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Vic Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 2:27:15

do you write in some form of haiku that I don't know about?

BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 2:48:25

Tried to keep the boards lively
But to no avail

Vic Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 3:36:20

Originally posted by BladeEWG:
Tried to keep the boards lively
But to no avail


Originally posted by Vic:
do you write in some form of haiku that I don't know about?

BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 3:44:49

Still waiting on the Mama jokes

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Mar 7th 2015, 5:51:09

Yo mama so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!

-1985

:P
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https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 13:19:13

LOL KOH!


Your Mama is so fat,she lives in two zip codes

Vic Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 13:46:44

my original question still stands!

BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 13:49:29

The only stand I know
Is a hot dog stand

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Mar 7th 2015, 13:53:45

Your mama is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs!

braden Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 14:49:33

your momma so fat she has high cholesterol and a weak heart because of it


.. i was never any good at schoolyard rejoinder :(

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Mar 7th 2015, 14:51:18

yo mama is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 7th 2015, 14:52:41

Sad Braden ;)

Riddler Game profile

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Mar 8th 2015, 18:17:46

Your momma so fat she fell and broke her leg and gravy poured out...

Ancient proverb

Vic Game profile

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Mar 8th 2015, 18:19:14

Originally posted by BladeEWG:
The only stand I know
Is a hot dog stand


and my original question STILL stands!

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Mar 8th 2015, 18:48:54

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC she orders the bucket on the roof.

-1986
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

major Game profile

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Mar 8th 2015, 19:17:14

yo mama is so fat they created daylight savings time to let everyone know she moved a little closer to the sun.

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Mar 8th 2015, 19:44:43

Yo mama so fat when she's swimming on a beach people gather thinking a whale is about to beach
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Heston Game profile

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Mar 8th 2015, 20:59:48

Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she has to roll over three times to get wet.
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Mar 8th 2015, 21:27:43

Your momma so dirty i told her to do the robot at a party
Now r2d2 has aids.
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Mar 8th 2015, 21:30:15

Your mommas so dirty
Third world countries eat the cheese
Out of the crack of her ass
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hoop Game profile

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Mar 8th 2015, 21:45:15

Yo momma's so fat the equations for dark matter were just solving for her...

Heston Game profile

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Mar 9th 2015, 0:09:09

Your mommas so fat when jesus come
He said "let there be light"
He also said "get the fluff out of the way fluff."
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Mar 9th 2015, 3:15:58

http://www.me-me-me.tv/...e-obese-predict-fat-fans/



Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

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Mar 9th 2015, 4:53:32

Yo mamas so fat she sweats chicken strips out her gunt.
wasn't me...

BladeEWG Game profile

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Mar 9th 2015, 16:28:45

Some of these are pretty good!

Suicidal Game profile

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Mar 9th 2015, 23:58:53

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

Suicidal Game profile

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Mar 9th 2015, 23:59:57

Your momma's like a gun, two fluffs and she's loaded!

Suicidal Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:00:20

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:01:52

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Syko_Killa Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:02:35

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Yo mama so fat when she's swimming near the shore people gather thinking a whale is about to beach
There Fixed;)
Do as I say, not as I do.

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:06:20

Yur Mammas like a race-car, she burns ten rubbers!
Do as I say, not as I do.

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:06:49

Your mamas so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Do as I say, not as I do.

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:14:08

Syko_Killa Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 0:25:32

Your Mothers so Fat by the time she does a 180, half the day has passed.
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Mar 10th 2015, 1:29:21



After she finally got the cookie.....http://youtu.be/xQI8-xLxgg8
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Heston Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 3:33:43

Yo momma so nasty she put a cucumber in her fluff and pulled out a pickle.
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Mar 10th 2015, 3:37:49

Originally posted by Heston:
Yo momma so nasty she put a cucumber in her fluff and pulled out a pickle.


O O
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

farmer Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 3:40:05

I am keeping my cucumber the heck away from that

Heston Game profile

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Mar 10th 2015, 4:05:31

fluffin yo momma is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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