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Jofel

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Apr 6th 2011, 10:02:58

Me neither Warster... as Monsters we spent 90% of our lifes under other people's beds. At night when I am under the bed of my favorite kid I hear her talk about real life and how she plays with other people and goes to school... sounds really interesting but I am scared... scared to leave the comfortzone of "under the bed" and go out into the wide world... the real world... real life.

Ls made that jump... he left his bed and went boldy where no Monster has gone befor.... REAL LIFE...

;-)

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Apr 6th 2011, 9:59:42

See http://www.theappliance.org for our contacts... I'm the lazy Monster who has no ICQ nor does any FA... so I can't help you... :-)

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Apr 4th 2011, 22:47:13

http://www.theappliance.org, you can find our contacts there.

I haven't used ICQ in eons so can't help you with anything. :-)

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Mar 29th 2011, 14:50:40

Confirmed... we played, we had fun, time to go back to smoking our peace pipe... :-)

Thanks for the fun SoF, we Monsters enjoyed our planned war.

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Mar 27th 2011, 11:26:40

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Mar 14th 2011, 6:43:32

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Mar 9th 2011, 9:30:44

Time for updated stats?

PS Plus I got my 1 post per week bonus... :-)

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Mar 6th 2011, 11:38:13

Originally posted by Ageon:

Fun stuff, my wife hates it... I tell her it's only once every 5-6 years..

Same here... My girl is eyebolling me since we started this war... good thing the last war was 7 years ago... lol.

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Mar 5th 2011, 10:18:47

Euhm, people say that we Monsters don't talk much but talking about internal stuff on AT that's way beyond comprehension of my Monster mind... why is this being discussed here? I'm a simple peon in this game and no mightly leadertype but I propose to keep this kind of discussion OFF this board and on our own forums and chats...

Hence why Monsters used to have absolute radiosilence.... at all times, peace and war.

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Mar 4th 2011, 23:07:36

Lets have fun and let our actions speak ingame... :-)

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Mar 2nd 2011, 12:22:27

Hey Vilse... <British accent>Behave!</British accent>... ;-)

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Feb 27th 2011, 12:53:06

Thank you SS! We feel the love all the way over here in our cark, cold dungeons... :-)

Drow: yeah, somehow we hippies are gone astray from our true hippie path of peace, love and understanding. For one set it will be war, hate and anger! :-)

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Feb 21st 2011, 10:24:53

Nah, I'll pass... ;-)

PS To clarify, I'm a Monster this set and have been for the past 10 years. :-)

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Feb 3rd 2011, 12:52:18

You won't see any trashtalk from the Monsters. That's not our game... we will speak ingame with our actions... :-)

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Dec 30th 2010, 10:55:36

Euhm, is it allowed on this forum to post sentences like: "Im very happy you guys got raped RAGE"

I see Pang reacting right after SMz and there is no crrection on SMz' post so I guess the admins condone such sentences.

That makes me very, very sad.

SMz, plese talk to some rape victims and see how you feel about your use of this word. I know you can be a controversial person but please refrain from the use of such a word. You do not realise the pain you cause to some people.

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Dec 30th 2010, 10:50:21

Wait wait wait... so LCN and iMag have a common enemy?

OMG... next thing we'll read that iMag and LCN will work together!

What is this world coming to... *shakes head*

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Dec 28th 2010, 16:31:01

I wish LCN all the luck with this war and may you have your fun and revenge. :)

RoCK on!

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Dec 12th 2010, 12:40:14

Hey mods and all the people that contribute(d) to this game:
THANKS!

I mean, you guys get a lot of crap from different people and I fear you guys aren't thanked enough so I fully support the intent of this thread.

congRATulations!

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Dec 8th 2010, 13:22:39

*almost chokes on lunch*

Lol@Ivan... I doubt that is ever going to happen... :)

We do not have the same style of gameplay... we are totally peaceful and you guys are a warring alliance... :)

Nonetheless, there have been Monsters in SoF and SoF'ers in The Monsters... spread the love so to speak... :)

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Dec 4th 2010, 9:44:09

Sweet! Congrats mate! And you didn't get grabbed either... amazing!

