I've been called a lot of things but short of words is certainly a new one. Perhaps some more walls of text are in order. Yuge walls at that.

In the 90s people called each other gay. I'm just gay for you. That's very in fashion these days. Every time I see your name I just get hard af.

I wanna have sex with you bro. I take your consistent lack of response to my asking if you are dtf on irc as you just playing hard to get. If you don't want me then just cut the foreplay off and tell me no.

We can't have you on here all #metoo

To jayr's point tho, I think this thread has been completely devoid of an actual cohesive thought for a solid page and a half. Am I supposed to be still having a serious conversation?