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Feb 18th 2020, 3:35:38

<---- 2006 I think. I dunno.....can't remember a damned thing these days -_-

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Feb 11th 2020, 16:24:43

luv me some bbw

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Dec 30th 2019, 4:16:41

*fewer*

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Dec 24th 2019, 13:59:38

I put the lotion on my skin AND give myself the hose again

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Dec 17th 2019, 3:15:31

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Multiply by 0, add answer.

Best mathin' I ever seen, gal'durn it
Bonus points for efficiency!

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Dec 10th 2019, 2:37:20

derp

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Oct 7th 2019, 2:52:28

dur

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Oct 1st 2019, 20:54:53

Hey, look at the size of Gary's giant fillet!

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Sep 23rd 2019, 14:26:24

special sauce and

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Sep 16th 2019, 4:17:45

boulderdash

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Sep 10th 2019, 6:24:52

I ended up in Covax's left foot

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Sep 2nd 2019, 23:14:32

derp

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Aug 26th 2019, 13:46:12

titty sprinkles

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Aug 21st 2019, 9:36:47

'My' herpes could easily be 'our' herpes

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Aug 14th 2019, 11:50:31

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Aug 6th 2019, 2:15:49

the sofa bears don't know

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Jul 29th 2019, 5:24:32

A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles

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Jul 22nd 2019, 7:13:31

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
I think we've managed to kill every leader of SoF hiding untagged this set. In case you hadn't noticed, it's ineffective and you still die when you reach the upper ranks of your tag. Stop being wussies and thinking it will work. It won't.

And even if it did, a true captain sinks with his ship. Stop being selfish and make war hits with your tag. They need all the help they can get. And a true leader would show them what it means to fight hard all set and die with honor. Not take a week off playing untagged. You wanted this war, not us. Pansies.

<3 Derrick


In my minds eye, this message is being delivered by a 90's vintage WWF Superstar, Randy Savage perhaps, into Mean Gene Okerlund's mic

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Jul 15th 2019, 4:05:33

Above a urinal, I once read:

"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

As I sat-n-shat in rest stop stall, I looked to my right and read on the stall wall:

"Here I sit in stinking vapor
provided by my next stall neighbor.
Why should I suffer while I sit
When he's the one with stinking chit."

These cultured poetic works are in the public domain. Enjoy

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Jul 8th 2019, 18:04:23

herpa derp

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Jul 1st 2019, 5:33:32

derp

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Jun 26th 2019, 4:23:48

BEEP BOOP BOO BEEP

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Jun 18th 2019, 9:04:44

derp

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Jun 10th 2019, 5:58:45

<>

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Jun 3rd 2019, 21:23:19

Why so cerial?

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May 29th 2019, 3:10:24

Wrong, right or indifferent, these calls to reason never seem to avail much =(

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May 27th 2019, 14:31:16

derp

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May 20th 2019, 3:21:10

1...2...3...4....
I declare a thumb war

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May 13th 2019, 7:59:43

I went into a public restroom at a wayside on the way to the coast one fine day. As I stood at the urinal surveying the sharpie art on the wall, my eyes came to rest on something written directly in front of me. It read:

"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

Later, at a truck stop along I-5, I discovered a condom machine sporting an impressive library of it's own (NSFW) but the real gem was a poem on a crapper stall wall. It said:

"Here I sit in stinking vapor
provided by my next stall neighbor,
Why should I suffer while I sit
when he's the one with stinking chit?"

That concludes today's lesson in American Literature.

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May 7th 2019, 0:17:38

Originally posted by Chevs:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Different players play with different goals, need is subjective and is not an objective way of looking at it.


by that logic maybe i should help myself to some of yours


I can't find the logical equivalence in those statements /scratches old bald head
Could someone help an old fool out?

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May 7th 2019, 0:11:06

Originally posted by Chevs:

maybe you dont need all that land?

Indeed, you don't......but you certainly WANT all that land if want to top 10 =)

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Apr 29th 2019, 22:14:55

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Apr 23rd 2019, 3:52:22

I prefer finding the boiled and colored eggs to the plastic eggs with candy or money in them

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Apr 16th 2019, 12:13:29

error 404

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Apr 13th 2019, 7:14:13

Head back to the old school:

https://youtu.be/Bfq5kju627c

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Apr 1st 2019, 2:46:47

Say this:

A flea and a fly were caught in a flu,
said the fly, "Let us flee!",
said the flea, "Let us fly!",
and together they flew through a flaw in the flu.

Now, say it faster =P
Now teach someone else. This is from my childhood and I'd love for it to live on.

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Mar 25th 2019, 8:05:29

axzd

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Mar 21st 2019, 16:00:54

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Mar 11th 2019, 18:36:22

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Mar 5th 2019, 1:59:37

k

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Feb 25th 2019, 16:59:33

I'm not damondusk

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Feb 22nd 2019, 6:18:50

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Feb 13th 2019, 1:05:37

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Feb 4th 2019, 18:02:21

I preferred 'inspired' to 'motivated' but it turns out that 'I' isn't 'M' so........

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Feb 4th 2019, 18:01:39

AMA = Academicism motivated absolutism
I'm certain of it

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Jan 28th 2019, 7:56:16

asdfg

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Jan 22nd 2019, 22:54:41

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Jan 14th 2019, 15:03:40

derp

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Jan 8th 2019, 4:34:06

And what is on my finger, you ask?

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Dec 31st 2018, 12:22:41

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