i know the tehas route is like the longest nontoll on the planet, and i care less about east from la to fl or west from nm to mrs claus (sa.. nevermind..)

i think its like nine hundred miles of gods country. yet, ironically, i dont think it travels through corpus cristi

I live about 100 feet off the I-10

is it as beautiful as i imagine it in my head?

people ask me what my favourite coffee is and i say second cup black is my second favourite but theres a diner off the texas stretch of the i ten that makes a killer cup of joe, i have just to be there to find it

i imagine its a lot like waitress, just in this version adrienne shelly is still alive :(

well, it's pretty impressive I'll say. It has this long black road that there is no end in sight too, and it's more beautiful than the yellow brick road. It's like the autobahn of America, only with a speed limit in place. There's a waffle house right off the exit where I live and they make coffee there although i'm unsure of the level of quality. I'm bettin if your thirsten, that will be the best cup of joe that you ever had.

waffles, texas, coffee and syko? sounds like a morning for the ages

Don't think I have ever been to an awful waffle sober, or before midnight.

sobriety is for mormons the temperence league and nine year old girls.

waffles are for everyone.

The point is the food is fluff if you arnt drunk as fluff and need something greasey

when am i not drunk as fluff?
i drive a forklift, its twenty of two un the afternoon and im a sheet and a half into the wind already.

do the math.

and if im in texas they dont have open container laws? so syko could or couldnt drive me to waffles while i sit shotgun, holding a shotgun, drinking rye from the bottle?

how did we get to talking about salute your shorts?

you literally just now brought it into the conversation.. that's how..

ford may have alluded to something, but now you're going to tell me that ana wanted something.. oh wow look i can also make vague references

what city are you from?

I love the waffle house anytime