EE PatronMar 26th 2017, 8:47:37
Let me start by saying great war SOL. You guys fought hard and it was one heck of a battle. Those days where we were dead even in NW were intense and thrilling. And to Stones, well, not so much. You continue to impress me with just how terrible you are. The irony of you guys asking for an FDP still hasn't warn off. Did you even get a CF with imag yet? I thought you guys had crack brownies over there and in theory, I shouldn’t need to tell you to wake up. Speaking of crack brownies…
Whilst parking my new indys on my freshly acquired Stones estates, I smelled the scent of fresh crack brownies. I acquired many new lands and raped many fine sheep in my travels, but alas I had been led astray. The sheeps were left “untended” and the once great crack brownie surplus had become all but a faint smell of the space cakes that I so desired. I said, “what a shame.” I thought of the great ages that passed. Of DA and her delightful brownies, of Crash tearing down clan after clan, of iggy who once walled me for days. Of luch......
That’s when I realized. The clowns no longer raped the sheeps. The sheeps were raping whoever would Taker’. I felt as though all hope of a future with the clowns of old was lost. So, with all sheep, I offer clowns to break away from becoming Takers, and return to being pitchers. Throw down your Stones, and pick your guns back up. Join Elders or be a landfarm. Be a clown or continue to get raped. Because hey, if you can't beat em…..
Signed, Derrick
Self proclaimed official Elders CWG recruitment poster
Whilst parking my new indys on my freshly acquired Stones estates, I smelled the scent of fresh crack brownies. I acquired many new lands and raped many fine sheep in my travels, but alas I had been led astray. The sheeps were left “untended” and the once great crack brownie surplus had become all but a faint smell of the space cakes that I so desired. I said, “what a shame.” I thought of the great ages that passed. Of DA and her delightful brownies, of Crash tearing down clan after clan, of iggy who once walled me for days. Of luch......
That’s when I realized. The clowns no longer raped the sheeps. The sheeps were raping whoever would Taker’. I felt as though all hope of a future with the clowns of old was lost. So, with all sheep, I offer clowns to break away from becoming Takers, and return to being pitchers. Throw down your Stones, and pick your guns back up. Join Elders or be a landfarm. Be a clown or continue to get raped. Because hey, if you can't beat em…..
Signed, Derrick
Self proclaimed official Elders CWG recruitment poster