WAPITI ARE ELK! ELK ARE YUM!

WAPITI WAPITI WAPITI
BLAAAAUURRRUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAH!!!!

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF EXECUTIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

LESSER KNOWN FACT: NATIVE AMERICANS NAMED WAPITI "GHOSTS OF THE FOREST" BECAUSE JUST LIKE GHOSTS, THEY DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST. LUCKILY, SAM AND I HAD PLENTY OF IRISH WHISKEY AND BEERS AND ASHES OF OUR FATHER TO MAKE THE TRIP TOTALLY WORTHWHILE EVEN IF OUR FREEZERS LIE BARE AND OUR FAMILIES WILL NOW SURELY STARVE.

SCREW YOU, WAPITI.

HA!

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF DISAPPOINTMENT
DEPARTMENT OF OPTIMISM
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Those bastards!!! Bigfoot prolly got them all

Wolves need some thinning out.