Rapper explains why he severed his penis
http://www.cnn.com/...s-andre-johson/index.html

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wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil fluff, innit? ima fluffe fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Wut

Wu tang is the gateway to jumping off of bldgs after cutting off your unit.

Aspiring tranny?

thats seriously fluffed up

"He told E! that he was under the influence of drugs at the time"

Duh

Oh my god, his last name is Johnson!

only reason that i can think of why a rapper would sever his own penis would be because he threatened to stab someone if they didn't let him rape them. course, it would take on an entirely different meaning if the rapper was dissatisfied with the gender changing program that they were currently paying for.

"My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ."

i'd suggest he was a fluffing lunatic, but we already established this when he cut off his penis because he couldn't.. keep it in his pants? um, irony?