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Sep 8th 2021, 4:38:55

derp

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Dec 12th 2020, 18:54:48

The Real Rob Schneider

Preface: 39yr old male, father of 5 kids, 290lbs, tattooed from my jawline to my ankles, 2" lobe stretches, Harley, and still....

Hands down the best television I have EVER seen: The Masked Singer! This show has it all! Amazing singer/performers from all walks of entertainment, sports and more. There's background and context for the characters. There's a mysterious allure to the hidden identities and the fun clues you receive throughout the season. The judges are a blast! It's a total package that I would have mocked mercilessly until I watched it. Now I sniffle and cry at the awesome performances and then challenge my teenage sons to laugh at me lol

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Jul 22nd 2020, 14:01:14

Earth is the best country in the world

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Jul 13th 2020, 15:21:08

derp

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Jul 9th 2020, 3:41:14

bread

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Jun 29th 2020, 14:24:13

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Jun 23rd 2020, 15:22:40

why bother

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Jun 15th 2020, 2:59:09

Oops.....I walked in looking for the restroom

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Jun 13th 2020, 3:05:27

I r teh when now!

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Apr 20th 2020, 9:32:40

derp

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Apr 13th 2020, 6:30:50

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Mar 10th 2020, 3:51:02

Me thinks someone is longing for equality by way of packing Superman's super package into a pair of panties to match Wonder Woman's =P

Mmmmmmm......equality.........

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Mar 2nd 2020, 14:55:50

blah blah same tired fluff

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Feb 27th 2020, 13:07:17

Confucus say - Man who go to sleep with itchy but wake with stinky finger.

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Feb 18th 2020, 3:35:38

<---- 2006 I think. I dunno.....can't remember a damned thing these days -_-

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Feb 11th 2020, 16:24:43

luv me some bbw

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Dec 30th 2019, 4:16:41

*fewer*

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Dec 24th 2019, 13:59:38

I put the lotion on my skin AND give myself the hose again

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Dec 17th 2019, 3:15:31

Originally posted by Gerdler:

Multiply by 0, add answer.

Best mathin' I ever seen, gal'durn it
Bonus points for efficiency!

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Dec 10th 2019, 2:37:20

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Oct 7th 2019, 2:52:28

dur

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Oct 1st 2019, 20:54:53

Hey, look at the size of Gary's giant fillet!

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Sep 23rd 2019, 14:26:24

special sauce and

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Sep 16th 2019, 4:17:45

boulderdash

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Sep 10th 2019, 6:24:52

I ended up in Covax's left foot

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Sep 2nd 2019, 23:14:32

derp

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Aug 26th 2019, 13:46:12

titty sprinkles

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Aug 21st 2019, 9:36:47

'My' herpes could easily be 'our' herpes

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Aug 14th 2019, 11:50:31

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Aug 6th 2019, 2:15:49

the sofa bears don't know

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Jul 29th 2019, 5:24:32

A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles

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Jul 22nd 2019, 7:13:31

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

I think we've managed to kill every leader of SoF hiding untagged this set. In case you hadn't noticed, it's ineffective and you still die when you reach the upper ranks of your tag. Stop being wussies and thinking it will work. It won't.

And even if it did, a true captain sinks with his ship. Stop being selfish and make war hits with your tag. They need all the help they can get. And a true leader would show them what it means to fight hard all set and die with honor. Not take a week off playing untagged. You wanted this war, not us. Pansies.

<3 Derrick

In my minds eye, this message is being delivered by a 90's vintage WWF Superstar, Randy Savage perhaps, into Mean Gene Okerlund's mic

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Jul 15th 2019, 4:05:33

Above a urinal, I once read:

"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

As I sat-n-shat in rest stop stall, I looked to my right and read on the stall wall:

"Here I sit in stinking vapor
provided by my next stall neighbor.
Why should I suffer while I sit
When he's the one with stinking chit."

These cultured poetic works are in the public domain. Enjoy

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Jul 8th 2019, 18:04:23

herpa derp

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Jul 1st 2019, 5:33:32

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Jun 26th 2019, 4:23:48

BEEP BOOP BOO BEEP

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Jun 18th 2019, 9:04:44

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Jun 10th 2019, 5:58:45

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Jun 3rd 2019, 21:23:19

Why so cerial?

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May 27th 2019, 14:31:16

derp

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May 20th 2019, 3:21:10

1...2...3...4....
I declare a thumb war

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May 13th 2019, 7:59:43

I went into a public restroom at a wayside on the way to the coast one fine day. As I stood at the urinal surveying the sharpie art on the wall, my eyes came to rest on something written directly in front of me. It read:

"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

Later, at a truck stop along I-5, I discovered a condom machine sporting an impressive library of it's own (NSFW) but the real gem was a poem on a crapper stall wall. It said:

"Here I sit in stinking vapor
provided by my next stall neighbor,
Why should I suffer while I sit
when he's the one with stinking chit?"

That concludes today's lesson in American Literature.