firstly, who else loves oxford commas?
and secondly? twenty nine going on seventy four.

my proctologist told me i have the visceral constitution of a sixty seven year old man.

i asked him, then, if i xould retire and collect cpp.. he laughed and told me id die well before then. ha.

wait, i mean..
what?

thats what you get for putting f@gs in your mouth

racist.

and i loove to draw back and suck in all that happy goodness from fags..
..
.. i mean, wait..
what?

its like my high school prom all over again..

also if i ask two mods politely to ban me, they ignore me.

it would appear i need to say three words on the forum before i get what i asked for.

fluff. now can i have my seven day ban that i asked nicely for, please?

or shall i rant and rave snd temper tantrum before they do their job?

thank god you are a drain on canada's healthcare instead of ours. i prefer not paying for flufftards to survive. eugenics and all that.

Rookie smokers...

Sounds like it lmao

id'jit, i pay for our socialist medicine. the same way as a worker you pay for non workers? smokers pay for cgildren to be murdered in wombs.

go fluff yourself, learn something, and then open your whore mouth, fluff.

wrong

What in the hell did you all do to braden while I was away?

Yep rant ect.

Fallout from game mechanics. Cerbs gone crazy, too.

white is right.

blame or extend arguments to those whom i asked politely to ban me.

this fluff.is on mods, two kof them.

j did no wrong. i didnt shirk responsibility.

He has finally entered that late stage of alcoholism where even the people that love him . . .

(like me)

</3

. . . are just waiting for the inevitable sad ending.

hi bradey

I only read the first post, and I may be slightly inebriated, but I had the following immediate reactions...

1) Oxford Commas or get the fluff out
1.5) My true love will always be ellipses, which I probably overuse... Whatever...
2) I <2 braden
3) 29 going on 74 is incorrect. It is 25 or 6 to 4. Get it right.
4) Shiner makes a very drinkable Oktoberfest, but Rahr & Sons is still better
5) I hate this game, everyone who plays this game, and people who do not use Oxford Commas

--Viceroy
Hating myself since forever, but most recently since October 9th


Also... Bonus

I miss my smoking addiction...its probably better than my current

quit smoking, braden !

bradens never gonna stop smokin' that sweet sweet meatpipe