updates:

War started with this:
2014-04-21 03:26:11 GS Chug Champion (#11) JAIL Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 1848C 3 F

Stats before FS:
2014-04-21 03:26:01 Chug Champion $1,463,548 4,881 acres C JAIL
2014-04-20 05:21:01 Pineapple Spamcakes $1,861,953 7,199 acres CG

Stats immediately after FS:
2014-04-21 03:31:01 Chug Champion $1,666,842 4,881 acres C JAIL
2014-04-21 03:31:01 Pineapple Spamcakes $1,791,950 6,839 acres CG

Current stats:
2014-04-24 12:16:01 Chug Champion $2,006,250 5,588 acres C JAIL
2014-04-24 12:16:01 Pineapple Spamcakes $4,207,935 10,345 acres CG

now im winning in the hit count too =)

hmmm.. 7k x 2 =/= 10k =)

90% of the set, i havent been 2x your acreage. plus, you chose to stop at 4k to do your teching. your mistake is hardly my fault.

you simply underestimated me when you went into your war prep. you didn't expect to be waging war with rank 1 or 2. and that's where i was before you starting hitting me.

i tried giving you advice on how to play, and how to war and be acknowledged for it, but you didn't like to listen. this is me showing you.

are you drunk again? you better sober up, man.

which part of this set wasn't 1 v 1? it looks like i wasted a set, cuz i tried to show you what you won't listen to. i dont blame your game skills, but i think there's something wrong with your brain.

but it's okay. I understand.. you didnt choose to be that way, Timmmyhhh.

keep it real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg

here's some truth for you to reflect on if you're ever sober.

i tried to be nice and friendly, and explained the game to you when i first replied to your posts. cuz you have no clue about this game, and i gave you the benefit of doubt.

but you disrespect me, and you keep it up. and now that i've shown you the difference of skill between us, i'm done with you.

don't care, don't want to know. good luck, have fun with your hopeless game. whatever makes you happy, go do that. except for drinking and driving maybe. but you're not worth my time again.

i would, if you had balls to begin with, Timmmyhhh

He has no skill? Didn't he win? :P

what he means is it takes no skill to beat him xD and i would agree to that.

That ^

Face it Jaytard, even with an FS you can't war :-/

you guys both suck, I could beat both of you together against my one country.


Truth.

Jayr. I'm not your friend. So don't get all chummy just cuz we're warring.

Scode, you're funny, but truth be told, I can beat you with my penis tied behind my back =P

No, I've beat you already, I've gone back to netting. I've beat you in hit count, in NW and land. Now that you're deep in DRs, and I'm being farmed by other people, even if you catch up, it won't be because of your efforts. lol

Also, calling an Asian an Asian isn't a very clever comeback is it?

Keep dancing, Timmmyhh. =)

I tried to get you a gift-wrapped ass on a silver platter, but the waiter says they don't serve your kind here.

bahahahaha :P

anyway.. this war's getting boring and pointless.. you're never going to catch up in NW/land/hits, and so i'm tagging up with MILFSEX and killing real stuff instead, cuz you're not warring. you're netting.

and when you promised me to smash me and to give me a fun war, this is a disappointment.

so good luck, have fun. i declare "peace", and if you hit me while im in a real war, I'll report you. =) so long, sucker.

you might catch up in land though, cuz i'm getting farmed and you're in DRs. but there was no doubt in this war that you are the loser. you don't even hit. it's pathetic.

I think at this point you've both tried to prove your point and should call it a day...

Jayr, anyone watching this has seen that you've lost. You can take the loss with some dignity and walk away, or you can attempt to catch up now that he's joined a tag, and has moved onto other targets.

It was only a few sets ago that both of you were fighting alongside one another. Maybe it's time to let bygones be bygones?

guess more land for me then. =) thanks, Jayr. please keep exploring, this isn't even a "war".

