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Jul 3rd 2021, 9:31:58

So idk if you guys have heard what's going on there but it's totally bizarre. For those in the back Bauer is one of the best pitchers in MLB and he plays for the Dodgers.

Cliffnotes version is like...girl is in to freaky stuff, well documented texts of her saying she wants Bauer to choke her and hit her and stuff. So like Bauer fractures her skull and chokes her out and when she regains consciousness hes in from behind.

Anyways this is all really graphically laid out in the news of the sportball world. And shes not claiming sexual assault, she's just claiming assault haha. And it's kind of the weirdest thing I've read about in a while. But the punchline was a little too easy for me and I figured you guys would appreciate my dumb jokes.

Seems like she went out there looking for balls and took a lot of strikes.

Edited By: DerrickICN on Jul 3rd 2021, 9:35:17
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jjterrico Game profile

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Jul 3rd 2021, 14:35:29

Booo Derrick booo lol

Kahuna Game profile

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Jul 6th 2021, 6:03:36

....*Kahuna inhales*"All I know is Derrick smells like restaurant kitchen. (like dirty old rag) *Kahuna exhales*