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archaic

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Jan 21st 2016, 16:13:58

Marshal has gone 17 hours without posting, I'm worried.

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Trife

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Jan 21st 2016, 16:15:32

his names not amber, it's marshal..

archaic

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Jan 21st 2016, 19:58:36

Its up to 21 hours, I mean seriously we need helicopters and fluff, this is serious!

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Akula

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Jan 21st 2016, 20:28:20

i saw him today but not here

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Marshal

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Jan 21st 2016, 21:27:28

SO
fluffING
WHAT???!!!

GET
A
HOBBY!!!

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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llaar

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Jan 21st 2016, 21:52:14

marshall tracker lol

Link

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Jan 21st 2016, 21:54:35

Oh good he's ok

Link.

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BladeEWG

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Jan 21st 2016, 22:17:32

Unless he saw him in a pine box ?

archaic

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Jan 21st 2016, 22:19:26

One post every 2.48 hours for the last 5.8 years. We were worried. I'll call the Coast Guard and let them know you're home.

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victor victoria

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:39:11

Originally posted by Marshal:

SO
fluffING
WHAT???!!!

GET
A
HOBBY!!!

fluff, ASSHOLE. STOP BEING SO AWLWAYS fluffING HELPFUL AND POIGNANT IN YOUR POSTING. MY fluffING HOBBY is(i) READING YOUR CONSTANT CONTRIBUTIONS.
THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR DIEHARD FANACTICS?
NEVER PEAK BEHIND THE fluffING CURTAIN, AM I fluffING RIGHT? JESUS fluffING CHRIST, TALK ABOUT GOD DAMNED fluffING IDOLATRY.
no, i dont give a sgit- i csncelled my scandav people language class just now because i no longer wish to have a conversation that we both can understand...

Marshal

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:42:54

i think archy miscalced.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

victor victoria

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:43:43

HE WAS TAUGHT SCIENCE IN AMERICA, THE REST OF RHE WORLD IS WRONG.

Scott

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:46:29

Originally posted by victor victoria:

HE WAS TAUGHT SCIENCE IN AMERICA, THE REST OF RHE WORLD IS WRONG.

The rest of rhe world is wrong!

https://johnsonweld.com

victor victoria

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:58:18

SRWESWELL IS MY HART BERUASE SHES LIKE CLEVWR..

.. sorry, typos aee fun, honest injun?

victor victoria

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Jan 21st 2016, 23:59:54

ducj nomiricies, right?
tell me im wtong dtonny, tell me im rung..

galleri

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Jan 22nd 2016, 0:17:38

This thread made me laugh. Thanks everyone.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Link

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Jan 22nd 2016, 0:26:26

Originally posted by galleri:

This thread made me laugh. Thanks everyone.

Good :)

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Vic

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Jan 22nd 2016, 8:02:41

Originally posted by galleri:

This thread made me laugh. Thanks everyone.

archaic

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Jan 22nd 2016, 19:41:02

Originally posted by Marshal:

i think archy miscalced.

Marshal's first EE post = April 6, 2010 = 5.8 years ago

Hours in a year = 365X24 = 8760

X 5.8 years = 50808

Marshal's # posts = 20300

1 post every ~ 2.5 hours

Yesterday I actually worked out the hours to the day and it was 2.48.

So thanks for playing Marshal, but no, I did not miscalculate. I'm still glad you're ok - that was traumatic.

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Marshal

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Jan 22nd 2016, 21:28:02

still weirdo but whatever.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

mFrost

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Jan 23rd 2016, 1:15:25

Are we sure it is Marshal, or perhaps those who kidnapped him are forcing him to post like everything is ok... *doom*

Marshal

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Jan 23rd 2016, 11:39:50

you never know.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Suicidal

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Jan 23rd 2016, 16:51:15

Marshal is OK....he was seen having a beer with Obama.

Marshal

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Jan 23rd 2016, 20:39:24

not possible.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

mFrost

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Jan 23rd 2016, 21:59:41

I knew it, this poster is an impostor, Obama had the Secret Service kidnapped Marshal for his post count.

Marshal

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Jan 23rd 2016, 22:07:34

dream on.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Huma Abedin

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Jan 23rd 2016, 23:04:30

youre in my dreams except for the times when i dream and youre otherwise occupied and unable to make an appearance.

Marshal

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Jan 23rd 2016, 23:31:50

i don't want to be in your dreams.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....