THE INFINITE MONKEYS DISGUISED AS INFINITE KITTIES FOR THIS RESET HAVE INFORMED ME THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A INDISCRETION AGAINST ONE OF OUT COUNTRIES.
AS REPARATIONS WE DEMAND A PUBLIC POST ON THIS THREAD OF A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING SOFT KITTIES AND UNRELATED EXPLOSIONS IN THE ORDER OF ONE VIDEO BR.
OTHERWISE WE WILL HAVE TO MAKE MORE STRONGLY WORDED DEMANDS!

JOE DANGER
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
BUT MAKER OF STRONGLY WORDED DEMANDS WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE AUTHORIZED BUT WE DON'T NEED NO AUTHORIZATION WHEN WE HAVE SOFT KITTIES!

HA!

Anything for DANGER!

OH I SMELL DANGER!

http://imgur.com/gallery/3FZIVxt

DEAR JOE DANGER,

WE ARE TRULY SORRY FOR OUR LATE RESPONSE. HERE ARE OUR OFFICIAL REPS OFFERS. SADLY A VIDEO THAT COMBINES KITTENS AND EXPLOSIONS (IN A NON - GRUESOME WAY) WAS 2 HARD FOR OUR SCIENTIST TO FIND. INSTEAD THEY'VE MADE 2 SEPERATE VIDEOS.

SEE HERE KITTY VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

SEE BOOM VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8dsAeMmPk


HAVE A DANGEROUS DAY!
-THE SONS OF LIBERTY

Some SERIOUS reparations here.

Just does not pay to mess with DANGER KITTY.

DEAR DANGER,


DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT WE RECEIVED FOR THE MASSIVE TIME WE PUT IN OUR REPS WE DEMAND YOU PAY US BACK A PERCENTAGE OF THE REPS. DEPOSITS ARE DUE IN 48 HOURS

DEAR SOL, THERE HAS BEEN MUCH REVELRY AND MERRY MAKING AT THE MIGHTY FRIENDLY CLAN SINCE THE ARRIVAL OF YOUR TRIBUTE OFFER. ONE WOULD NOT THINK AN ENTIRE FILM FESTIVAL COULD BE ARRANGED AROUND A PAIR VIDEOS TOTALING LESS THAN SEVEN MINUTES IN LENGTH. ONE WOULD OF COURSE BE WRONG. WE ARE CURRENTLY INTERVIEWING DIRECTORS AND SEEKING FINANCING TO PRODUCE A SUITABLE SEQUEL TO YOUR ASTOUNDLY AWESOME SUMMER SMASH FILMS.

JOE AND BILL HAVE NO IDEA I JUST COMMITTED THEM TO WRITING AN ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER,
KEY GRIP

SoL is ranked too high

This was an entertaining post. We need more like this :-)

I hate TAN

DEAR J. DANGER STOP


IN JUNGLE HUNTING LAF AND SOFERS STOP.
HENCE STOPS AT END SENTENCE STOP.
TELEGRAPH COMMUNICATIONS STOP.

HOPE DIRECTOR INTERVIEWS ARE GOING WELL STOP.
SOL IS VERY CURIOUS TO SEE RESULTS STOP.
WE HOPE TO SEE YOUR SEQUEL SOON STOP.


THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT SELF DESTRUCT STOP.
END OF TRANSMISSION

Watch out for the monkeys in there. Make very LOUD noises I hear. And there are A LOT of them so I am also told. In fact I'm a bit surprised there's enough room left for you, LAF and SOF. But I suppose that is the nature of the infinite. Lots of room. (If you bump into any lost Ruskies, point them westwards, seems to be the direction they want to go.)

I was in SOL and wanna be an SOLer again..its been awhile and i just restarted playing..

Hey Wrath of Hate. I sent you a PM,


You can apply to http://SOL.ghqnet.com