Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science? Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.

Pleased to meet you :-)

Another Mike Titson ?

You mean Mike Biteson?

They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.

Ok fella.... You ride the short bus to school do ya??? =)

Why should I beware of Johnson?

Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.