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Trife

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Apr 26th 2014, 20:18:49

a serious, level 4 event occurs approximately 3 times a year for me

i think i have normal sized balls, so i can sympathize with the dudes with huge balls. they probably have a level 4 event daily.

balls.

Marshal

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Apr 26th 2014, 21:17:35

get tighter pants.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Requiem

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Apr 26th 2014, 21:19:06

Hmm I'm not sure I've sat on my balls. Check back with me when I'm like 40 and I have a saggy nutsack.

Cerberus

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Apr 26th 2014, 21:44:21

Actually, when you have big balls, you learn not to sit on that, you adjust your methods accordingly. :)

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

Makinso

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Apr 26th 2014, 21:51:13

That is if you have a set of brains cerberus...... That's asking for a lot from most of us ;)

major

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Apr 26th 2014, 23:13:46

yea, i myself have to pull them up thru the band of my underwear

hsifreta

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Apr 26th 2014, 23:21:31

ah.. that actually gave me some insight. i like going commando, that's why 1 in 5 times i sit down, i squish something. but another prob arises when i wear underwear, my hair gets pinched.

Sir Batman BU

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Apr 27th 2014, 0:13:12

I don't always sit on my balls

But when i do, i sit indian style.

Dannymat

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Apr 27th 2014, 1:57:14

no ball sitting here

mrford

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Apr 27th 2014, 2:02:41

my wide was kind enough to remove my balls for me so i dont sit on them.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Colonel Chaos

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Apr 27th 2014, 2:16:24

Originally posted by mrford:

my wide was kind enough to remove my balls for me so i dont sit on them.

Wide? Oh, wife... ouch. Hope she doesn't read AT. Those tricky Freudian slips...

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mrford

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Apr 27th 2014, 2:17:15

lol

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

braden

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Apr 27th 2014, 2:57:48

i often wear dress pants, and when you sit without crossing your legs the pants inherently bulge around your crotch, making it look like you're sporting wood.

often in the process of doing so, tears are brought to my eyes from a visceral pain.

and you all heard him say it, from his own words, trife has small balls (i also now realize why he refuses to introduce his lady friend to me)

Ruthie

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Apr 27th 2014, 3:02:22

nope

~Ruthless~
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Raging Budda

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Apr 27th 2014, 3:25:11

I am remind of the scene from an early Curb Your Ethuasiam when his slacks are arranged in a way that he has wood.

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Jayr

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Apr 27th 2014, 3:28:50

Edited By: Jayr on Oct 8th 2020, 22:20:05

wasn't me...

Ron Burgundy

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Apr 27th 2014, 3:32:40

Why yes, it is the pleats.

tellarion

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Apr 27th 2014, 6:59:59

Originally posted by Requiem:

Hmm I'm not sure I've sat on my balls. Check back with me when I'm like 40 and I have a saggy nutsack.

Translation: Req's balls haven't dropped yet. Doh!

hsifreta

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Apr 27th 2014, 8:09:56

Originally posted by tellarion:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Hmm I'm not sure I've sat on my balls. Check back with me when I'm like 40 and I have a saggy nutsack.

Translation: Req's balls haven't dropped yet. Doh!

hahaha ha ha.

Riddler

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Apr 27th 2014, 11:36:08

Originally posted by hsifreta:

Do you always accidentally sit on your balls, or is it just me?

if you accidentally sit on my balls, we are gonna have some issues!

hsifreta

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Apr 27th 2014, 12:05:15

quick fix. don't leave them in my chair. =P

SAM_DANGER

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Apr 27th 2014, 14:06:06

Originally posted by hsifreta:

ah.. that actually gave me some insight. i like going commando, that's why 1 in 5 times i sit down, i squish something. but another prob arises when i wear underwear, my hair gets pinched.

SHAVE!

I NEVER SIT ON MINE, BUT I DO SOMETIMES GIVE THEM AN ACCIDENTAL BATH.

GO AHEAD, JOKE! YOUR DAY IS COMING!

Riddler

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Apr 27th 2014, 22:39:24

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

I NEVER SIT ON MINE, BUT I DO SOMETIMES GIVE THEM AN ACCIDENTAL BATH.

GO AHEAD, JOKE! YOUR DAY IS COMING!

LOL Sam's weiner's so short he pees on his balls!

