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DruncK Game profile

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2090

Jan 3rd 2019, 0:27:45

Nice push at the end!

mrford Game profile

Member
21,352

Jan 4th 2019, 17:58:43

Seems my tag decided not to destock lol. Still, got a t10 despite #12 being a jackass. My country was in honor of my best friend who passed on Thanksgiving. Hope suiciding it made you feel good.
Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

sfbob Game profile

Member
547

Jan 4th 2019, 19:37:23

Someone bought my stock with 20 seconds to go and I couldn't work my fluffing sausage fingers fast enough to buy out my private market in time costing me a top 10

Veritas

Member
239

Jan 5th 2019, 4:23:42

Late again Blenkinsop?
What's the excuse this time?
Not my fault sir.
Whose fault is it then?
Grandma's sir.
Grandma's. What did she do?
She died sir.
Died?
She's seriously dead all right sir.
That makes four grandmothers this term
And all on PE days Blenkinsop.
I know. It's very upsetting sir.
How many grandmothers have you got Blenkinsop?
Grandmothers sir? None sir.
None?
All dead sir.
And what about yesterday Blenkinsop?
What about yesterday sir?
You missed maths.
That was the dentist sir.
The dentist died?
No sir. My teeth sir
You missed the test Blenkinsop.
I'd been looking forward to it too sir.
Right, line up for PE.
Can't sir.
No such word as can't. Why can't you?
No kit sir.
Where is it?
Home sir.
What's it doing at home?
Not ironed sir.
Couldn't you iron it?
Can't do it sir.
Why not?
My hand sir.
Who usually does it?
Grandma sir.
Why couldn't she do it?
Dead sir.

~ Gareth Owen.
There can be no chosen one; only we can save ourselves.