Wife: has quarantine made me fat?

Me(husband): naw you were like that before the quarantine...

Headstone: Died of Corona Virus, April 26, 2020 at 11:23AM

RIP BigDog
Clowns with Guns
In the Great Dog House in the Sky

LOL

Dog eat dog world!

lol my cuzzin posted gee I am so happy to be quarantined with someone I really like. wife responds oh lucky you. then he posts just like the old days when I was a kid, gas was cheap and I was grounded. gas during or teens was 25 cents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LKoEv6erIA

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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...gIueW36HI9X2cShNiJg&s

LOL Good Joke. :) Oh, the reason it's funny is that it could actually be true, women can kill men pretty much penalty free these days with all the political correctness and fluff.

We suffer from a courage deficit in the US.

Reminds me of a joke I heard along similar lines.

One day, a wife and her husband were having an argument about financing a boob job for the wife, she needed 10,000 dollars to get it done. The husband wasn't willing to cough up the money for it, and the argument just kept on rolling for day after day until finally the husband got angry about it and stated "You don't have to spend 10K to get bigger boobs, you can get there for free." The Wife then asks him "How can that be possible?" To which the husband replies "First you take a small amount of toilet paper and wad it up and rub it between them twice a day and they'll get bigger." The wife says "that's not true". The husband says "It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

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Spirit Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Pooping in the Heavens Above

LOL

LOL Cerbz hahahahaha