Jul 21st 2014, 12:40:28
If Microsoft was headquartered in the Deep South:
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw."
4. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '7 would be an outhouse.
5. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
6. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++."
7. Winders 7 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
8. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz."
9. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
10. Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver.
11. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator.
12. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
13. Winders would actually work, Those Southern folks can fix anything!
