I think we've managed to kill every leader of SoF hiding untagged this set. In case you hadn't noticed, it's ineffective and you still die when you reach the upper ranks of your tag. Stop being wussies and thinking it will work. It won't.
And even if it did, a true captain sinks with his ship. Stop being selfish and make war hits with your tag. They need all the help they can get. And a true leader would show them what it means to fight hard all set and die with honor. Not take a week off playing untagged. You wanted this war, not us. Pansies.
In my minds eye, this message is being delivered by a 90's vintage WWF Superstar, Randy Savage perhaps, into Mean Gene Okerlund's mic
I went into a public restroom at a wayside on the way to the coast one fine day. As I stood at the urinal surveying the sharpie art on the wall, my eyes came to rest on something written directly in front of me. It read:
"Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."
Later, at a truck stop along I-5, I discovered a condom machine sporting an impressive library of it's own (NSFW) but the real gem was a poem on a crapper stall wall. It said:
"Here I sit in stinking vapor
provided by my next stall neighbor,
Why should I suffer while I sit
when he's the one with stinking chit?"
That concludes today's lesson in American Literature.