And that Omega dude got an amazing NW as an explorer with only 14.5K acres of land... very nice as well!

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Dec 4th 2010, 9:41:49

He did lose some weight... 25K acres is not fat IMO... 35K acres is more like it! :)

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Dec 4th 2010, 9:40:24

Pay homage to your head... hmmm... that paints a certain image in my mind... ;)

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Dec 3rd 2010, 20:24:12

We're a self governing entity... :)

But for FA we have dispatched Servant to be our suck.. euhm, our diplomat... *grins*

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Dec 3rd 2010, 7:41:30

Servant... since when does netgaining at the computer make you lose weight? I'm a Monster of around 2200 pounds and I doubt I lost any pound (or ounce) to netgaining...

What did help though was the superb "I'll bite your arm off and you'll lose weight"-program of dr. Hawk... with his help I lost the equivalent of the weight of an arm of a full grown Jofelmonster, that is roughly 300 pounds! And it happened in just seconds... it was so easy!

Sadly Jofelmonsters grow back their limps so I'm back at my good ol' 2200 pounds...

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Dec 3rd 2010, 7:34:37

Qzjul, thanks for the explanation and Pang thanks for the heads up.

It's always better to have some understanding why things are the way they are... and now I do. :)

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Dec 2nd 2010, 17:08:31

It's probably because a lot of players have jumped at the moment and there is no incentive anymore to click them (after jumping very few people need 6 bonus turns per day).

It will go up once the set starts...

PS I could click much more often if the 24h period was replaced with a calenderday. E.g. if I play on day 1, time 18:00 and the next day I play on day 2, time 16:00 I can't click the bonus turns if it's limited to once every 24h.
If it would be limited instead to once every calenderday I could click for bonus turns on day (regardless of the time) and again on day 2 (regardless of the time between my last bonus turns and this one).
In the current system I can only click the bonus turns once every 2 days (on average) and no, my life doesn't permit me (or I won't let my life permit me... ) to come back to this site just to collect bonus turns.
I come to the site once a day, when I play.

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Dec 2nd 2010, 17:01:01

Beating Servant in netgaining is like beating Hawk in personal hygiene... it's just too easy to do... ;)

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Dec 2nd 2010, 16:58:31

What Vilse said... http://www.theappliance.org for The Monsters.

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Nov 30th 2010, 21:03:12

Some have mentioned us already but if you consider joining the Monsters you better prepare yourselve for a different experience.

We're not netters nor warriors but we play the game our way: no unprovoked aggression, respect for fellow players including the untaggeds plus we have a rather adult atmosphere. Not to say we do not behave childish *looks at Hawk* but we can have very heated debates about e.g. politics yet still love each other and respect different opinions.

So if you are looking for a unique experience, sign up at http://www.theappliance.org.

If you're looking for a simple place to net and not be exposed to interesting people with interesting opionions... join one of the other alliances... :)

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Nov 30th 2010, 7:35:24

Aaaah, ok Warster. You expect me to remember a few sets ago... I can't... too much alcohol and weed. Hence why I still play: to me this game is new every single set. ;)
Also the reason why I do not remember anything about this Dibs dude. :)

Mamba, why not love the flowers and the bees? All of nature is grand, not just the trees. Love the tiny things in life! :)

I do not dare to ask but Hawk, what are BM hugs?

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Nov 28th 2010, 11:32:18

Goofy... haha, you're a new member again! *points and laughs* ;)

And POL, dude you're still roaming these boards? Haven't heard of/read your name in a long time...

PS Dibs Ludicrous, self farms? I don't believe that is a word that's written in the Monster dictionary.

I can't even remember when you were a member of Monsters but seeing how you react here Dibs Ludicrous I don't think we're missing you. :)

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Nov 28th 2010, 11:28:01

Try sending him a message via the board message system... I haven't used ICQ in years so I wouldn't know about that medium but he is out there... somewhere...