Patience

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Apr 28th 2014, 15:42:18

lol... If this weren't so damned enlightening, I'd smack fishy.

Oh, who am I kidding - it's just FUN to smack fishy. *smacks fishy* :p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

galleri

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Apr 28th 2014, 16:48:19

0.0

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

martian

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Apr 28th 2014, 17:02:26

Sang as part of an act for a talent show at a summer camp:

do your balls hang low
can you sway them to and throw
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your ballls hanngggg loww.

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

martian

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Apr 28th 2014, 17:02:45

although apparently the song has lots of verses:

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

ssewellusmc

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Apr 28th 2014, 17:08:12

Hahaha

hsifreta

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Apr 28th 2014, 17:50:01

Originally posted by Patience:

lol... If this weren't so damned enlightening, I'd smack fishy.

Oh, who am I kidding - it's just FUN to smack fishy. *smacks fishy* :p

hehe.. you have the memory of a walrus =P

hsifreta

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Apr 28th 2014, 17:51:28

SAM yeah i decided shaving would be the right solution. but i want to leave a bit, so i'll think of what to put there.

maybe something like this: http://tinyurl.com/lykkhtm

Edited By: hsifreta on Apr 28th 2014, 17:54:09
See Original Post

ArsenalMD

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Apr 28th 2014, 18:11:09

mooo

Cee

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Apr 28th 2014, 19:21:19

Originally posted by hsifreta:

ah.. that actually gave me some insight. i like going commando, that's why 1 in 5 times i sit down, i squish something. but another prob arises when i wear underwear, my hair gets pinched.

Gotta manscape bro. Keep that fluff fresh and clean

KoHeartsGPA

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Apr 28th 2014, 19:36:40

Originally posted by Sir Batman BU:

I don't always sit on my balls

But when i do, i sit indian style.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Apr 28th 2014, 19:45:38

Originally posted by Cee:

Originally posted by hsifreta:

ah.. that actually gave me some insight. i like going commando, that's why 1 in 5 times i sit down, i squish something. but another prob arises when i wear underwear, my hair gets pinched.

Gotta manscape bro. Keep that fluff fresh and clean

+100

Girls like us groomed now a days, seventies are over :-D

Cerberus

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Apr 28th 2014, 20:19:28

fluff that manscaping fluff, dude.

If you're a MAN, you KEEP ALL your hair, no matter where it grows. It all has a useful function.

If it's on your nuts, it keeps them warm when they are swinging free like a soldier standing at parade rest.

If it's on your head, your lady friend likes to run her fingers through it.

If it's on your back, it gives your lady friend some traction in missionary position so you don't drive their head into the headboard of the bed.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

BladeEWG

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Apr 28th 2014, 21:20:13

nope, thats never happened to me
BUT
Every once in awhile when I walk I trip over my "pole"
does that happen to anyone else?

Trife

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Apr 28th 2014, 21:29:39

Originally posted by Cerberus:

no attractive woman seriously likes a grizzly adams jungle of long and curlies by your private parts.

the women that find a grizzly adams balls and fluff and don't mind the essence/taste of swamp fluff/balls are the kind of chicks you don't wanna be bragging about banging/fooling around with.

this ain't the fluckin 60s anymore, old man winters - clean yo junk up.

#bible
#RNS
#sofreshandsocleanclean

hsifreta

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Apr 28th 2014, 23:17:48

Originally posted by Trife:

Originally posted by Cerberus:

and i would trust your word on that why? =P though i agree that jungle fungle is old.

Cerberus

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Apr 28th 2014, 23:46:11

Well, you guys can go all froofy if you like. Perhaps your boyfriend will appreciate it.

Next thing you know, these rump rangers will be mincing down Broadway in Hell's Kitchen on Halloween. LOL

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

En4cer

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Apr 29th 2014, 0:08:32

I don't sit on em... But I do often give me the crush between the legs when I stand back up... They have a tendency to hang between the legs while I sit down... And I'm almost all the way stood back up before I realise they are about to feel like they have been stepped on!

On a side note... It was perfect timing for reading this as I was in the porcelain throne dropping the kids off to the pool for swimming lessons at the time I opened it and I reminded me to adjust the berries as I stood back up and saved me a nut crush!

Side note... Girls definitely like manscaping... And in my experience they are much happier to to have a real good go at .... Yeah.... If u are :)