it when I talk dirty to you and twist your brains into mush.

Remember last set when you went nuts and nearly swallowed your own tongue? That was something. Totally bezerk. Hadn’t seen anything like it in the 50 years I’ve been playing this game. Then you threatened to walk right through the door to get me… wasn’t going to matter what clan I would have been in. Your country should have been set on fire right then. But somehow, you convinced the server that we were the aggressors which doesn’t say too much for the collective iQ. Then you attacked us and we put you through a 3 second food processor. Then you couldn’t take it and cried to your girlfriends. Epic floor show. So then, the only way for you to save face was to gang up on us. 30 against 6. Without your girlfriends you don’t really amount to much.

Now go find some dishes to do and let me have my Scotch and Cuban in peace.

Clearly you can’t recognize a good match when you see one. You’re like the invisible fly that never was.

Anyway, why are you putting my good friends over at Evo through so much trauma? They have you to thank for the current state of affairs. They’re on edge I can tell. My sources inside the clan report low moral and that the entire clan could break up with some peeps rekindling Elders and some stitching LaF back together. All for you Damien. We would of course accept any Evo refugees and give them full citizenship. How are you supposed hit top scores when you gots to buy defense?

On express….You want to rock and roll over there son? You and me. Mano á Mano.

Do you think you have the fly juice?

What’s your #?

LMMotherEfffingAO!

You basement hybrid nerds-trolls are most certainly the touchiest of touch holes!

All I said was that we’ll be talking fondly about the good ole’ days of netting and you guys blow your gaskets one after another! Pop…pop pop…. Pop pop pop!

The psychosis does raise a few good topics though.

So, Moderators…. See. Coals has promised to scalp us with all their Bots. Says they’ve loaded their bots and the are going to scalp us with them.

Seems a little unfair. We don’t have any bots. Where in the parameters of the game can we get some bots to make a fair fight?

Where is the Bot button on the menu?

Isn’t this what Blackhole was talking about? What about a new player that decides to play. Then attacks one of the evoberries for some land and then gets bullied by an army of bots.

Formal request- Can you please Ban all use of bots so that the game is fair?

Or can you please suspend all use of bots to make the game fair?


Can you also initiate the new GDI concept?

Also, pay no attention to superdook. I just demolished him over on express and left him in a pool of his own spittle, so understandably, he’s all jammed up and has a long face.

But to further comment-

In regard to multis:

Moderators…. Am I correct in assuming that now we can run multis? What’s the difference between an army of bots and an army of multis?

Like Cath said. No problem. We can keep this up for a long time. Years. Should be good fun!

Really looking forward to next set.

We’ll all be reminiscing… remember those good ole’ netting days…

Just eliminate all the outside tools then let the game work. Why go to all the trouble of everything you just described above? It will eventually turn in a game where you can only attack someone on your grandmother’s birth day on a new moon during a leap year while Haley’s Comet is passing by.

The game is fine. Leave it alone. Just remove all the exterior tools.

Imagine. You’re a new player. Game looks pretty cool so you give it a go. You’re suicided by your friendly neighbor psychofly while you’re trying to get a handle on the game, but you’re like… ok, I can fight back. So you fight back. Then 30 seconds later your country is destroyed because all the basement nerds got pings on their phones.

How long do you think that guys is going to stick around for? And why? To be destroyed constantly.

If this game had 100 clans and 3,000 there might be an argument for the outside tools but at the moment, other than maybe a clan website or a place to make communication a little easier, ban the outside tools.

Leave the rest of the game alone.

I agree with the Blackest Of Holes 100%.

100% Spot On. Burn every cheating outside tool except eestats.

Lethal.

Doug,

You will be missed my friend. Get better soon and looking forward to your return,,,,Sending prayers.

You always kept the Peace.

Yeah…. That’s the low information narrative. A+

Bennies are good.

You make a great point.

You’re like my Evil twin… like Captain Kirk in that Star Trek episode- “The Enemy Within.”

Delicious.

The only thing is, these termites know my style, pitch, and written cadence. Impossible to replicate. If you keep your illiterate sentences short you might pass for a little bit.

Please continue.

Ahhhhhahahahaha! LMAO.

Ohhhhhhhh Mods……Yodel AY Heee Whoo!

As you can see, some real crafty genius is impersonating the one and only.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Dirty pool players.

I’ve poured myself a scotch.

Now then. To get back on topic-

Here’s where we stand:

It’s one Big Sh*t Sandwich and everyone of you is gonna have to take a big bite. Hasn’t happened in a while, so you’re all due for a good taste. Look, I don’t like it any more than you do but this is a war game and, well…. War is Hell.

I’ll get right to the meat of it.

1. Evo/ PDM-

Wipe Mercs off the face of the server. Followed by Super-rowtch.

Otherwise, good luck netting for the foreseeable future.

Thank God this is a War Game! Praise Jesus.

I truly am sorry for this, because I like you guys… played with you guys…. Never wanted this….but you can thank mercs and superpyook. They are the architects of your current misfortune potentially recurring future misfortune.

The great thing about this game is that anyone is fair game.

Superfly just taught us all that. I give that roll of used toilet paper a lot of credit.