*goes back under his rock*

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Nov 24th 2010, 0:07:58

Nah Dagga, he is just showing that the impossible is possible in NM... :)

We're not netters nor fighters... we're lovers. :)
Our mission is to have fun and play a non-agressive style of this game.

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Nov 20th 2010, 21:56:47

Kingstar: "and btw archaic, im married so getting laid is still a rare occasion :P"

Thanks for a big laugh... :)

PS It doesn't get better when you get kids, especially with an infant in the house... :)

PPS Hence why I'm not married nor do I have kids... ;)

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Nov 4th 2010, 22:32:34

I remember so many pictures of the Monster meetings. Shame I could never attend one of the bigger ones but luckily we had our own little Monster mash in Vancouver in 2005 (I think). :)

Thanks for returning the red dress Patty, I really missed it. It's one of them dresses that really shows my curves... ;)

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Nov 3rd 2010, 11:31:01

Ah crap...

where is my red dress? Who took it? I have had it since I joined NM...

damn it...

*keeps looking in the big wooden chest for my red dress*

Hawk made it for me when I joined... *sobs*

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Nov 3rd 2010, 11:29:48

Oh, we share...

every night when we crawl out from under your beds.
We share our angst, everybody can participate and fear MONSTERS...

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Nov 1st 2010, 22:55:49

PATIENCE! Hey lady, how is life treating you?

Why not get an account for our site Patty so you can drop us all a line? -> http://www.theappliance.org

I am still partying... I'm not entirely sure if that was the intention but I haven't been kicked out of the dungeon yet so I keep partying until someones does... :)

ROCK ON!

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Nov 1st 2010, 22:53:32

Hey now, I am at least on par with the Nostrababes... I look very pretty in my high heels and my red corset.

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Nov 1st 2010, 8:05:35

Finally... I made it! That was one long walk from the retirement dungeon Servant. Couldn't have picked a place closerby? I can't walk fast with my cane.

I ditched Hawk halfway through, he kept looking at the new tutu's in the shop that we passed. Perhaps he is shopping for a new one so he looks pretty for our bash... :)

Happy birthday my little Monsters! Now lets have a ball, a Monster Ball!

*starts jumping and humping and krumping*

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Oct 28th 2010, 14:17:18

Lets wait a bit before we draw our final conclusions... :) For now it keeps swinging but in a week or so it will be more clear who is winning.

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Oct 23rd 2010, 20:19:49

Where is Assassin when you need him... ;)

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Oct 23rd 2010, 20:18:27

I didn't read beyond the first 2 posts but I still want to say the following:

Back off from Patience... really. She is pure good, she is the anti-persona of the average member here so leave her alone. If she deleted your posts you can be sure you deserved it.

And I am dead serious

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Oct 23rd 2010, 20:15:47

Thanks Pang (and all you admins!) for the heads up but also for providing a backup service. Very nice!

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Oct 23rd 2010, 20:15:08

Hey now, don't jinx our site... :)

Our site is like an old car, it might not be fancy nor loaded with the latest gadgets but it runs every day so we leave it alone... :)

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Oct 1st 2010, 10:50:13

I think the numbers of Omega in the past sets speak for themselves. They are good at netgaining is what I see.

I do think you're giving LCN too little credit. They have 58 members atm and they have decades of experience, both in netgaining and warring. Plus they have Assassin, any alliance that can survive that many sets with Assassin as a member is fantastic!
Overall, I consider LCN on par with Omega. Considering their memberbase, I even think they would win 1:1 vs Omega in a planned war. But both alliances are known for their persistence. Would be an interesting war for sure *hint hint*... :)

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Oct 1st 2010, 10:37:06

priorities... :)

And you get free hugs from me with every signed pact!

PS No refunds

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Sep 30th 2010, 19:27:15

perfect timing Hawk... :)

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Sep 28th 2010, 16:52:57

Hey, why not make the punishment public? Lets share the fun... ;)

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Sep 28th 2010, 16:50:56

Bug, who did you think was being sarcastic?

Also, those brownies are of course Monster brownies... For those who have never paid us a visit, considering we're all very old hippies you can imagine how "special" they are... :)

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