first of all I think the only logical response is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEvITqye3Q

And now the real commentary:

"MD we are your jury, your judge and your executioner."
Cliche.. real cliche


"Here are the charges and our accompanying judgements:-"

[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.
[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.
[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.
[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.
[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.
[blah blah blah]
We deem you GUILTY and sentence you to DIE.

Holy repetitiveness there. NOt only that but unless this is a shakespearian play, what is the point to ask someone to "die again" over and over again. plus there is obvious copy and paste there. seriously. real long when simply one sentence would do. Plus where is the youtube video? Where is the explosions?? WHERE IS THE TRASH TALK?? AND WHERE ARE MY BISCUITS!!


"With all the above said we know that we at SoF are far from innocent ourselves and believe we are guilty of the following:"
What is this, morals and ethics week? Really the following youtube is the best response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_d4I_VYDj8

in fact your whole wardec could have been better served by simply the above.

[list deleted.. the only good list in a war dec was the one I used in my generic check list war dec]

Overall I give this wardec a C-, not horrible horrible, but not great either. so in short I will not ban you from AT but nor will I share with you the secret mod board hack codes.

++martian
head of war dec commentaries

AHHHHHHHHHHH MARTIAN!!!!! You probably don't remember me, but your utter fluffiness always made me giggle :P Used to go by the name of Sniper in the very very early days of SoF :D

OH and almost forgot.....

SUCKS TO YOUR AZZ-MARR!

good commentary.
I give it an A.

Mod team does not allow anyone to judge martian's commentarys.
You will be promptly suspended!

noooooo!

;) you make my day KF

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*bonus*

Hey sniper: I do remember you:P

WHO LIKES TANKS AND TROOPS AND JETS
WHO MAKES MONARCHIES THEIR PETS
etc..
I still have all that stuff saved on my comp sadly:P

++martian
SUCKS TO YOUR AZZMAR

and the first rule about mod team is
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOD TEAM

I approve of that youtube video. Much better for a war declaration!

Sniper is a good dota character in pub games. Just build shadow blade and dps items... gg.

Pies Martian's llaam...SPLAT!

ha i laughed more on this than any other post

The first rule of Project Moderation is you do not ask question... The second rule of Project Moderation is you do not ask questions

hahahahahahhaa weeeeeeeee