2014-04-30 15:38:19 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 168A (176A)
2014-04-30 15:37:39 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 223A (235A)
2014-04-30 15:37:27 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 296A (311A)

your catching up my acre is a result of this:

Total land lost 4,234 acres

2014-04-29 18:19:49 PS Ada Beatriz Chloe (#2) JDC Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 350A (560A)
2014-04-29 18:18:57 PS Pin00b Killer (#53) Pin00bs Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 382A (666A)
2014-04-29 18:18:51 PS Pin00b Killer (#53) Pin00bs Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 389A (722A)
2014-04-29 18:16:59 PS Ada Beatriz Chloe (#2) JDC Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 484A (861A)
2014-04-28 01:15:36 PS dOgMiLk (#27) LxKEx7 Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 809A (1266A)
2014-04-27 00:51:48 PS Colo (#100) Misfits Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 618A (911A)
2014-04-27 00:51:34 SS Colo (#100) Misfits Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 429A (678A)
2014-04-27 00:05:40 PS Ice Born (#69) SWINGLE Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 431A (789A)
2014-04-24 21:25:35 SS Back Again (#39) FTB Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) 295A (535A)

however, i guess i have you to mostly thank for getting back all my acres:

Total land grabbed 4,222 acres

2014-04-30 15:38:19 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 168A (176A)
2014-04-30 15:37:39 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 223A (235A)
2014-04-30 15:37:27 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) MILFSEX Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 296A (311A)
2014-04-23 23:29:35 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 240A (373A)
2014-04-23 08:53:47 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 230A (374A)
2014-04-23 08:50:00 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 287A (468A)
2014-04-22 08:46:26 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 222A (381A)
2014-04-21 14:24:52 PS Pineapple Spamcakes (#24) Chug Champion (#11) JAIL 176A (316A)

I applaud your exploring efforts, keep it up mate! I want finish with 20k acres. =)

Total attacks 119 Total defends 70

I think my netting actually did more hits than you =) My "netting" shouldn't stop you from hitting me. you're the one that keeps on mass exploring. LOL if that's your idea of war, you really have no clue.

wake up, Dorothy. i lost my "upper" hand a long time ago. cuz people farm me. =) but i keep hitting you cuz I was warring, if I didn't AB/BR you, you wouldn't have caught up in acres, but you decided to keep exploring cuz let's face it, you chickened out.

for a guy that talks so much about penis size, how does it feel when a "Little Asian" has more balls than you?

grow some balls, you'll need it in jail. maybe you should start chugging testosterone, cuz your body isn't producing any. and lay off the estrogen.

not my word, btw. =]

Jayr got murdered...

CHICKEN ALERT!

1.First he says he's winning and not quitting

2. Then when Vamps told him the bad news, he says he wont quit cuz im an ass.
3. Now he goes FULL THROTTLE CHICKEN cuz HE SUCKS!

4. Much as I like to agree with ssewellusmc, but CHICKENS dont get murdered.. CHICKENS GET SLAUGHTERED!

5. I claim both LEGIT victory and MORAL victory. CHICKENS KEEP CLUCKING!

Bwack! Bwack! Bwack! Bwack! Bwack!

Now complete with rainbows shooting out of his ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3dSHEXdxU

Hahaha... didn't he fs you! What a chicken fluff!

hmmmm.. let me check..

Hahaha

lol as far as i know, we have no pact with your tag.

and i dont have any allies, so i dont know what you're on about. go click your old spy ops, and take a look at Alliances/GDI Expenses. it's a big fat $0

I've already declared peace. Do what you want, I haven't given a fluff a long time already. You are officially the biggest loser in this game. And a very sore one too.

but please dont use any more special attacks/spy ops, cuz we're at peace, and anything other than LGs is a declaration of war against MILFSEX. and since MILFSEX is already at war, any of your missiles, spy ops and special attacks will be against the Spirit of the Server. Don't make me report you ;)

if you had been more entertaining to war, and not such a pathetic loser, i would have had a set long war with you, but you explore for a week. a whole fluffing week with no hits. if you had no intention to war, don't start anything. so im not going to waste anymore time on you.

Yup lol



*rolls eyes*