Gerdler: Here is a long winded but thorough discussion about how the US is coming out on top in all aspects of this current global fluff show. Also, Biden hasn't been the monumental fluff up people thinks he has.

Everyone else: fluff YOU, SLEEPY JOE IS SATAN!

This is g0nz0's homework. Watch him fail.

People reference him in Orwellian ways.

Let me know if you understand what that means.

Why do people constantly refer to Orwell without recognising that he was a staunch support of Democratic Socialism?

Well thanks for waiting..

/me looks at Superfly and tosses him an industrial sized tub of vaseline

Why does this feel like a really bad cybersex roleplay?

Sell at 43? Okay.

Fish

Surely there are no 15 year olds playing this game anymore.

They’re in their 40s with acne in their mums basement.

Hong Kong. Galleri could probably count the number of toes on one foot the number of stars I would see in a full calendar year in Hong Kong.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Bump. <3

I like this idea for clan servers. Lets netters net whilst still leaving them open to one sneaky SS or PS if someone wants to be cheeky. Still lets warring clans war, with most of them being prearranged anyway.

Feels like it deals with those playing outside of those two pretty well.

Everything else after those two facts are probably unnecessary.

Except that time you guys hit tmac.

Savoury Pies > Sweet Pies

This war dec needs more vegan accusations.

I, for one, welcome our new BAD4U overlords.

I regret nothing! I live as few men dared to dream!

I have a new motto: walling is for the sentimental.

That was really lovely.. up until the sardine pie and farts.

Plotting to kidnap an elected official hardly seems “tolerant”.

For the cricket fans here, probably just one of you: https://imgur.com/a/6yCor0y

But there's some fraud in there somewhere. Trump said so. You're clearly just hiding it really, really well.

An envelope inside an envelope with one person handling the ballot under the watchful eye of two people (a Republican and a Democrat) who can call into question the legitimacy of the ballot and require an election inspector to make a decision?

Look at all the space for fraud in that process.

She denounced the apartheid-fighting ANC in South Africa and called Nelson Mandela a terrorist, whilst sipping tea and swapping pleasantries with Augusto Pinochet. She gutted the fluff out of British manufacturing and didn't just balance the power between employers and unions, she all but destroyed unions completely - not for the good of workers but as an ideological win. Unemployment rising from 1.5m to 3m in the space of a few years and instead of trying to heal a nation suffering from her fluffhouse policies, workers strikes and protests were met with police-state level violence that, in turn, created riots. Everything from income inequality to housing affordability has worsened since she shat out her brand of neoliberalism in the 1980s.

"The lady's not for turning" is her famous line but the fact she fought the Argies for the Falklands but tucked tail and ran from the Chinese in Hong Kong suggests that she's not as stoic as her arse lickers like to pretend she was. Hong Kong Island and Kowloon were completed ceded to the British, only the New Territories were under the 99 year lease. But the CCP told Thatcher to give it all back or they would roll their tanks through. Argentina actually invaded the Falklands and Thatcher sent the British military to kick them off the islands.

Again, for the third time: fluff Thatcher.

Lol, decimating whole cities and industries and then telling Argentina to fluff off are the two huge accomplishments that you use to praise Thatcher? She might have fought off the Argies but tucked tail and ran when Deng Xiaopeng told Britain that China would roll tanks through Hong Kong if they didn't give it back.

fluff Thatcher and fluff neoliberalism.

fluff Thatcher.

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I was surprised to have been left alone for as long as I did.

I’d like a pat on the back for wearing your country name this set.

It’s not that I wouldn’t bang your mum. I just don’t do my sheep dirty like that.

If you’re interested in British dramas, the first Broadchurch is fantastic. The second season is great too but the first was definitely something else. The intense and captivating story is matched with probably one of the best ensemble casts ever assembled.

The Bodyguard, a single season show with the actor who plays Robb Stark in GoT, is also worth a watch. So are the seasons of Luther with Idris Alba. Same sort of tense British crime dramas.

The improv comedy show Thank God You’re Here is a fantastic Australian creation. The British version was pretty good too but the American one was rubbish. The law drama Rake is also one of the best shows to come out of Australia too.

The Kiwi director of Thor Ragnarok made a vampire mockumentary called What We Do In The Shadows which is hilarious, and apparently it’s been turned into an equally funny and successful US TV show. There’s also an older Comedy Central show Flight of the Conchords by the Kiwi comedy duo of the same name. One of the actors from that show is in the vampire mockumentary mentioned before.

Your mum pays my internet bill so I don’t have any excuse for ignoring her emails.

I still do, obviously, but that’s only because Real_Man’s mum fills my inbox with close up pictures of her toes and poetry. Tell your mum I’m sorry but Real_Man’s mum hasn’t learned to compress her HD images into reasonable file sizes so downloading every email is like waiting for that weekly 80gb COD Warzone update to finish and, by the time one is done, she’s already sent me another two images and a poorly spelled haiku.

The imagery of her misspelled words are lovely, though, and I love that she colour matches the font colours with whatever polish she’s used on her tootsies.

The one email I read from your mum, however, was mostly a shopping list of dirty sex positions that I’m either too fat, too old, or lacking in flexibility for and, frankly, it scares me just thinking about the amount of pre-game stretching I’d need to do to even get a leg over.

I’ll try them though because I think it’s only fair considering how I owe my amazing dial up connection to her generosity.

And, Real_Man, your mum’s feet are lush. <3

Dank je.

I need subtitles for like 20% of this video. And an apology for having watched the other 80%.

I don't know what I just watched but I hope your congestion clears up soon.

Short short version: This is all SuperFly’s fault.

I’m genuinely surprised that you haven’t been suicided on yet, SuperFly.

All for one, and one for all!

I vote that statement stays.

If you’re just a peaceful netter, though, you shouldn’t have to worry yeah?

I am a-maize-d at this icy reception.

I really wish that the opposite of "Snowflakes" was "Cornflakes".

I think you should give him another chance.

He's a reasonable guy. He's my brother's uncle's dogwalker's cousin Ngaire's youngest boy.

If you don't mind dressing up as a sheep..

Try being aroused. It feels a lot better.

Good 4 u, mob!

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