A small clan can be just as devastating as a big clan, especially when you have nothing to lose and don’t mind restarting 20 times in a set… no effing problem. LMAO. It will be like an itch you just can’t scratch.


Moving on.

2. Psychos Wanted: Apply Within

Any of you Freighter Class Psychos out there, need a home?

Come see me.

The rules: No rules.

You can do what you what to whomever you want.

Even you closet Psychopaths that have been Netting for years and have forgotten the taste of blood. If any of you greasy basement weirdos want to come on board to let off some steam by killing your own clan family… no problem. I’d be happy to stuff your faces and supply a puke tray.

Calling on all Russians and Ukrainians. Need you. You guys are effing Killers and you respect Honor. So I’m sure that you can see why I’m pissed off. You will fight with me as brothers and once we’re all drunk on clan blood you can kill each other’s countries as you wish. I won’t stand in the way.

Clan Leaders. Any of you clan leaders that want to go Section 8 for a little bit and kill any number of your whining b*tch players… welcome! Yes, youwill be able to do that with me.

And finally…

Superfly (once you restart) and Suicidal.

I could really use two guys like you to help me in the up coming dirty business and you two absolutely dishonest, honorless, dirty pool playing criminal skumbags are the best in the business. I need some lowlife mental caseswho have no scruples and who would enjoy killing everyone in the Game. Yes, I can offer you that. Need you both. Need your Magic.


So Drow, to clarify for you:

Anarchy.


Josey Wales


P.S. Let Cath out of your Jan 6th Gulag. Enough already.

Whoever plays God in these forums,


Has Cath been banned from the forums?

Is that it now?

Head Honchos,


Has Cath been banned from the forums? Is that it now?

I’ll clear it up soon.

I really, really wish you had just kept your word.

Now everyone is going to have to pay.

EVO & PDM….

Do you see what these liars have now done to you?

Josey

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Message from Rainbow Muffin Brigade (#283) sent on Mar 18, 2:05
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Josey,

I don't really see the point in assembling the war clans just to kill you guys for killing superfly and then missile dumping our netters. Our guys are taking it easy and waiting for action to pop up. We're not out here to attack anyone this set or had any plans to.

I hope whatever issue you and Cath have against superfly, you guys will get it out of your system and we can all move on next set.

I don't really see the appeal in gathering up the boys to kill a small independent clan that we've never had issues with prior. We're not even in "war mode", and if we are, it will be to kill bullies. I'd rather see your clan grow.

Cath at the end of the day is a good dude anyways. He's not a bully, just had some fallout with SF.

Let's just power through this misunderstanding and move on next set.

Please let me know who Mercs leadership is.

Seems like Superfly is running things in Mercs.

If he isn’t, then you should have kept your dog on a leash and everyone would be netting in peace as I write this.

The dingbat PS’d me days into the set for 700+ acres.

I let that go.

Then he spy op’d everyone in the clan. For what? To be a good neighbor? LMAO.

We told you we had no quarrel with Mercs. Only SuperStud.

Then he tells us we’re all dead and that you’re coming for us.

Clearly he is running things. If not, management is asleep at the wheel.

Even one of your guys told me he would have cursed him out had he know what was going on.

Take care of your own Suicider dirty laundry.

Whatever. Now we’re in it.

Let’s get it on.

Seriously, which clan is your best Sled Dog team?

I do have a question for SuperPoop:


Out of all the Clans that you’re using like teams of working dogs to do your dirty work, which one do you like using the best? Clearly not mercs. They Probably dropped a few rungs in your book. You’ll probably jump out of that clan pretty quick. The my couldn’t quite get it up. All Fart and no fluffe.

Seriously, aside from mercs, who just shot their loads and lost, which clan is your favorite to pork?

Do unto others as they do unto you.

Ancient proverb from Earth 2025.

We’re not suiciders but…I guess if you turn us into Suiciders….

If that’s the case, well, we can can be Suiciders for the next 20 sets.

And don’t worry, we won’t discriminate.

Superpoop can’t fight his own battles.

Gonna call in the Calvary:



Message from I R WoG SuperFly (#520) sent on Mar 17, 15:32
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Don’t worry they just called stones, SoF, pdm and monsters. They want to make examples of you with a show of dominance as they are all pacted allies and they help kill each others suiciders.

Stay by the computer and send me pact if u need fa Reply

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Evil Superpoop,

Do you think they’ll all wake up at some point and realize that you’ve been playing them all for fools and using them all like 3 cent saloon whores?

LOW IQ 3 Minute Mommy.

3 Minute Mommy….Dead.


Canadian Geese Battalion (#298)
(Fascism)
Clan: Mercs
Rank: 37
Networth: 13,996,721
Land: 25843
Successful Attack Percentage: 84.75%
Dead

Laughable.

Remember when you told PDM that you were going to right through their front door to get me?

Well…..You walked up to our front door and had your head taken off in minutes.

Took like 3 minutes to Kill you.

Hahahaha! That’s Comedy Gold!

You start a War…. Then you blame us! LMFAO!

The only thing you should be worried about are your Resarts.

Are you happy now Superdouche?

You’ve dragged your whole clan into War.

We may die, but just remember:

We bytch slapped you but good n’ silly, Schat in your a$$, and then sent you on your way with your teeth knocked out and a broken shoe shine box.