Few of my fav from iMag's war room:
Quote 67: <Praetor>i too have a formal complaint <Praetor>you owe me 5 euros <Praetor>for the mass sms to SOL <Praetor>PAY UP DIRTY IMAGER

Quote 206: <Soviet>e1 <Soviet>youre a fluffing retard <Soviet>you took 1 from imag and gave it to sof? <Soviet>fluff you

This was in another war room lol
Quote 567: <hawks> Sol netting is like a quadriplegic trying to change a car tire

Not forum appropriate..
sorry:)

however on an unrelated note:

'quote 863: FOR GREAT JUSTICE KHANMOTS KHANMOTS KHANMOTS

I didn't keep logs, but few years back when I was in XI (FFA) I decided to have a go drinking sake while we were setting up targets for a war alongside of NBK....by the time we started KR I was on my 3rd cup (yes I drink hot sake, it was winter) and I sent about 30 nukes to....you guessed it, NBK....ya that chat room and my phone lit up like a Christmas tree....some of the quoted were hilarious :-)

Quote 69: <galleri> my best orgasm was received when I had Suicidal

jayr> Fk these fluffes man
[23:16] <jayr> So she pinched the fluff outta me right?
[23:16] <jayr> Cuz she was alreadymad
[23:18] <jayr> I tell her not to pinch me and she fluffING TRIES AGAIN
[23:18] <Nero> sounds like my ex. it was constant
[23:18] <jayr> I get mad obviously but i dont tlk fluff then she starts calling me a fluff and a whiny baby cuz shes fkn crazg
[23:18] <jayr> crazgi
[23:18] <jayr> I ask her to leave and now all of a sudden im a fluff fluff
[23:18] <jayr> fluffli
[23:18] <jayr> Like...whatever fluff
[23:20] <jayr> Im getting drunk chillin lol
[23:24] <avie> Maybe she wants to play with u idk
[23:24] <jayr> No...shes violent

Had to be Jayr! ROFLMFAO

there was one convo involving fluffbot and a can of spray cheese...

Sounds like she pinned down jayr accurately, not sure why he's mad

Oh my god lol

Pics or it didn't happen

Gayr?